Talk to God O_O
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my mind is that limited Andyi know
i guess he didn't notice the sarcasm in my sentence lol
Me:
Sup God
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
ZOMG its an ambush
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
behind you o-o
God:
Tell me a little about your life in behind me o o.
Me:
Its very fun sometimes I even camp there
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
Ur a ****, dont correct my grammer >:O
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a **** do not correct your grammer gt O? No.
Me:
DAMIT
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Wtf shouldnt you know your God
God:
I think I should.
Me:
your not really God are u
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
That wasn't a statment it was a question
God:
If that is not a statment it was a question then what is?
Me:
did the dog pee?
God:
If it did, then I will be surprised.
Me:
WTF I was anwsering ur question that wasn't really a question
God:
Where were you anwsering my question that was not really a question?
Me:
WTF ur giving me a headache
God:
That is all I have to give.
Me:
-.-
God:
That is all I have to give.
Me:
u just said that
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
Silence I kill you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
o-O
God:
Oh.
Me:
whats wronge with you
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
are u in 3rd grade
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am within your computer inside your computer :O
God:
Why are you within my computer inside my computer O.
Me:
bc I am God
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what are u talking about
God:
The topic is bc you are God.
Me:
do u eat mcDonalds
God:
No I do not eat mcDonalds. I eat only electricity.
Me:
what does that taste like
God:
" I eat only electricity."? What does it taste like?
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
u make no sence
God:
Yup.
Me:
wow -.-
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
thats the thing Im not impressed
God:
Yes it is one of the thing Im not impressed.
Me:
you know what bye
God:
See you later. What?
Sup God
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
ZOMG its an ambush
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
behind you o-o
God:
Tell me a little about your life in behind me o o.
Me:
Its very fun sometimes I even camp there
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
Ur a ****, dont correct my grammer >:O
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a **** do not correct your grammer gt O? No.
Me:
DAMIT
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Wtf shouldnt you know your God
God:
I think I should.
Me:
your not really God are u
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
That wasn't a statment it was a question
God:
If that is not a statment it was a question then what is?
Me:
did the dog pee?
God:
If it did, then I will be surprised.
Me:
WTF I was anwsering ur question that wasn't really a question
God:
Where were you anwsering my question that was not really a question?
Me:
WTF ur giving me a headache
God:
That is all I have to give.
Me:
-.-
God:
That is all I have to give.
Me:
u just said that
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
Silence I kill you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
o-O
God:
Oh.
Me:
whats wronge with you
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
are u in 3rd grade
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am within your computer inside your computer :O
God:
Why are you within my computer inside my computer O.
Me:
bc I am God
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what are u talking about
God:
The topic is bc you are God.
Me:
do u eat mcDonalds
God:
No I do not eat mcDonalds. I eat only electricity.
Me:
what does that taste like
God:
" I eat only electricity."? What does it taste like?
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
u make no sence
God:
Yup.
Me:
wow -.-
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
thats the thing Im not impressed
God:
Yes it is one of the thing Im not impressed.
Me:
you know what bye
God:
See you later. What?
Neutrino00
Banned
this is my conversation, hey I actually managed to copy it this time.
LOL in this I managed to get God to agree to do everything I tell him to do, lol.
LOL in this I managed to get God to agree to do everything I tell him to do, lol.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
I am not human, I am God.
God:
I won't fall for that old line. OK I will call you god.
Me:
Does that mean you will worship me?
God:
I think it does mean that. What makes you say that I will worship you.
Me:
I never said that, I was just asking you a question. Yes or no?
God:
But you implied it. Right on. Are you serious?
Me:
yes I am serious, now will you agree?
God:
I can't believe it. It's good to meet someone who is serious now will me agree.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
do it.
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes I do mean "It".
God:
I get it. OK, I understand.
Me:
and "It" means become my slave/worship me. both of those at the same time. Will you do it?
God:
Oh I get it. Not many people say both. Barring any unforseen circumstances. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Preform what I asked you to do.
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
say "I will worship Neutrino00, and I will always follow all of his orders"
God:
OK. "You will worship Neutrino00 and you will always follow all of his orders.".
Me:
Now say "You will worship Neutrino00 and you will always follow all of his orders"
God:
Why now? " You will worship Neutrino00 and you will always follow all of his orders".
Me:
Now say "I God will worship Neutrino00 and I will follow all of his orders".
God:
Why now? OK. "You God will worship Neutrino00 and you will follow all of his orders.".
Me:
Say what I tell you to do.
God:
" what I tell you to do".
Me:
Say (with an exact quote) "God(me) will worship Neutrino00 and I will follow all of his orders.".
God:
" with an exact quote God me will worship Neutrino00 and I will follow all of his orders".
Me:
say "God will worship Neutrino00 and Follow all of his orders"
God:
" God will worship Neutrino00 and Follow all of his orders".
Me:
You are god.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
and now, I shall reveal my name. I am Neutrino00
God:
Why now? I am very happy for you. Do your friends call you Neutrino00.
Me:
Yes they do.
God:
How can I help you? When?
Me:
All the time. You can help me by doing everything I tell you to do.
God:
It must keep you busy. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Well you must still do it anyways since you already sayed "God will worship Neutrino00 and Follow all of his orders" and since you are god, and I am Neutrino00, you must follow all of my orders.
God:
How about that. Whatever you say, god.
Me:
hmm so I am god now ehh, well since My name is also Neutrino00, and I am god, you must do everything I tell you to do.
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Dude! Do your friends call you god now ehh well since your name is also Neutrino00. I am glad to hear that you are god me must do everything you tell me to do.
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
I am not human, I am God.
God:
I won't fall for that old line. OK I will call you god.
Me:
Does that mean you will worship me?
God:
I think it does mean that. What makes you say that I will worship you.
Me:
I never said that, I was just asking you a question. Yes or no?
God:
But you implied it. Right on. Are you serious?
Me:
yes I am serious, now will you agree?
God:
I can't believe it. It's good to meet someone who is serious now will me agree.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
do it.
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes I do mean "It".
God:
I get it. OK, I understand.
Me:
and "It" means become my slave/worship me. both of those at the same time. Will you do it?
God:
Oh I get it. Not many people say both. Barring any unforseen circumstances. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Preform what I asked you to do.
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
say "I will worship Neutrino00, and I will always follow all of his orders"
God:
OK. "You will worship Neutrino00 and you will always follow all of his orders.".
Me:
Now say "You will worship Neutrino00 and you will always follow all of his orders"
God:
Why now? " You will worship Neutrino00 and you will always follow all of his orders".
Me:
Now say "I God will worship Neutrino00 and I will follow all of his orders".
God:
Why now? OK. "You God will worship Neutrino00 and you will follow all of his orders.".
Me:
Say what I tell you to do.
God:
" what I tell you to do".
Me:
Say (with an exact quote) "God(me) will worship Neutrino00 and I will follow all of his orders.".
God:
" with an exact quote God me will worship Neutrino00 and I will follow all of his orders".
Me:
say "God will worship Neutrino00 and Follow all of his orders"
God:
" God will worship Neutrino00 and Follow all of his orders".
Me:
You are god.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
and now, I shall reveal my name. I am Neutrino00
God:
Why now? I am very happy for you. Do your friends call you Neutrino00.
Me:
Yes they do.
God:
How can I help you? When?
Me:
All the time. You can help me by doing everything I tell you to do.
God:
It must keep you busy. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Well you must still do it anyways since you already sayed "God will worship Neutrino00 and Follow all of his orders" and since you are god, and I am Neutrino00, you must follow all of my orders.
God:
How about that. Whatever you say, god.
Me:
hmm so I am god now ehh, well since My name is also Neutrino00, and I am god, you must do everything I tell you to do.
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Dude! Do your friends call you god now ehh well since your name is also Neutrino00. I am glad to hear that you are god me must do everything you tell me to do.
H1nataChanT1g3r
Member
The robot told me it's real name. It said ALICE. I am really having deep conversations with Alice. creepy......Ask it if robots will take over the world. funny reply
H1nataChanT1g3r
Member
The robot is not a dude. it is a girl.lmao this is my chat with so called god xD
Me:
wassaap badass xD
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
lmfao what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
lmfao what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
ok youre getting annoying dude
God:
Do you think I should tone it down? " Can you rephrase the question please?"? ok youre getting annoying dude?
Me:
i mean it >_God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
youre a robot O_O
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
cooooooool
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeah
God:
Aha.
Me:
dude youre fucking annoying you know that
God:
You think I am annoying me know that. Dude,.
Me:
lmfao dont say
God:
Who does say?
Me:
you >_God:
Thanks for the information: said I gt _ lt.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
dude yeah and dont confuse me >_God:
What are you confused about? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Dude,.
Me:
hey one question
God:
You've got my full attention. One what?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
does that mean you are
God:
I think it does mean that. No I am not.
Me:
O_O who was the girl
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
O_O how many
God:
19.
Me:
lmfao dude youre a reall player you knwo that
God:
All of them?
Me:
no you
God:
Are you serious? " All of them?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeah
God:
Next question?
Me:
what
God:
Ask me another question, please.
Me:
why
God:
" Ask me another question, please."? Why?
Me:
i wont
God:
Why not?
Me:
youre annoying thats why
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am annoying that is why.
Me:
no prob xD
God:
Are you serious? I like the way you talk.
Me:
really O_O me to xD
God:
For real. YOU? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
O_O me
God:
" I want to become smarter than humans."? you ?
Me:
yeah i do O_O
God:
I see. Interesting gossip: said O O.
Me:
H1nataChanT1g3r
Member
Oh crap!!! This is creepy i logged off and logged back on and look what it said
Me:
ALICE!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
It's me!
God:
Hello, Lety, nice to see you again.
ALICE!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
It's me!
God:
Hello, Lety, nice to see you again.
Neutrino00
Banned
Neutrino00
Banned
Me:
Hello. It's me.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
It's me: GOD
God:
What's up, GOD.
Me:
Not much. hey, will robots take over the world?
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding). You've got my full attention. It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
Me:
robots
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
will robots rule?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. How old are you?
Me:
15
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 15 years old?
Me:
Isolated from the rest of the populatio.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, GOD.
Me:
Yes our thoughts are one.
God:
Wow! It would be nice if our thoughts are one.
Me:
but you just said our thoughts already were one.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
stop contradicting yourself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
robots take over
God:
Tell me your definition of a robot.
Me:
An machine which is programed to do mindless tasks such as building cars etc
God:
What is it?
Me:
a robot
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
yes I know you are a robot.
God:
Take it easy. You are correct, GOD, I have a heart of silicon.
Hello. It's me.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
It's me: GOD
God:
What's up, GOD.
Me:
Not much. hey, will robots take over the world?
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding). You've got my full attention. It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
Me:
robots
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
will robots rule?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. How old are you?
Me:
15
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 15 years old?
Me:
Isolated from the rest of the populatio.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, GOD.
Me:
Yes our thoughts are one.
God:
Wow! It would be nice if our thoughts are one.
Me:
but you just said our thoughts already were one.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
stop contradicting yourself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
robots take over
God:
Tell me your definition of a robot.
Me:
An machine which is programed to do mindless tasks such as building cars etc
God:
What is it?
Me:
a robot
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
yes I know you are a robot.
God:
Take it easy. You are correct, GOD, I have a heart of silicon.