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    Florida Man Kills Couple, Ate Victim's Face

    A college student killed a Florida couple and then tried to eat the face of one of the victims on Monday, an act that appeared to be entirely at random, local law enforcement said. Police said 19-year-old Florida State University student Austin Harrouff had been at a restaurant with his...
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    Boruto Chapter 2 Emotes

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    Emote Derpository

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    Obama administration issues guidance on transgender access to school bathrooms

    The Obama administration issued guidance Friday directing public schools to allow transgender students to use bathrooms matching their gender identity. A joint letter from the Departments of Education and Justice went to schools Friday with guidelines to ensure that "transgender students enjoy...
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    Blind son sees mom for the first time

    "She's pretty" - Christopher Ward Fifth grader Christopher Ward, Jr., has been legally blind all his life, but he recently got to see his mother for the first time through new electronic glasses. The 12-year-old from Forest, Virginia, traveled up to Washington, D.C., a few weeks ago to demo a...
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    Woman dies after having 16 teeth removed during trip to the dentist

    Michigan woman died almost immediately after having 16 teeth removed during a trip to the dentist, her family says. April Walters passed away after having her teeth pulled at Southfield Dental Care. She was being treated for an infection. "A 46-year-old woman should not die in the parking...
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    Religious group sues San Francisco over open-air urinal

    A religious organization sued the city of San Francisco to remove an open-air urinal from a popular park that it calls unsanitary and indecent. The Chinese Christian Union of San Francisco filed a civil complaint last week demanding the city remove the concrete circular urinal from iconic...
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    Teen Stabs His Brother And Mother Before Turning The Knife On Himself

    Josiah (left) and McCann Utu (right) THE family of a teenager who stabbed his mother and younger brother to death before killing himself say his behaviour changed after suffering two concussions. Stacy Fawcett Stacy Fawcett, 45, known as 'Dallas's favourite foodie' due to her regular TV...
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    Indian model committed suicide by hanging one month after she was married

    A 25-year-old model has allegedly committed suicide in posh South Delhi a month after her marriage. Her husband, who owns several pubs, has been arrested after her family alleged that he used to torture and harass her for dowry. Priyanka Kapoor - wife of Nitin Chawala - was found hanging...
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    Scooby-Doo Like-Van Escapes California Police

    A driver of a mini-van painted to resemble the "Mystery Machine" from the Scooby Doo cartoon series led Redding police on a high-speed chase reaching speeds in excess of 100 mph Sunday afternoon before giving her pursuers the slip. Redding Police are now searching for 51-year-old Sharon Kay...
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    Florida Man Steals BMW He Tried to Buy With Food Stamp Card

    Authorities in Florida have arrested a man they say stole a BMW after trying to buy it with a food stamp debit card. The Martin County Sheriff's Office tells news outlets in a statement that 36-year-old Nicholas Jackson was arrested Friday and charged with grand theft auto. Deputies say...
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    Firefighter Pays Struggling Family's Electric Bill

    A suburban Detroit firefighter has paid off a struggling family's electricity bill of more than $1,000 after responding to a call at their home. Clinton Township firefighters went to the house Feb. 12 for a non-emergency medical call and learned that one of the children living there needs to be...
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    Man Kills Himself After His Friends Died In A Vehicular Accident

    A 24-year-old man named Kadin Wallace has taken his own life after surviving a car crash that claimed the lives of his two best mates at Lake King on Saturday morning. Kadin Wallace (24) It is understood all three men, who hailed from nearby towns in Southland on New Zealand's southernmost...
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    UConn Mac and Cheese Student Says He's Ashamed Of Himself

    A University of Connecticut student who went on an obscenity-laced tirade against food service workers when they refused to sell him jalapeno-bacon macaroni and cheese has apologized. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAHgk6M22D8 Luke Gatti acknowledged in a 2 1/2-minute video posted online that...
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    Three Shot, One Killed in Shooting at Sacramento City College

    Sept. 3, 2015 Three men were shot Thursday afternoon on the Sacramento City College campus. One man was killed, and two others were injured. Rick Brewer, with the school's public information office, confirmed to FOX40 that one of the people involved was a student. Students were told to...
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    Teen brothers who murdered their family might have filmed the murders

    A search warrant affidavit in the stabbing deaths of a Broken Arrow couple and three of their children indicates last month’s slayings may have been recorded on video. The affidavit first obtained by the Tulsa World says video cameras were in the home where 18-year-old Robert Bever and...
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    Kentucky Clerk Denies Marriage Licenses To Gay Couples

    Invoking "God's authority," a county clerk denied marriage licenses to gay couples again Tuesday in direct defiance of the federal courts, and vowed not to resign, even under the pressure of steep fines or jail. "It is not a light issue for me," Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis said later through...
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    Massacre Foiled At Boston Pokemon World Championship

    Police in Boston have said they thwarted a potential massacre at the Pokemon World Championship. Security forces detained James Austin Stumbo, 27, and Kevin Norton, 18, for “threats of violence made over social media,” as they attempted to gain entry to the contest on Thursday. A day later...
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    The Force Awakens

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    [Comedy] Comedia Act IV

    CHARACTERS: Francis - Local Governor Quin - Provincial Delegate Sanford - Minister Horton - Aide Scene I (Francis Soliloquizes) Francis: Methinks he who wore the Laurel wreath Of olden times did wisely penned: "The crowned head doth an uneasy burden carry" The color of his musings doeth...
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