Jiraiya would stick his finger up Tsunade ass and rub his d1ck between Tsunade's boobs.then tsunade comes in and flicks them to death with her finger...
Lol see? jiraya fighting itachi with sage mode activated, the only way jiraya has a CHANCE of beating itachi, is in sage mode, but he has to start in base, and he has to clap his hand togther and run around for like 6 mins to get into sage mode, that is not gonna happen >< , also It's already proven itachi can get you in a genjutsu from afar, if you want me prove it say the wordHmm,ill try and i come with something. Erm here goes nothing. Jiraiya is fighting Itachi in an open field with sage mode activated. Medium range. Tsukuyomi can't work as it is a close ranged genjutsu. Itachi uses Amateratsu but due to Jiraiya high reflexes due to sage mode the flames only burn his arm. Jiraiya distracts Itachi (kage bunshin, summon etc) and uses Fire Sealing method to seal away amateratsu however damage is already done to his arm but further damage to the rest of his body is prevented. Itachi activates susanoo. Jiraiya uses Earth Release: Swamp of the Underworld to contain Susanoo and then uses Summoning: Food Cart Destroyer Technique to prevent Susanoo from doing further harm. Itachi chakra runs out and god knows what happens next. Well, at least i tried.
Idk no shit but as far as i am concerned fights start medium range. And tsukuyomi is the only genjutsu which Jiraiya is unable to escape and its short range. (Lol see? jiraya fighting itachi with sage mode activated, the only way jiraya has a CHANCE of beating itachi, is in sage mode, but he has to start in base, and he has to clap his hand togther and run around for like 6 mins to get into sage mode, that is not gonna happen >< , also It's already proven itachi can get you in a genjutsu from afar, if you want me prove it say the word
Idk no shit but as far as i am concerned fights start medium range. And tsukuyomi is the only genjutsu which Jiraiya is unable to escape and its short range. (You must be registered for see links) That old *** can reverse summon his old saggy ass back to Mount Myoboku and come back in sage mode.
Btw, other shitty genjutsu can be stopped by those old ass frogs ma and pa.
I said he could reverse summon his ass back to Mount Greenbay and go masturbate,shit,pee,eat,have a cup of coffee,watch tv etc and finally turn into a sage. I said medium range. I am too lazy to check those fights but i am talking about those fights like the Jiraiya vs Pain at the start when they were talking shit. And does it take that long to summon old motherfuc*kers? It shouldnt take that long. It should be more like a normal summoning that takes like 5 sec.
lol and he has to hold hid hands together for lik 5/7mins to summon ma and pa, and get into sage mode, and you're assuming the fight starts in long range T.T most fights start close range...
Oro vs hiruzen
Kakashi vs Itachi part 2
Itachi vs kurenai + kakashi part 1
Naruto vs pain
Jiraya vs konan
Gaara vs deidara
Sasuke vs Deidara
Iv'e yet to see a fight start with such a distance..
I said he could reverse summon his ass back to Mount Greenbay and go masturbate,shit,pee,eat,have a cup of coffee,watch tv etc and finally turn into a sage. I said medium range. I am too lazy to check those fights but i am talking about those fights like the Jiraiya vs Pain at the start when they were talking shit. And does it take that long to summon old motherfuc*kers? It shouldnt take that long. It should be more like a normal summoning that takes like 5 sec.
I repeat, if there is no chance. Summon your ass back to Mount Myoboku. Sword of Totsuka requires to activate Susanoo he could contain Susanoo with this technique Earth Release: Swamp of the Underworld while his useless toads get sealed away by sword of totsuka. And how do you know its 6 minutes. It could be less or more than that.
Lol didn't you see what he had to do with pain?
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"I'm going into sage mode, i'M calling on the two great sennin, buy me some time"
Then he started running around for a whole 6 mins with his hand clasped like that, and they finnaly got summoned....sage mode takes too much prep time
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etc...etc... this hand thing goes on for a long while...
Sage mode simply takes too long for jiraya to execute... and his frogs are too big, will get sealed permanently by totsuka sword, i
lol a frog over there has to reverse summon you there, how would a frog know to do it ?.....also leaving the battlefield to go somewhere and power up is unfair...How would you like if minato just teleported somewhere in battle, got some healer ninjas to heal him up , then returned?....I repeat, if there is no chance. Summon your ass back to Mount Myoboku. Sword of Totsuka requires to activate Susanoo he could contain Susanoo with this technique Earth Release: Swamp of the Underworld while his useless toads get sealed away by sword of totsuka. And how do you know its 6 minutes. It could be less or more than that.