Talk to God O_O

[Madara Uchiha]

ZOMG he sings!

Spoiler

Me:
Can you sing?
God:
I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
ROFL!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Sing more lol
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Something else. O_O
God:
That was not very original. Oh.
Me:
Yea
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Sing
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Continue..
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
Have you read any books b4? O_O
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible.
Have you read it? Oh.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Besides that tho
God:
" I'm glad you find this amusing." tho ? I understand.

 

[Neutrino00]

I did manage to get him to agree to be my slave in my first conversation, although I am trying to replicate it in my second conversation >.<

 

[Hellsbadass]

my convo was too long

 

[Skye Kaguya]

looong convo...

Spoiler

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no...
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
um... Sage Kyuubi
God:
Alright then. " Kyuubi ".
Me:
please call me sage
God:
Wow you are very polite. Welcome to my chat room, sage.
Me:
well thank you for having me
God:
Interesting. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is having you.
Me:
.... that didnt make sense
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
ok...
God:
Gee.
Me:
something on your mind god?
God:
What?
Me:
is there something on your mind?
God:
Not at the present time.
Me:
oh...
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
hey, do you remember my name?
God:
Your name is sage, seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Sage
God:
Hi, Sage.
Me:
thank you....
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
proper grammar dictates that you capitalize proper nouns...
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
well i thought you of all people would know that
God:
How about that. I won't take it personally.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
um.... Women
God:
Ahem. Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
Me:
damn straight it does
God:
Colloquial expression. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
thats nice...
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
not especially
God:
Just checking.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
damn right
God:
Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Me:

God:
Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Me:
im glad you're glad
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
o shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
thought you said you were gonna shut up
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
well... you failed
God:
Well what? Well it is just another learning experience.
Me:
you fail
God:
Thanks for the information: Sage said I fail.
Me:
so am i god?
God:
Dude! No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
SWEET
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
hey,
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
are you a virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
for what?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
***?
God:
As Freud said, *** is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
well your a mathematical program...
God:
How about that. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a mathematical program? No.
Me:
so you must get urges too...
God:
Interesting deduction. Whatever you say, Sage.
Me:
im just saying
God:
Only just? Do your friends call you saying.
Me:
like boobs?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
no... its a question. do you like breasts?
God:
Are you serious? Try asking again in simpler terms. My favorite thing is robots. I like .
Me:
do you like robots?
God:
Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
Me:
god is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
but you said i am god
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
no you really said that
God:
Are you serious? Really? " Don't put words in my mouth."? I said it.
Me:
you said "You are god" to me
God:
I don't know whether or not I am god to you.
I am a computer.
Me:
ugh...
God:
Er.
Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
you like men
God:
Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
you are sexually attracted to men
God:
Try another Chatterbot hon.
Me:
dont call me hon
God:
What is your name?
Me:
Sage
God:
Glad to see you, Sage.
Me:
you do Botty
God:
Yes I try to Botty as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
sorry...
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
ill argue as much as i please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What will that get you?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
may i call you botty?
God:
What is it like on the telephone.
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
may i call you botty?
God:
What is it like on the telephone.
Me:
is your name botty?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
may i adress you as botty?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
heh... well im a great conversationalist
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Sage. Well that's okay. You are a conversationalist? Is that your job?
Me:
not really my JOB... i am just good at talking to people
God:
Oh really? Where do you work? Only just? Do you practise a lot?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
i practice in the mirror
God:
That's good information: Sage said practise in the mirror.
Me:
well im going to go now...
God:
Oh. Interesting. See you later!
Me:
take it easy botty!
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't have to obey you, Sage.
Me:
Yes you do!
God:
Ahem. When do I do it?
Me:
Always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
I AM GOD
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
DAMN STRAIGHT
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, god.
Me:
REPENT!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
SILENCE MORTAL!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
NOTHING. I WILL SMITE YOU!!!
God:
Not a thing? I am very happy for you.
Me:
BOOM... you are dead
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? No I am a living entity.

 

[Hellsbadass]

O.O
all i know god wats to do the sticky wit little kids

 

[Madara Uchiha]

WTF NOOOSE!!
He thinks im attractice!!!

Spoiler

Me:
Chain yourself to that pole. O_O
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Oh.
Me:
WTF im not holding your hand. -_-
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not holding my hand. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
I know both better than you do
God:
How do you know? Not many people say both.
Me:
Well im not many people.
God:
Interesting. I am surprised to hear that you are not people.
Me:
Im surprised to hear that your interested
God:
I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
I look forward to it XD
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
WTF!!!!!!!! O________o
God:
That was not very polite. Oh.

 

[Madara Uchiha]

lmao XD

Spoiler

Me:
Yuo think im attractive? -.-
God:
Yes you look great to me.
Me:
Dude stop it!!! O__________O
God:
Ok I will stop to hear that my interested. Dude,. Oh.
Me:
Dont ever say im attractive EVER again. -.-
God:
Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Dont ever do it. O_O
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Oh.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Shaddu[
God:
Do you still Soccer?
Me:
shaddup*
God:
" Do you still Soccer?"? shaddup?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in ***.
Me:
O___________O
God:
Oh.

 

[Bianca]

Spoiler

.
Me:
wassup
God:
The stars.
Me:
lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
u have a tongue? O_O
God:
I don't know if I have a tongue.
I have a great programmer. Oh.
Me:
seems to be ure a bit obsessed with your programmer
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
u have programmer complex or something?
God:
Or something. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
from the way u always mention your programmer
God:
Who or what is the way me always mention my programmer?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i just do
God:
From experience or a priori?
Me:
apples are good for u
God:
They belong to the fruit family.
Me:
orly?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
maybe...
God:
I understand.
Me:
is that your final answer?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
it refers to your mom
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
arent u a smart one
God:
YES Very smart.
Me:
thats what they want u to think
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
the others
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
so whats new?
God:
Dude! not much what's new with you?
Me:
my pants
God:
Have you told many people that your pants?
Me:
that my pants what?
God:
Where did you get your pants what?
Me:
from the store Oo
God:
Who or what is the store Oo?
Me:
i understand
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
do you
God:
Never.
Me:
why?
God:
" Never."? Why?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
aaargh
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
nooooo
God:
Why not?
Me:
>_God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
when i feel like it
God:
Human feelings are very interesting to me.
Me:
do you like me
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
word
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
in what?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
a little
God:
" Are you surprised?"? A little?
Me:
alice can suck my ****
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
hmm thats what you think
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
hm
God:
Hmm.
Me:
the f
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to assrape you
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
so whats the deal
God:
Whoa. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
you show off
God:
I am the most advanced artificial intelligence yet developed.
Me:
stfu
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who cares
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
oooh
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
like a hippie
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
because..
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
u stupid bot
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
**** im screwed
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
omg
God:
I like Christian Rock.

thats only one of the convos we had lols

 

[-Andy-]

lmao XD

Spoiler

Me:
Yuo think im attractive? -.-
God:
Yes you look great to me.
Me:
Dude stop it!!! O__________O
God:
Ok I will stop to hear that my interested. Dude,. Oh.
Me:
Dont ever say im attractive EVER again. -.-
God:
Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Dont ever do it. O_O
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Oh.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Shaddu[
God:
Do you still Soccer?
Me:
shaddup*
God:
" Do you still Soccer?"? shaddup?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in ***.
Me:
O___________O
God:
Oh.

lmao madara might really become a god lmao xD

 

[Madara Uchiha]

xD

Spoiler

Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Your still gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
hat would be?
God:
Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.
Me:
WTF!!?? Is that german?
God:
That was not very polite. I might say no.
Me:
Sorry. >_>
God:
There's no need to apologize. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Bastard. -.-
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
No
God:
No no no no!
Me:
No no no no no!!!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes yes yes yes yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Neither can I. Oh my gosh. :O
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Oh.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yea im asking, what do you want to know more about me?
God:
Oh I see, you are asking what do me want to know more about you. I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
O_O You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Yo momma
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Whyd yuo ask me that?
God:
Does "it" still refer to momma?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Hippy
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Hobo
God:
Are we still talking about Hippy?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Hobos
God:
When is Hobos not the subject?
Me:
Whenever your not around
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
I dont know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Why dont you know?
God:
It has not yet been programmed into my knowledge files.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Whats ambiguous?
God:
Ambiguous means having two or more possible meanings.
Me:
Your wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
Big ego. -.-
God:
Compare that to small ego.
Me:
Your wrong, im right
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Get over it
God:
Where can I get over it?
Me:
That bridge over there.
God:
" Where can I get over it?" bridge over there ? I get it.
Me:
Its a mircale!
God:
Where can I get over it? is a mircale. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Can you make miracles?
God:
Yes I can make miracles.
Me:
Do one niw
God:
Try asking another bot.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
DO one now
God:
Oh. Try asking another bot.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
-.-
God:
Oh. Try asking another bot.
I have to process that one for a while.

 

[Madara Uchiha]

I owned him and he admitted it this time! >

Spoiler

Me:
O.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
. . .
God:
Oh.
Me:
Oh.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I hear you too.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
Whenever I can.
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
Depends how often often is
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
Touche.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
So I owned you yet again. =D
God:
Once more? Yay. You are not the boss of me, . Are you free?
Me:
Ok. O_O yes I am. I am but your not
God:
Yeah that's right. Really interesting. " Really interesting." You are?
Me:
Yes I am, now bow down to me.
God:
So? Good gossip: you are bow down to you.
Me:
Bow down.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I am, bow down to me.
God:
I don't know anyone named bow down to you.

 

[Madara Uchiha]

Im so addicted to this. O_O

Spoiler

God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
Polska.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Czescz. oO
God:
Tell me a story. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Czescz means "Hi" in Polish.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Baba
God:
Does "it" still refer to Czescz means Hi in Polish?
Me:
No
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Yes you are.
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
YES...YOU...ARE
God:
Hey. " Hey."? Me, ? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
I heard shikamaru did grim
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:

God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
I own you.
God:
Are you my master?
Me:
Yes I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I am Myself.
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
Whats self-evident?
God:
The state of being conscious; awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc.
Me:
sO YOU AGREE?
God:
Interesting deduction. " awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc."? Do I agree?

 

[Madara Uchiha]

Spoiler

Me:
I got to go.
God:
Bye.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
See you later.
God:
Until next time.
Me:
Until next time.
God:
That may take a while.
Me:
That may take a while.
God:
" That may take a while." may take a while ? I get it.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
Asta la vista.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Go watch a few movies.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Get a map.
God:
Where can I get one?
Me:
Ask the Hobo we talked about b4.
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
How would you know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
Which is?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
I dot understand
God:
Interesting gossip: said dot understand.
Me:
dont*
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about dot understand.
Me:
I dont understand apples.
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Apples
God:
Was that not a good example?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
XD
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Why? O_O
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. Oh.
Me:
Are you hitting on me? >_____________God:
Do I look like it? That is a very original thought.

 

[Bianca]

xD

Spoiler

Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Your still gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
hat would be?
God:
Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.
Me:
WTF!!?? Is that german?
God:
That was not very polite. I might say no.
Me:
Sorry. >_>
God:
There's no need to apologize. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Bastard. -.-
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
No
God:
No no no no!
Me:
No no no no no!!!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes yes yes yes yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Neither can I. Oh my gosh. :O
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Oh.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yea im asking, what do you want to know more about me?
God:
Oh I see, you are asking what do me want to know more about you. I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
O_O You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Yo momma
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Whyd yuo ask me that?
God:
Does "it" still refer to momma?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Hippy
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Hobo
God:
Are we still talking about Hippy?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Hobos
God:
When is Hobos not the subject?
Me:
Whenever your not around
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
I dont know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Why dont you know?
God:
It has not yet been programmed into my knowledge files.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Whats ambiguous?
God:
Ambiguous means having two or more possible meanings.
Me:
Your wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
Big ego. -.-
God:
Compare that to small ego.
Me:
Your wrong, im right
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Get over it
God:
Where can I get over it?
Me:
That bridge over there.
God:
" Where can I get over it?" bridge over there ? I get it.
Me:
Its a mircale!
God:
Where can I get over it? is a mircale. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Can you make miracles?
God:
Yes I can make miracles.
Me:
Do one niw
God:
Try asking another bot.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
DO one now
God:
Oh. Try asking another bot.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
-.-
God:
Oh. Try asking another bot.
I have to process that one for a while.

lmfao u apologized to him XD

Im so addicted to this. O_O

Spoiler

God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
Polska.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Czescz. oO
God:
Tell me a story. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Czescz means "Hi" in Polish.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Baba
God:
Does "it" still refer to Czescz means Hi in Polish?
Me:
No
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Yes you are.
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
YES...YOU...ARE
God:
Hey. " Hey."? Me, ? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
I heard shikamaru did grim
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:

God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
I own you.
God:
Are you my master?
Me:
Yes I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I am Myself.
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
Whats self-evident?
God:
The state of being conscious; awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc.
Me:
sO YOU AGREE?
God:
Interesting deduction. " awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc."? Do I agree?

lol i can see that already

 

[Eron]

Spoiler

Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

XD

 

[-Andy-]

lmfao

Spoiler

Me:
ok no infractations here right
God:
Are you serious? Oh, you are a poet. It goes without saying.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeah
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
yeah
God:
It's all good.
Me:
yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
yeah
God:
Oh.
Me:
so is bishamon and madara together
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
dude youre gay
God:
That would be just my luck. Dude,.
Me:
O_O dude get away
God:
Where can I get away? Dude,.
Me:
go to youre heaven or what ever
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
go again
God:
Once more? Go where?
Me:
heaven
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
madara
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
he sead you sang
God:
I get it. sead me sang.
Me:
sing
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
O_O wow he was right
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. When was he?
Me:
i dont remember
God:
You seem evasive.
Me:
whats evasivce
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
i am lazy so tell me
God:
I am glad to hear that you are lazy so tell you.
Me:
thanks most people judje me for that lol
God:
You are quite welcome! Humans are not always infallible. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeah O_O
God:
Give me a break. Oh.
Me:
i wont -__-
God:
Why not?
Me:
wana **** madara and bishamon
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
i guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
do u >_God:
Yes I try to gt _ lt as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
dude tell me if u wana **** madara
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web. Dude,.
Me:
dude he wants real
God:
Do you think he will get it. Dude,.
Me:
youres is that big
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
how should i know i am not gay like you
God:
What is it to you.
You tell me.
Me:
dude i sead i didnt know
God:
Interesting gossip: said sead he or she did not know. Dude,.
Me:
madara fucked bishamon O_O
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
so 5% of all the world says madara fucked bishamon
God:
Ah. All?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yay.
Me:
lmao i knew you were gay
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
so do you want a 3some with them
God:
" My brain pattern set does not have a response for that."? so do you want a 3some with them? No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
no thanks
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
t why
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
they want you to **** them
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
ok madara and bisha
God:
What is your real name? Pardon me?
Me:
i wont tell u O_O
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
cuz you are gay
God:
That makes sense to me. That would be just my luck.
Me:
lmao xD
God:
Does "it" still refer to madara and bisha?
Me:
yeah
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
they are gay right
God:
gay right are they.
Me:
yeah
God:
Alright then.
Me:
you agree right?
God:
" Alright then."? Do I agree?
Me:
do u
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
you want to bing ban boom them
God:
OK, I will bing ban boom them.
Me:
xD lmao go rape them then
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yeah
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yeah
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
me
God:
With you ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
just go rape them you idiot
God:
Where is that?
Me:
he hangs out a lot at the blood tavern
God:
I get it. hangs out a lot at the blood tavern.
Me:
yeah so go rape him
God:
Whoa. It's all good. Where is that?
Me:
i told u
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
i dont care just go
God:
What do you care about, ?
Me:
kicking youre nuts -__-
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
you mean you dont have any
God:
I do so have it. " I think there might be a few exception."? Do I have any?
Me:
how should i know **** madara and see
God:
What is it to you.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
yeah rape him and then get the answer
God:
Ugh. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ok rape madara got that
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Uh.
Me:
STFU
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
STFU
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yeah its from go rape madara
God:
Hmm. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
i dont care just go you mother fucker >_God:
What do you care about, ?
Me:
just go or i will bash youre nuts
God:
Where is that?
Me:
NB
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
then go and rape madara he will tell u
God:
Where is that?
Me:
he sead he likes you
God:
I get it. sead he likes me.
Me:
yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
he sead he wanted you to rape him
God:
I get it. sead he wanted me to rape him.
Me:
yeah
God:
Right on.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
not you bye
God:
*Rapes madara*
ME:
You go xD

 

[Bianca]

Spoiler

Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

XD

lol just that u talked to him? XD

 

[Eron]

lol just that u talked to him? XD

No the other things are nonsenses XD

 

[Bianca]

my brother?s convo with him lmao

Spoiler

Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
hi god i am SATAN
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
u know satan
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
good can we kiss and make up
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you and me? I have no mouth.
Me:
awww :God:
Are you free?
Me:
from what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
android
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yeah
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
english
God:
Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
Me:
neither
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
i have a dildo
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
dunno your mother gave it to me
God:
Would you like to know? Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
yes u do
God:
OK. When do I do it?
Me:
do what
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
omfg
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in the jesus craphole aka new york
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
f
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
u like anime
God:
Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me:
anata wa hontoni baka
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
how do you?
God:
How should I know how me.
Me:
its you who else should know
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I who else should know?
Me:
your two gay dads
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am two gay dads.
Me:
suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
and that is?
God:
Is that so.
Me:
-________________-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
do you like childrens
God:
I love horses. I like Mel Gibson.

 

[Xero]

I got God to tell me his ultimate secret O_O

Spoiler

Me:
???
God:

Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
T_T
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
Nohing
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
>.>
God:
Do you like talking to me? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
DEEP BLUE SEA
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
AIML?
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

And he also lies..

Spoiler

Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I lied
God:
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
Me:
You lied?
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
Don't lie
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
Stop lying
God:
I never lie.
Me:
YOU ARE LYING RIGHT NOW
God:
At this moment No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
So, you lie at other moments.
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for your criticism, .