How does Tsunade beat Hiruzen?

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Okay Im going to right out a logical fight
Sound for epicness (not p*rn)
[video=youtube;EAwWPadFsOA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA[/video]

Tsunade: Well sensi, I never thoughtI would have to do this in a million year
3rd: You must be stoped, I will defeat you at all cost.
Tsunade: Bring it old man.

[Deep Voice] Round One Fight

Tsunade: He-yah
{ Tsunade punches the ground and causes the ground the break}

3rd: Ughh
[he jumps up in the air to avoid the mini earth quake, while in the air he proforms a fire style jutsu]

'[Tsunade flips back and avoids it]

3rd: I can't get close to her or I'd die for sure. I need to summon, but one mistake and she will kill me.

Tsunade jumps up in the air as the 3rd is forming hand seal and prepares the heavenly kick of pain, as she come down she hits him, to realize it was a mud clone.
The third is behind her and throws a big star thingy at her.
Tsunade is hit, she falls to the ground and cough (kishi logic)

3rd: I thought it would be Jirayah to fall for that, you were always hot headed.

Tsunade takes the star thingy out of her back and begins to heal.

3rd: Impossible?!

Tsunade: (explain jutsu) Im immortal i can't die in battle

3rd: (Craps adult diaper) (Hizeren notices Tsunade hand seals and quickly bites with thumb.

Tsunade & 3rd: Summoning Jutsu!

Slug and Monkey Appear

Tsunade: Katsuyu acid slime!

3rd: (The monkey dodges the smile and carries the 3rd with him.

Enma: Why her?

3rd: No time the explain, he wave to be careful she can counter anything i throw at her, long range attack work but are useless, she can regenerate from them. direct attack are dangerous, one blow from her is instant death. Maybe is I stick her to the ground then

(forms hand seal Earth style earth flow river)

The ground by Tsunade turns into mud and she slide she gets stuck

Tsunade: Dammit!
[As she is about to jump she see the 3rd charging at her with the staff in his hand from above

Katsuyu: My lady
Acid Slime

the Acid gets on the staff, and the 3rd then he get punched up in the air by Tsunade.
The End
The moral of the story is this. Tsunade stomps.


LOOOL Craps adult diapers!!

I liked it but there were some flaws. Hiruzen knows all jutsu, maybe can't perform them all but he knows them and he'd definitely know his students technique. Tsunade it not completely immortal she can be killed. In your scenario he hit her with at large Shuriken? From what I said Hiruzen could have thrown that in a way which decapitates her. She can't recover properly from that unless someone out her back together for her.
 

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Hiruzen can beat tsunade.

Tsunade is a taijutsu expert. Meanwhile Hiruzen has Mastered Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Kenjutsu, and any other form of shinobi combat.

Even if tsunade did engage hiruzen in taijutsu he should easily be able to evade her long enough to lace her neck with explosive tags and blow it clean off her shoulders.

And for those who say he isn't capable of matching tsunade in hand to hand, PLEASEE STOP. Old hiruzen was able to go toe to toe with the first and second at the exact same time with taijutsu and hold his own. He obviously is a master of it. Just because tsunade has monsterous strength doesn't mean her taijutsu is superior to hiruzens.

Even without taijutsu, hiruzen has Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, and Finjutsu over her.
 

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Even after Hiruzen had sealed parts of his soul away, fought for quite some time, diminished his chakra greatly with shadow clones, disarmed Orochimaru sword in close combat easily, and had the speed to sneak up in front of him and while having the sword of Kusangi pierced through him, he was still able to hold Orochimaru's soul with the Reaper for an 1 hour long.

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He was also the one to actually frighten Orochimaru a bit and was the only one to actually damage him successfully while an Orochimaru with no arms played around with a 4 Tailed Naruto.
 

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Hiruzen can beat tsunade.

Tsunade is a taijutsu expert. Meanwhile Hiruzen has Mastered Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Kenjutsu, and any other form of shinobi combat.

Even if tsunade did engage hiruzen in taijutsu he should easily be able to evade her long enough to lace her neck with explosive tags and blow it clean off her shoulders.

And for those who say he isn't capable of matching tsunade in hand to hand, PLEASEE STOP. Old hiruzen was able to go toe to toe with the first and second at the exact same time with taijutsu and hold his own. He obviously is a master of it. Just because tsunade has monsterous strength doesn't mean her taijutsu is superior to hiruzens.

Even without taijutsu, hiruzen has Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, and Finjutsu over her.
slap yourself
 

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Old hiruzen was able to go toe to toe with the first and second at the exact same time

By your logic he beats Hashirama and Tobirama in taijutsu one-on-one? Lol

Anyway, Edo Madara learned the hard way not to mess with Tsunade's taijutsu, I doubt Old Man Hiruzen would be able to avoid the same fate.
 

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Jirayah typed her taijutsu so she probably is
 

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By your logic he beats Hashirama and Tobirama in taijutsu one-on-one? Lol

Anyway, Edo Madara learned the hard way not to mess with Tsunade's taijutsu, I doubt Old Man Hiruzen would be able to avoid the same fate.
Nop Hiruzen has mastery over Ninjutsu, Taijutsu and Genjutsu. He has a 5 in all of them. Hiruzen would just trap her in Genjutsu and slice her head off with a Kunai.
 

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Enma SOLOS you'll all see :cool:.

OT: Tsunade loses =D
 

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Tsunade takes him high diff.

Form what Tsunade has displayed with her seal, Her summon and Her strenght, She takes Hurizen Out high diff.

Feats Tsunade > hurizen.

Hype Hurizen >>tsunade.
 

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By your logic he beats Hashirama and Tobirama in taijutsu one-on-one? Lol

Anyway, Edo Madara learned the hard way not to mess with Tsunade's taijutsu, I doubt Old Man Hiruzen would be able to avoid the same fate.

If you believe that, then you should re-examine my post.

I said a old hiruzen was able to go toe-to-toe with Hashirama and tobirama. No where did I say he defeated them. And he most likely could defeat tobirama in taijutsu one-on-one, but SM Hashirama would be a diferent story.

Madara<Hiruzen in terms of taijutsu until manga proves otherwise, So don't try and compare the two.
 

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Nop Hiruzen has mastery over Ninjutsu, Taijutsu and Genjutsu. He has a 5 in all of them. Hiruzen would just trap her in Genjutsu and slice her head off with a Kunai.

What genjutsu have you ever seen Hiruzen use? Did you just suddenly make up one in your head?

Oh so Madara must have had a 3 in taijutsu :| that must have been why he got hit by Tsunade, right? smh

I said a old hiruzen was able to go toe-to-toe with Hashirama and tobirama. No where did I say he defeated them. And he most likely could defeat tobirama in taijutsu one-on-one, but SM Hashirama would be a diferent story.

Madara<Hiruzen in terms of taijutsu until manga proves otherwise, So don't try and compare the two.

Tobirama's clone by feats are stronger than them, I mean it did get to the ball of chakra before KCM Minato could and then slam it right into Obito with FTG. Those Edos that were revived back in the day aren't touching that clone's feats. If Tobirama's clone was able to get to something faster than Minato could, when Minato was closer to it, Old Hiruzen's not even touching Tobirama. If the weakened Edo Hashirama that Tobirama's clone by feats is stronger than was able to get a clean combo in on Hiruzen, then you shouldn't even compare him to Sage Mode Hashirama or even a clone of Edo Hashirama.

Lol
 
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Okay, no. Body Pathway Derangement takes this.
 

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Okay Im going to right out a logical fight
Sound for epicness (not p*rn)
[video=youtube;EAwWPadFsOA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA[/video]

Tsunade: Well sensi, I never thoughtI would have to do this in a million year
3rd: You must be stoped, I will defeat you at all cost.
Tsunade: Bring it old man.

[Deep Voice] Round One Fight

Tsunade: He-yah
{ Tsunade punches the ground and causes the ground the break}

3rd: Ughh
[he jumps up in the air to avoid the mini earth quake, while in the air he proforms a fire style jutsu]

'[Tsunade flips back and avoids it]

3rd: I can't get close to her or I'd die for sure. I need to summon, but one mistake and she will kill me.

Tsunade jumps up in the air as the 3rd is forming hand seal and prepares the heavenly kick of pain, as she come down she hits him, to realize it was a mud clone.
The third is behind her and throws a big star thingy at her.
Tsunade is hit, she falls to the ground and cough (kishi logic)

3rd: I thought it would be Jirayah to fall for that, you were always hot headed.

Tsunade takes the star thingy out of her back and begins to heal.

3rd: Impossible?!

Tsunade: (explain jutsu) Im immortal i can't die in battle

3rd: (Craps adult diaper) (Hizeren notices Tsunade hand seals and quickly bites with thumb.

Tsunade & 3rd: Summoning Jutsu!

Slug and Monkey Appear

Tsunade: Katsuyu acid slime!

3rd: (The monkey dodges the smile and carries the 3rd with him.

Enma: Why her?

3rd: No time the explain, he wave to be careful she can counter anything i throw at her, long range attack work but are useless, she can regenerate from them. direct attack are dangerous, one blow from her is instant death. Maybe is I stick her to the ground then

(forms hand seal Earth style earth flow river)

The ground by Tsunade turns into mud and she slide she gets stuck

Tsunade: Dammit!
[As she is about to jump she see the 3rd charging at her with the staff in his hand from above

Katsuyu: My lady
Acid Slime

the Acid gets on the staff, and the 3rd then he get punched up in the air by Tsunade.
The End
The moral of the story is this. Tsunade stomps.

What a load of horse shit..........the music was fine tho
 

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Guys.. c'mon.. the hell? Seriously? This is like, an actual matchup? Actually?

Guys c'mon. Literally, she kills Hiruzen.
Figuratively, she rapes him.
There is no way for Hiruzen to beat Tsunade.
They're not going to fight, Tsunade is going to hit him and he's going to die.
Their skills are too diverse for each other, but Tsunade has immunity to all of them.
You're dillusional if you think Hiruzen can beat Tsunade.
Even thinking so makes your opinion invalid.
Hiruzen has nothing on Tsunade guys. Nothing but shadow clones, which Naruto has demonstrated many times how useful they are.
 

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Tobirama's clone by feats are stronger than them, I mean it did get to the ball of chakra before KCM Minato could and then slam it right into Obito with FTG. Those Edos that were revived back in the day aren't touching that clone's feats. If Tobirama's clone was able to get to something faster than Minato could, when Minato was closer to it, Old Hiruzen's not even touching Tobirama. If the weakened Edo Hashirama that Tobirama's clone by feats is stronger than was able to get a clean combo in on Hiruzen, then you shouldn't even compare him to Sage Mode Hashirama or even a clone of Edo Hashirama.

Lol

Tobirama's clone didn't show any base speed feats. He simply teleported to the ball and grabbed it. This is no surprise as we have already seen tobirama teleport to locations without the need of seals. (Him vs Izuna)

That doesn't prove anything, because we were talking about a taijutsu match between Hiruzen and Tobirama, and teleporting is a ninjutsu so that whole clone superiority statement you made is invalid because your referring to a clones teleporting feats.

Hiruzen has mastered taijutsu while tobirama has shown inferiority in the skill against hiruzen in part1.
 

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All Tsunade needs to do is touch Hiruzen once, and he loses. Seeing as Hiruzen's an old man, I doubt that she wouldn't be able to touch him. In fact, the databook already has him slower than her, with significantly less stamina, meaning that he'd tire faster than she does. Body Pathway Derangement takes it from there.
 

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Guys.. c'mon.. the hell? Seriously? This is like, an actual matchup? Actually?

Guys c'mon. Literally, she kills Hiruzen.
Figuratively, she rapes him.
There is no way for Hiruzen to beat Tsunade.
They're not going to fight, Tsunade is going to hit him and he's going to die.
Their skills are too diverse for each other, but Tsunade has immunity to all of them.
You're dillusional if you think Hiruzen can beat Tsunade.
Even thinking so makes your opinion invalid.
Hiruzen has nothing on Tsunade guys. Nothing but shadow clones, which Naruto has demonstrated many times how useful they are.

The feats don't matter when the author already stated that Hiruzen along with the other Hokage are on a completely different league.
He along with the other Hokage are named the "Biggest of the big fish" implying that he is also on the level of High Kage Caliber. The statement includes Hiruzen
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It's like you guys are trying to argue with the author Kishi.
 

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The feats don't matter when the author already stated that Hiruzen along with the other Hokage are on a completely different league.
He along with the other Hokage are named the "Biggest of the big fish" implying that he is also on the level of High Kage Caliber. The statement includes Hiruzen
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It's like you guys are trying to argue with the author Kishi.

It's funny that the same Hiruzen still admitted inferiority to Part 1 Orochimaru, did he not? "Biggest of the big fish" must mean that Edo Hiruzen's stronger than Edo Itachi and Edo Nagato, right?
 
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