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  1. Piratefish

    [Predictions] A VERY different biblical story+Endgame predictions

    So I hope everyone has read 646, if not, do so immediately. More backstory is contained in that thing than I ever though Kishi would willingly give us at one time. At first, I was wondering if the idea was nabbed from One-Piece: The whole Naruto plot was ALSO kickstarted by a FRUIT?!? What the...
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    So how big is Konoha anyway?

    We know the combined military might of the Five Great Villages: Roughly 100,000 ninja. We know Konoha is possibly the strongest, and has numerical superiority to the other villages (was it stated in a databook somewhere? Can't really remember.) So, Konoha probably has around 25-30,000...
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    White is the colour of Death: Why Juubito WILL KILL at least 1 major character.

    I know the title might prompt people to write something like "lolnope" or "sure, obviously" and then be done with the thread. Please don't. I swear I have a point, though it's up to you guys to judge whether it's a valid one... As we (presumably) all know, white, as a colour, has a very...
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    Sakura for hokage!

    She's the best candidate, among the K11 at least. (now that Neji's dead the term still applies...) Naruto: He is hellishly strong, true. But he just ISN'T mentally ready. Smarts in combat do not translate well to organizational and administrative skill. If they did, we'd elect presidents...
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    [Discussion] Symbolism in Obito's Team Portrait/Juubi Takeover Analysis.

    Be warned, the following segments may be hard to follow. My thought-processes can be accurately described as weird. I didn't really like Obito following his big reveal. Sure, he was the most logical candidate, but was ANOTHER "Evil Naruto" REALLY the best antagonist Kishi could cook up, for...
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    (Theory) Minato the Monkey God

    I'm sure you guys are wondering what the HELL I'm talking about, but bear with me here. The idea is, Minato Namikaze draws heavily on the mythology surrounding Hanuman, who inspired Sun Wukong (in China), or Son Goku (Japan). Yes, the Goku that inspired THE Goku. Hanuman was a once monkey...
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    No one alive can stand against this duo!

    I'm being completely serious. I really, truly am. Kabuto is a sneaky son of a *****. He has, either personally or through extraordinary contacts in what used to be Orochimaru's network, managed to collect genetic material from THE most powerful people who lived since the villages were founded...
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    Why didn't the Sage instruct people how to divide the Bijuu further?

    The Sage divided the Juubi (10 tails) into a Kyuubi (9) a Hachibi (8) and so on all the way down to 1. Why not take it further? Assuming the lowest possible division is an Ichibi and a Nibi, and the 9-tails grants 8+7+6+5+4+3+2+1 tails and so on, you'd end up with a LARGE amount of Nibi's and...
  9. Piratefish

    At this point, Sasuke only wants to die.

    Lets take a look at our (least?) favorite Uchiha's psychological makeup. First, his own words: He wants to kill Itachi, and to resurrect his clan. He's lying through his teeth. He certainly DID want to kill Itachi, but to recreate the Uchiha Clan? There has NEVER been a single instance of...
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    Lee Should Have DESTROYED Gaara During the Chuunin Exams

    So, here's a punch from Lee, unweighted but otherwise unenhanced: A SINGLE punch with NO GATE ACTIVATED managed to completely remove Gaara's Sand Armor over a large portion of his face. Here's Gai stating that the Initial Lotus is enough to break the Sand Armor: And seemingly with good...
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    The Juubi Is About to Assume Human Form

    This monster right here: Doesn't look much like this one: In fact, the last one looks... almost... human. Could that be what is meant by the Juubi's "Perfect Form"? EDIT: Uchiha Josephus has a thread on this too, and it was made earlier. You should visit it.
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    Is There a Rational Explanation for "Talk-no-Jutsu"?

    So, the Kyuubi gives Naruto bloody quick regeneration. But, it has another power: He can DETECT EMOTIONS. And there's some evidence that even small amounts of the Kyuubi's chakra simply makes the already present abilities STRONGER: Could it be that Naruto is, to some degree, attuned to...
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    Seems to me that Kakashi was LYING...

    When he said this during the Wave Arc: There wouldn't be kids of like, eleven and below stronger than an Elite Jounin, would there? Has there ever been? Don't say Itachi, this would have been two years or more before he awakened the Mangekyou.
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    Does Naruto even KNOW more than two handseals?

    I just saw ~Dream~'s little signature GIF http://i50.tinypic.com/1qomef.gif And it made me think. Naruto has NEVER shown ANY other seal than this one: And might have forgotten this one, it's been so very, VERY long: He learned basically NOTHING at the Academy, he didn't even know...
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    Is "Shintenshin Overload" enough to win the War?

    You MAY have noticed this: So, Ino managed to hold Madara and Obito long enough to redirect the Juubi's beam. She maintained control for two seconds. Let's imagine there are 30 Yamanaka on the battlefield (there might well be more). Let's imagine each of them are at Ino's level (they might...
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    Is there a "Hiraishin Realm"? A theory on Space/Time Techniques in general.

    Is there a "Hiraishin Realm"? Bee might just have a point. Kamui, both versions, are connected to the same realm. Could it be that EVERY S/T jutsu concern manipulation of different dimensions? Kamui: Or totally: To the Kamui Realm. Or out of it: [/SPOILER] Summoning Techniques...
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    Hidan: Immortality is ****ING useful.

    So, Hidan has immortality at his disposal, and utilizes blood for his most valued jutsu (his only one, really). What can he do with this? A ****ing TON of awesome shit, is what. He has a natural advantage against anyone fond of Kuchiose no jutsu, and those who don't mind bleeding during...
  18. Piratefish

    Superman Gauntlet: The Bijuu!

    I'm unsure whether this thread should be here, but anyways: SUPERMAN VS THE BIJUU: DON'T FORGET THE JUUBI: This consists of one-on-one battles, if Superman wins he advances to the next Demon. Personally I don't believe he could take out the Juubi based purely on their sources of...
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    Tsuchikage's Rock Golem vs Sasuke's Susano'o!

    No Amaterasu, Jinton, whatever. Oonoki is riding in the middle of the Rock Golem, EXACTLY like a diminutive Mad Scientist (with a bona fide Death Ray, as well!) Chakra Construct vs Chakra Construct. Mano a mano, as it were. SASUKE'S SUSANO'O! VS TSUCHIKAGE'S ROCK GOLEM! Now, before you...
  20. Piratefish

    Katsuyu, Suigetsu, Kabuto, Gozu, Meizu > Chibaku Tensei, Meteor, Blunt Force?

    Is Countered by They'd turn liquid (or smaller versions of themselves) and ooze through the smallest cracks. If there aren't any, they'd just stay put intil the technique powered down. Gozu and Meizu don't appear to be mobile, so they'd have no choice but to wait it out. But they'd...
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