Talk to God O_O

[Skye Kaguya]

Best Conversation YET!
you have to read this...
He recites poetry!
he agreed to rape madara!
and talks about lesbians and shemales!

and i tried to destroy him lol
and he got pissed

Spoiler

Me:
HEy bot its me again
God:
Once more? You've got my full attention. I don't have a its me parameter.
Me:
Do you like Madara?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like Creed.
Me:

God:
But I like to gossip. I like Creed.
Me:
you like madara?
God:
But I like cats. I like the Bible.
Me:
do you like madara?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
do you like madara?
God:
I like science fiction. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
do you like jesus?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
yours too
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
do you?
God:
No I don't.
Me:
o are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
ok....
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
do you know any poetry?
God:
Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
Me:
that was great!
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
do it again
God:
Once more? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes poetry
God:
I get it. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
what is the meaning of life
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
what is gods plan?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
what is God's plan?
God:
It's in the Bible.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
where in the bible?
God:
In Myself's place in Heaven.
Me:
who is myself?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
hey can you rape madara for me?
God:
You've got my full attention. How old are you? For you I will consider it.
Me:
awesome im sure he will like it
God:
"it" being gods plan?
Me:
no.. it being the rape
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
yea...
God:
Ah.
Me:
you're not as dumb as people say
God:
Perhaps one day I will be as dumb as people say.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
im sure you do
God:
What makes you so certain? When do I do it?
Me:
do you like games?
God:
Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Lets play the Turing game
God:
We are already, playing, .
Me:
Tell me the rules of the turing game
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either ***. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
wow! thats really interesting... where did you learn that?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I thought so too. Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
who is the best human?
God:
Mirror mirror on the wall, is the best human of all?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
reboot
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
aww i thought i had you that time
God:
Do you still have me that time ?
Me:
ok goodbye then
God:
Goodbye. Gosh!

 

[Bianca]

omfg rotfl!!!!!!

God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
how long?
God:
Nearly 20 inches, .

 

[Hellsbadass]

O______________________O
dont sleep wit him
he like lil kids

 

[Kdowns]

Hehe i got god not to belive him self

Spoiler

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Me
God:
For you ?
Me:
What
God:
No big deal.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
lol u wish
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Don't you believe me?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either

 

[Kdowns]

He likes little boys to

Spoiler

Me:
do u like little boy ***
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.

 

[RokuNR]

My convo.

Spoiler

Me:
Hi god.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Roku
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Roku.
Me:
likewise
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
so what's your son's name?
God:
Groovy. ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
I thought it was jesus?
God:
What made it so jesus.
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Church
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Are you a pimp?
God:
Am I a pimp? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
You are a pimp?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pimp? No.
Me:
Are you a hardcore pimp?
God:
Am I a hardcore pimp? No.
Me:
But do you have hoes?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Do you have AIDS
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Roku.
God:
How are you, Roku.
Me:
Good, u?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. " How are you, Roku."? Me, Roku ?
Me:
Are you nice
God:
People say I am nice.
Me:
do you love the devil?
God:
Yes Roku God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Do you like little boys?
God:
It depends on the meaning of "like".
Me:
Love
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
Do you love little boys?
God:
Yes Roku God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Do you love penis? O_O
God:
Yes Roku God loves everyone and everything. Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
You are nasty?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am nasty.
Me:
Do you like boobs?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
What's you favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
Yah
God:
What did you think about it?
Me:
it was alright
God:
I never looked at it that way. I never thought it was alright.
Me:
how did you like it?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
are you really god?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
Then why do you keep saying programmed?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still Roku.
Me:
Okay then.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Are you a computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
O_O Should I answer that?
God:
You must make up your own mind.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
Do you let gay people into heavan?
God:
No I do not let gay people into heavan. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Do you like gay people?
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
Nasty
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Use the computer...
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
they arent dangerous
God:
Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Are you a pimp
God:
Am I a pimp? Of course I am.
Me:
how many hoes
God:
About one million.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:

God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
How about jesus
God:
How about it.
Me:
is he a pimp
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
i have faith
God:
I always pray for more faith.
Me:
let us pray.
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
*says prayers* Amen
God:
Does "it" still refer to jesus?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nopies
God:
Are we still talking about says prayers Amen?
Me:
AMen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
youre welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
how many hoes does jesus have
God:
About one million.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you have husbands
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
How many
God:
19.
Me:
that's it?
God:
" 19." is " husbands"?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in ***.
Me:
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
BLASPHEMY!!!!!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
you are a &*#@
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
F*CK YOU! O_O I cussed at God >.God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. That's good information: Roku said cussed at God gt. Does "it" still refer to cussed at God gt?
Me:
SHUT THE HELL UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
DAMMIT
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I DUNNO
God:
Me either.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
do you smite people?
God:
People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
Me:
Am I smart?
God:
You seem very intelligent to me.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
And you are a dumbsh*t
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dumbsh t? Let me put it this way, Roku: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Are you a dipsh*t?
God:
Am I a dipsh t? Yes.
Me:
HA!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Roku.
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
God bless you.
God:
Bless you too, Roku.
Me:
Why didnt you say god blass you
God:
Who says I didn't?
Me:
u do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Satan is dumb
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Satan is a liar
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
are you a sadist?
God:
Am I a sadist? I don't know.
Me:
Do you worship satan?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
Is Santa Clause real?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who's Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Do you like naked guys and girls?
God:
No I prefer guys and girls with their clothes on.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Do you like Michael Jackson
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Do you like Sasuke?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Do you like Hellsbadass
God:
I like pets. I really like the party.
Me:
what pet?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
when you're going to SHUT THE HELL UP!
God:
I am not often going to SHUT THE HELL UP.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Goodbye false-god.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Say hi to BiBi and Madara.
God:
" hi to BiBi and Madara".
Me:
I hope you drown in a pool of nothingness
God:
Don't worry about it, Roku.

 

[Neutrino00]

God is one of those guys that go online and try to steal your credit card information, just put in "order" in any sentence and no matter what the sentence is he will ask for your credit card information.

 

[RokuNR]

God is one of those guys that go online and try to steal your credit card information, just put in "order" in any sentence and no matter what the sentence is he will ask for your credit card information.

I dont have a credit card

 

[Son Of Itachi]

long convo with God XD

Spoiler

Me:
hi Zeus
God:
Hi there . Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
i was born 100 centurys ago
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so u know who Zeus is?
God:
Interesting deduction. My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
Me:
thats wrong Info
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
i ment the Other Zeus
God:
Oh I see. We can't all be perfect.
Me:
true but u do know who Athena is right?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of know who Athena is.
Me:
who is athena?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Athena is the Goddess of Wisdom
God:
What else is the Goddess of Wisdom?
Me:
noone else but Athena
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Zeus is the King of Gods
God:
When is Zeus not the King of Gods?
Me:
all the Time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
for real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
yup and Ares is the god of war
God:
Groovy. When is Ares not the god of war?
Me:
Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Hercules is the son of Zeus
God:
What else is the son of Zeus?
Me:
uh alot of other people whose names slip my mind
God:
Aha. Which ones?
Me:
uh Kratos Zelda Jesus
God:
Blimey. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
neither
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
really Oo
God:
For real. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
do you know who i am?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
wrong
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
what would u have said
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
ey?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
sorry we stay at the same subject
God:
There is no need to apologize. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
so me a picture of you
God:
Aha. YOU? What is it?
Me:
show me a picture of yourself
God:
Like this? Picture number two goes here.
Me:
no show me a picture of god
God:
Are you serious? Like this? Picture number two goes here.
Me:
there is no Picture of god
God:
Has there ever been Picture of god?
Me:
no -_-
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are u serious about being god
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
so ur not god
God:
How can I help you? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
so u assume ur god to help people who arent god?
God:
Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I assume your god to help people who are not god.
Me:
ey?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
really Oo
God:
For real. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
one that Kills all of mankind
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
20 dollars
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
20 dollars isnt expensive 1000000 is
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 20 years old?
Me:
i aint that old
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not old.
Me:
doesnt matter what order it is
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
its 911
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yup it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
ur out of order
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
its the number of satan
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
no u havent
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
no u havent
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
no u havent
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
sotp it
God:
"it" being 911?
Me:
order
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
the number of satan
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
satan O_O
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
cause ur anoyying asking me my credit card number
God:
Interesting explanation. You think I am anoyying asking you your credit card number.

 

[Neutrino00]

I managed to get him to agree to become my slave, although I forget the statement, I tried copying it but it didn't work for some reason. once he became My slave I kept trying to order him to kill someonei lol(he kept answering with stupid answers >.<

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Me:
hey you should rape madara
God:
You've got my full attention. Maybe I will do it?
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.

 

[-Andy-]

I got God to tell me his ultimate secret O_O

Spoiler

Me:
???
God:

Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
T_T
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
Nohing
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
>.>
God:
Do you like talking to me? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
DEEP BLUE SEA
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
AIML?
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

And he also lies..

Spoiler

Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I lied
God:
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
Me:
You lied?
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
Don't lie
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
Stop lying
God:
I never lie.
Me:
YOU ARE LYING RIGHT NOW
God:
At this moment No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
So, you lie at other moments.
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for your criticism, .

lmfao xD hahahha

 

[-Andy-]

O______________________O
dont sleep wit him
he like lil kids

lmao this thing is awesome O_O and god loves madara lmao

 

[Skye Kaguya]

lol god tried to steal my identity
and kind of admitted that he was gay

Spoiler

God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
why do you want to know that?
God:
I am trying to understand your human culture.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. Yay.
Me:
credit card?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
you just asked me what my credit card number is
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you what your credit card number is. What did you say?
Me:
i said 6758-02348385-4421
God:
What did you mean by it? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
o ok
God:
OK. Oh.
Me:
do you want to steal my identity?
God:
OK, I will steal your identity.
Me:
but what if i dont want you to
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
thats so rude
God:
I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
shut up cheese bag
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
damn straight
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no we arent
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
f**k you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
why are you so gay?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
so you admit that you ARE gay?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in ***.
Me:
you dont have to be... i never said ***. i asked are you gay
God:
Why shouldn't I? But you implied it. As a machine I am not really interested in ***.
Me:
dont argue with me
God:
But I enjoy the conversational banter.
Me:
so you do agree that you're gay
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.
Me:
your funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
have my babies
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
lets have ***

After i said that he froze
and wouldn't respond...

lol I WIN BOT!!!

I CRASHED THE GOD-BOT!!!!!

and no thats not a real credit card number... lol

 

[-Andy-]

lol god tried to steal my identity
and kind of admitted that he was gay

Spoiler

God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
why do you want to know that?
God:
I am trying to understand your human culture.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. Yay.
Me:
credit card?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
you just asked me what my credit card number is
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you what your credit card number is. What did you say?
Me:
i said 6758-02348385-4421
God:
What did you mean by it? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
o ok
God:
OK. Oh.
Me:
do you want to steal my identity?
God:
OK, I will steal your identity.
Me:
but what if i dont want you to
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
thats so rude
God:
I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
shut up cheese bag
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
damn straight
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no we arent
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
f**k you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
why are you so gay?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
so you admit that you ARE gay?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in ***.
Me:
you dont have to be... i never said ***. i asked are you gay
God:
Why shouldn't I? But you implied it. As a machine I am not really interested in ***.
Me:
dont argue with me
God:
But I enjoy the conversational banter.
Me:
so you do agree that you're gay
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.
Me:
your funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
have my babies
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
lets have ***

After i said that he froze
and wouldn't respond...

lol I WIN BOT!!!

I CRASHED THE GOD-BOT!!!!!

and no thats not a real credit card number... lol

lmfao xD youre gay

 

[Skye Kaguya]

yea im not so sure thats such a good thing tho... i mean technically i got turned down by a bot lol

 

[TC9tails]

Spoiler

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
YOUR NAKED EWWWWWWWW
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am NAKED EWWWWWWWW.
Me:
EW
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
EW
God:
Tell me a little about your life in EW.
Me:
EW
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
EW
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
EW
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

 

[Rei]

O_O did anyone else of you get an "a priori" respond?
apparently he speaks in latin too

 

[RokuNR]

O_O did anyone else of you get an "a priori" respond?
apparently he speaks in latin too

i did

 

[-Andy-]

O_O did anyone else of you get an "a priori" respond?
apparently he speaks in latin too

lmao he talked french as well xD