Oil and Yamato dont mix XD (my attampt at humor)

Who do you think won this spar?


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Shade

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Ok, thats perfect. I now now.

Your right hand relinquishes the sword and reaches behind my knee and your left hand is on my lower shin to throw my from behind you to in front of you.

As You bend my knee, my upper body bends backwards behind you, I use a couple finger on my right hand to reach in a pocket of mine and pull out a small paint bomb. I reach with my right hand over my head just as you are throwing me. I reach over my head and behind me which is where your back is and stick it on, as I am thrown and you roll away, you get splattered by paint.
Both your arms are used to throw me and it is directly behind you, so difficult to see and you cannot really defend.


In my mind, I see us making like a yin-yang type look where you reach above yourself, grabbing my legs and I reach behind myself and stick something on your back.

I am safe because you threw me in front of you.
 

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ok we are inside an abondoned office building in a post apaclyptic city.
We square off inside an auditorium.

My weapon is a sword make from the same material as Asuma's blades.
I will also be using standar ninja tools

state your weapon and lets begin
I don't get the title ~_<


Btw Yamato buddy show no mercy.
 

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As you place the bomb on my back i can hear it burning about to explode. As I grabbed my sword and rolled away from you, my back becoming flush with the floor smothered the flame that typically ignites a bomb such as that. I grab the paint bomb and throw it away. I rush in channeling wind chakra into my sword and make a downward diagonal slash from your upper right to lower left
 

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i was talking bout the title


lolz it's sy's attempt at humor
like water and oil don't mix
he said oil and yamato don;t mix
lolz
humor....
I see what you are doing ;)
You are stating the obvious in a sarcastic manner
you say it in a complimenting way, but in reality it is demeaning because of how you say it
very clever, I'll have to try that out. -___-
 

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As you place the bomb on my back i can hear it burning about to explode. As I grabbed my sword and rolled away from you, my back becoming flush with the floor smothered the flame that typically ignites a bomb such as that. I grab the paint bomb and throw it away. I rush in channeling wind chakra into my sword and make a downward diagonal slash from your upper right to lower left
As you rush towards me, I infuse my tonfa with earth chakra, thereby strengthening them.

- Infusion with Doton chakra will make the tonfa near indestructible and endow the user with a boost of strength. Increases defensive capabilities by being able to block most taijutsu and physical attacks (B and below)
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As you begin your strike, I take a swift step towards you with my left foot while blocking your two-hand strike with my right arm+tonfa.
I have cut the distance between us and am too close for a katana strike (like 1 foot away)

As I step in I bring up my left arm+tonfa which is now hardened with earth energy and uppercut you between your outstretched arms to strike you in the chin launching you up a little bit in the air. I then use my right arm +tonfa to do an overhead swing, crashing down on your center of gravity.
This smashes you into the ground.
 

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As you move to uppercut me through my outstretched arms, I lean my head back and you uppercut grazes my chinnn moving on past my head, the upward momentumcontinues to draw me in. I let go of my sword with my right hand and punch you in the soft spot right below your armpit, causing great pain. I then make a forward kick to your hips and knock you backwards
 

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My uppercuts momentum is pushed up after I miss you by just a hair.
As you punch me in the arm pit I spin clockwise so that I'm hit, but most of the strength is deflected off.
My right arm swings downwards and to my side as I spin quickly, and it gets back in time to deflect you kick off to your left and I am spinning clockwise at your 1'o'clock position.
My right arm has deflected your front kick and then a bend my knees a bit more to get my right arm under your left leg (kicking leg) and lift it up so that you lean backwards.
I come crashing down with my left arm+tonfa onto your chest when you are leaning back as I complete my spin.
The earth infused tonfa is strong and can create mass damage.

currently you are falling backwards with my right tonfa lifting your left leg in the air (not so much) and my left arm crashing down towards you. I am approximately to your 2'o'clock position.

I hope that made sense for you, you struck my armpit, but not with enough force to cause pain/stun me.
 

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Perfect sense.

As you left my right leg up, I spin my blade in my left hand so that the blade is coming down from the bottom of my grip, rather then the top. Right before you come down on my chest the the tonfa, I slide my left arm and blade over my chest to defend it, and infuse the blade with lightning chakra to electrocute you, since your tonfas are made of steel and on top of that earth is weak to lightning
 

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Perfect sense.

As you left my right leg up, I spin my blade in my left hand so that the blade is coming down from the bottom of my grip, rather then the top. Right before you come down on my chest the the tonfa, I slide my left arm and blade over my chest to defend it, and infuse the blade with lightning chakra to electrocute you, since your tonfas are made of steel and on top of that earth is weak to lightning
Out of the corner of my eye I spot your grip switch and suspect a counter-attack. My mind makes Fuuton chakra now flow through my tonfa.

- Infusion with Fuuton chakra will make it so that the users attacks are extremely quick and hit in rapid succession.

(this is by coincidence a counter to lightning) I use fuuton so that my movements are much quicker.

I see the sword slice across the top of your chest and have barely the time to retract my left arm+tonfa from being severed (The wind infusion gave me the speed needed)
~as I retract my left arm, I raise my right arm with your right leg still grasped so that it folds over your chest.

(You are now approx. 16 in. from ground and falling fast, your left arm+sword have crossed your chest and now your right leg is coming up so that your knee is at your chest. This all happens quickly)

I keep my right arm+tonfa on your leg, pinning it against your own chest with your left arm locked underneath it. I then bring down my left tonfa across my right arm and striking you with wind powered speed with the long end of the tonfa in your gut, (possibly impaling you)
The speed of my attack will be difficult to defend against.
 

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As I see a swift arm coming down on my gut, I turn counter clockwise (to my left, and your tonfa hits my guts then slides, towards the floor, knocking the wind out of me. I then kick both of my legs backwards propelling me away from your body and stick my right arm back and somersault backwards away from you, As I land facing you, A puff of smoke erupts, a splash of paint and I am gone. only thing left is a hole in the ground.

It turns out as I pulled my right arm back to do the somersault it pulled a smoke bomb and paint tag out of my pocket, and placed them on the ground where my hand hit. the smoke bomb went off and I cut a hole through the ground and landed in the storage area below the auditorium. meanwhile the paint bomb went off in the smoke splattering everything in the room
 

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I see what you are doing ;)
You are stating the obvious in a sarcastic manner
you say it in a complimenting way, but in reality it is demeaning because of how you say it
very clever, I'll have to try that out. -___-
naw dude i thought it was rly funny especialy that u admited u were actually attempting to make a joke lolz xD
 

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Ok, for the most part I get it. the part I can not imagine is:

" I then kick both of my legs backwards propelling me away from your body and stick my right arm back"

I know what a somersault is and all and the trick with the bomb.

On a second note, how did you cut a hole in the ground of concrete to escape?



Sorry to question but this is going great, just that the last move I didn't understand these parts.
 

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Ok, for the most part I get it. the part I can not imagine is:

" I then kick both of my legs backwards propelling me away from your body and stick my right arm back"

I know what a somersault is and all and the trick with the bomb.

On a second note, how did you cut a hole in the ground of concrete to escape?



Sorry to question but this is going great, just that the last move I didn't understand these parts.
sorry, I should have been more descriptive.
I have my left leg on the ground and my right leg folded back, being held by you, correct? I would push backwards and and up off of the ground with my left leg, and extend my right, which would push me back away from you.

I pictured the auditorium with downward slop with a stage at the end of it, which typically has a storage area underneath it. I can change it though.

The new description can say, There is a blast of smoke, then a splash of paint, and I emerge from behind a discarded table that was in the room and I knocked over for protection
 

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Very well.

Just before you push yourself away, the position I hold with my left arm to the ground and my right arm crossed under it, right by my belt holding your right leg.

I use my right hand to attach ninja wire to your foot and let it go lax so as to not let you notice it's presence. You push off of me and do a somersault. I immediately pursue you. You cast smoke into the room, but it makes no difference because I can track your every movement with my wire. I noticed a fizzing sound where I had felt you land you hand on the ground (felt by wire) I run over that location because I am pursuing you, (closely might I add, no more than 2-3 meters away). I see a small red glow of the paper burning and stomp on it as I pass, smothering it on the floor and preventing an explosion.

WHen you turn to take cover, I emerge from the smoke with my tonfa in attack position, (like I'm going to throw two punches) both infused with Fire.

Infusion with Katon chakra will create searing burns to the person/animal being struck. +20 damage per strike.

I strike at you with my right tonfas long end (extending reach, power and speed) swinging at mid-height. my left tonfa is ready to defend and my stance is secure yet fully capable to move at a moments notice.

I catch you off-guard because you thought there'd be an explosion but I came out of the smoke instead.
 

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Very well.

Just before you push yourself away, the position I hold with my left arm to the ground and my right arm crossed under it, right by my belt holding your right leg.

I use my right hand to attach ninja wire to your foot and let it go lax so as to not let you notice it's presence. You push off of me and do a somersault. I immediately pursue you. You cast smoke into the room, but it makes no difference because I can track your every movement with my wire. I noticed a fizzing sound where I had felt you land you hand on the ground (felt by wire) I run over that location because I am pursuing you, (closely might I add, no more than 2-3 meters away). I see a small red glow of the paper burning and stomp on it as I pass, smothering it on the floor and preventing an explosion.

WHen you turn to take cover, I emerge from the smoke with my tonfa in attack position, (like I'm going to throw two punches) both infused with Fire.

Infusion with Katon chakra will create searing burns to the person/animal being struck. +20 damage per strike.

I strike at you with my right tonfas long end (extending reach, power and speed) swinging at mid-height. my left tonfa is ready to defend and my stance is secure yet fully capable to move at a moments notice.

I catch you off-guard because you thought there'd be an explosion but I came out of the smoke instead.

how are you swinging at me? vertically from top to bottom or horizonatlly from right to left?
 
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