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Alright everyone. Time for a bit of appreciation to a dude who gets way too much bashing. Danzo Shimura is a man who exists in the shadows of the Shinobi world, handling the darker aspects of shinobi life with a secret organization of emotionless ninja titled 'Root'. Danzo possesses an...

Anyone got Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura QR codes for Tomodachi life?

Neji Hyuga was many things. A Slave. A Prodigy. He had seen the evil of the Main Branch firsthand, when they took his father as a sacrifice. He had hated the fact his father was sacrificed for the life of his uncle, all because he was a member of the branch family. He had resigned himself to the...

My name is Obito. But you already know that, don't you? And yet, there is so much left unknown. I'm an orphan, a failure as an Uchiha, a boy whose dream to become a ninja is mocked by many. Except for one. Yes, I hear the whispers. The Academy Teachers labeled me as a future drop out. Even...

Time to post some parenting tips from the Fathers of the Narutoverse! Post tips from whatever character you want; I'll start with Fugaku. "Always favor one child more than the other; the one left in the corner will do anything to gain your approval." "Have to watch the kids while your wife...

Hello everyone. Espadara here, with a legit theory that will destroy your view of the Narutoverse. Now, like every other Naruto fan, I was disappointed with his supposed training during the timeskip. "Hurr durr I can make bigger Rasengan" was practically the only thing he was taught. Despite...

Naruto brushed the sweat off of his head as he finally entered Sunagakure, and marveled at the buildings that looked as if they were made of sand. The villagers would walk around him, gazing interestedly at Banryu slung over his back. Jakotsutō was hidden inside his jacket, ready to be drawn at...

AN: And Verily, As I Walk Through The Shadow Of Sizzlers, I Cry. For It Is Not A Man's Fate To Drink From The Soapy Cup Of Olympus, In This World That Fails To Recognize The Evil Hidden In Every Woman's Smile, And The Lust Hidden In The Pantyhose. Our three heroes leaned against the wall of a...

For the last time, Obito could not have Kamui'd the bone aiming for him. If you notice in that image, he completes the Kamui on Kakashi's bone just as it was right in front of him, and just as one bone pierces Obito. I don't get why all of you people keep saying that Obito could've just...

A white ceiling filled Natsuki's vision as she woke up, a pain stretching over most of her chest, and a pounding headache. She tried to get out of the bed she was in, only to fall back in pain. Her mind tried to figure out where she was, struggling with the pain from her head. Out of the corner...

Exactly as the title says. It seems that a bunch of the fics that have an Alive!Minato make him out to be a horribly abusive parent who doesn't give two shits about Kushina or his children, or that he manipulated Kushina into marrying him. God damn, if there is someone who doesn't deserve this...

A young black-haired boy, Bankotsu, emerged from his forge, holding his masterpiece in his left hand; a colossal halberd-like Zanbato. He was obviously struggling with the weight of it, though the sword appeared to require three men to hold, a testament to Bankotsu's strength. He grinned as he...

Madara woke up on a raft, holding his head. He had hangovers before, but this felt like a Rasengan busted his head open. As Madara regained his surroundings, he heard the most annoying voice ever heard begin talking. "Hey! You are you guys?! Why'd you land in my boat?!" The boy speaking...

On the night of October Tenth, the Yondaime Hokage of Konohagakure, Minato Namikaze, was forced to watch as the Kyuubi no Kitsune was ripped from his wife's body and used to attack the village by a mysterious masked man. Minato had chosen to save his two newborn children, unable to stop the...

Yotsuba Corporation, a 325-story skyscraper fitted with the best defense gear money could buy and located in the not-as-weird section of Tokyo, stood tall with the sun behind it as three vastly different people approached it for the first time. The first newcomer was a skinny young boy with...

What is the craziest theory that you've heard? Some of the crazy ones I've heard were the Kyuubi is actually Naruto's mom or dad, Kabuto would betray Orochimaru, Kagami Uchiha was Tobi, Minato was the Akatsuki's leader...

Alright guys, lets do this. I've decided that instead of making hundreds of Wank threads, we just post all of our wanking here. Please, for the love of god, no bashing. Seriously. I don't care if someone's fav is fodder, or got killed by a girl, or if said girl is completely useless. This is for...

Menma reappeared in his apartment, gazing around disinterestedly. He supposed that the best way to pass himself off as his 'Original' in this dimension would be to look at his belongings. He knew that the Menma of this universe-or Naruto, as he was called- was seen as dead last of the class, and...

Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, Rokudaime Hokage of Konohagakure and Hero of the Fourth Great Shinobi War, relaxed in his chair in the Hokage's office, placing a lovely picture of himself and his lavender-haired wife to the side. The village had flourished under his rule, the Hyuga clan was having...

How the hell did Danzo not know about Kabuto being in the Chunin Exams? I mean, despite frequent claims of him being a fodder who is the worst person in the Naruto franchise, Danzo isn't stupid. Seriously, Danzo supposedly attempted to have Kabuto killed for being too good of a spy, than let's...