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Alright guys, lets do this. I've decided that instead of making hundreds of Wank threads, we just post all of our wanking here. Please, for the love of god, no bashing. Seriously. I don't care if someone's fav is fodder, or got killed by a girl, or if said girl is completely useless. This is for...

Menma reappeared in his apartment, gazing around disinterestedly. He supposed that the best way to pass himself off as his 'Original' in this dimension would be to look at his belongings. He knew that the Menma of this universe-or Naruto, as he was called- was seen as dead last of the class, and...

Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, Rokudaime Hokage of Konohagakure and Hero of the Fourth Great Shinobi War, relaxed in his chair in the Hokage's office, placing a lovely picture of himself and his lavender-haired wife to the side. The village had flourished under his rule, the Hyuga clan was having...

How the hell did Danzo not know about Kabuto being in the Chunin Exams? I mean, despite frequent claims of him being a fodder who is the worst person in the Naruto franchise, Danzo isn't stupid. Seriously, Danzo supposedly attempted to have Kabuto killed for being too good of a spy, than let's...

Espadara here again. Now, I've been reading quite a few Naruto Time Travel Fanfictions lately, and I re-read a pretty nice fic called All is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon. The basic plot of that story is that Naruto, no matter what happens, will always be reborn due to the Kyuubi's...

If Danzo became Hokage after the Kyuubi attack, how differently do you think the canon storyline would've gone? I personally think he would've gave Naruto extensive training from a young age, maybe keep Orochimaru in the village. Your thoughts?

How well do you think Sasori (and Suna) could've done if he was the Fourth Kazekage? If he assassinated the Third Kazekage, but stayed in the village, he probably would've been a good candidate for Yondaime. Keeping the Third Kazekage puppet as an ultimate last resort (I think Suna would be more...

Hey everyone. I've been watching some Black Lagoon lately, and the Vampire Twins really struck a chord with me. I hate the ending of their arc (Hansel getting his knee and hand blown off and forced to bleed to death, while Gretel almost makes it to safety, promising to have a picnic with Rock...

Alright...now, let me just say I niether bash nor wank either of the Uchiha bros. My wankin is saved for Kagami and Fugaku. Now, I see a lot of people who support Itachi tend to bash Sasuke. A few examples I have seen mainly involve calling Sasuke a revenge driven, antisocial, emo, jerkass...

Honestly, what part of Danzo is Fodder-like? Dude was 72, and did a decent job fighting Sasuke 'New Powers as the Plot Demands' Uchiha. Around 10 or so Izanagi eyes, Shisui's Mangekyo sharingan with Kotoamatsukami and which has been shown to increase his reflexes, decent chakra reserves and Wood...

The sun rose steadily over the horizon, casting a soft glow upon the Konoha Orphanage. A young boy with spiky blonde hair sat on the roof of the Orphanage, basking in the sunlight, closing his blue eyes in order to enjoy it even more. He leaned back to lie down on the roof, lazily opening one...

AN: Warning! This story is slightly mature. "Hidan-chan!" A silver-haired youth rose his head at the sound of his name being called, placing the small piece of bread he had been eating back on the plate. He had a strange appearance when compared to the older monks at the church; Silver hair...

How do you think Fugaku and Minato's interactions were like? Their wives were friends, so I'm sure they'd be on good terms. I personally think that Fugaku kept trying to be a rival of sorts, but Minato probably never noticed.

We've already seen Kakashi Gaiden...so I say we do a Danzo Gaiden! I mean, wouldn't you want to see how Hiruzen acted when he first became Hokage? Or how Danzo came up with the idea of Root? Whatever happened to Torifu and Kagami? Theres just so much that we could discover from that time period.

I friggin' hate when people call Danzo evil. Everything he did was for (In his own eyes) the well being of Konoha. The reason he had tricked Hanzo into killing Akatsuki was because Akatsuki was preventing Root from stopping Konoha's peace treaty with Iwagakure. While this seems horrible, just...

Greetings, Espadara Uchiha here, with yet another theory...with evidence. Now as we know, Kishimoto likes using the databooks to show foils to Naruto- Gaara and Naruto both have the same height and weight in Shippuden, Gaara cultivates cacti compared to Naruto watering plants, Gaara's birthday...

We've already been shown that Infinite Tsukuyomi can pierce through walls, leaving people helpless as the branches wrap them up. So would it affect Hidan? Kishimoto said he would eventually die of malnutrition, but do you think he's still alive to be affected?

AN: Sorry I haven't been updating for so long. It's just a lot of stuff has been going on, and writing was forced to take a backseat. Sasuke scowled as he leaned against the tree at Training Ground 3, waiting impatiently for his sensei to arrive. He had arrived at 9:00 AM on the dot, ready to...

AN: Here's chapter 2... Naruto strode calmly in the sewers beneath Konoha, rats scurrying out of his way. The smell of the sewers didn't bother him in the slightest. How could it, after all these years? He chuckled to himself. He had grown to live with it, for it was the only place for him to...

For those who walked into Konoha, it seemed like a paradise. Everyone knew everyone, people were smiling, and the sound of laughter commonly filled the air. Konoha was the most peaceful of the Five Great Hidden Villages, and everyone, no matter ninja or civilian, was treated fairly. But there...