Fugaku probably would've given Minato some parenting advice.
"Run out of batteries for your remote? Use the batteries in your sons toys."
"Wife on her period? Keep the child in between you and her at all times. If she continues her assault, than you can blame her for any issues with the child in the future."
"Make sure you clearly show favor to only one child. The others will do anything to get your approval as well."
"When your wife tells you to cook for the kids, have the kids cook for you. It will taste horrible at first, but eventually they'll learn life lessons or something."
"You have to stay home and watch the kids? Enroll them into Anbu. You get a free Saturday night, and they learn how to kill people."