Lol I did all that speaking and you pretend it never happened xD thanks a lot! You have however made my next post a lot easier ^_^
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A girl, blonde as can be, stands before you. She wears her hair back in a ponytail which sits gracefully between her shoulder blades, her clothes are black and loose fitting, she has clearly come prepared for a workout, which believe me, this will be.
Upon seeing you turn and hearing your words, she halts her own movement, watching as you leap toward her in what seems a frenzy of excitement, exploding through your body at this one single moment. When you land in front of her she eloquently places her left hand on your right shoulder and smiles, she does so in order to calm her clearly prepared student. Smiling to herself and to you, she speaks.
"Please, call me Emily. And although I am glad you clearly came ready to work, let's say we save your energy for later yeah? I apologise for my delay, but let's not waste any more time." She scans your body up and down with her eyes.
Turning her back to you and walking a few paces away, her words continue.
"This will not be easy, this path you've chosen. The life of a shinobi is not an easy one, it comes with dangers beyond what you can imagine and is filled with people darker than any shadow. We fight for many different reasons, and I'm sure you have your own individual reasons for wanting to learn."
She turns her head and looks at you with one eye, but through even this weakened gaze you can tell she's smiling.
"But don't worry, I'm not here to judge you or your past. Just be sure that what you do is what you truly want. Anyway..."
The ground between you and I begins to lower, creating a 5 foot deep square crater in the earth. Once this is done the woman gestures elegantly toward the pit as she speaks next.
"Drop down into the hole, I'll close you in once you're down there. Then, when you're completely submerged beneath the earth I want you to tell me how it makes you feel, how it feels to the touch. Then tell me what it is to a ninja? how does it work in terms of how we would go about producing earth chakra? Just give me a shout if it becomes too terrifying".
She crosses her arms and listens in politely through the roof, making sure to leave a gap for the sound of his voice to escape.