How does Tsunade beat Hiruzen?

[Yo pappy]

Katsuyu acid blitz.

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[Crossroads]

Fodder meaning-

-A person treated like a tool meant to die.
medical ninja jobs are to stay alive at all cost to heal the other so she is not fodder like most the akatsuki.

- something fed to domestic animals; especially : coarse food for cattle, horses, or sheep

I know what the actual definition of fodder is.

It's just slang that people use on NB, and you know what it means.

No one likes a smartass.

 

[Neonian]

Hiruzen is more likely to win.

 

[Raekwon26]

Fodder meaning-

-A person treated like a tool meant to die.
medical ninja jobs are to stay alive at all cost to heal the other so she is not fodder like most the akatsuki.

- something fed to domestic animals; especially : coarse food for cattle, horses, or sheep

I lol'd. That was funny sh1t.

 

[MythicDonut]

She is faster than him 3.5 for her 3.0 for him. She hit him with a body pathway thingy then its over for him. she is the worst match up for him

On a data sheet she's 0.5 faster then an old man? OK, that still doesn't mean that hiruzen can't dodge or catch her. Let me just say this. Tsunade beats that old worn out Hiruzen but she does not beat Hiruzen in his Prime.

 

[LordRaikage]

the only way I see her beating him is if she pulls off all her clothes and fights him naked. hiruzen being distracted by her boobies bouncing won't be ready for a super punch to the skull

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........well

 

[Sacrosanct]

Tsunade beats old Hiruzen

This is what we're arguing about.

Nobody cares about this "Prime" that we're unlikely to ever see.

 

[LordRaikage]

I know what the actual definition of fodder is.

It's just slang that people use on NB, and you know what it means.

No one likes a smartass.

No one likes a Retard.

 

[naruto1246]

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........well

lol indeed sir I do not agree with that guy either believe it or not.

This is what we're arguing about.

Nobody cares about this "Prime" that we're unlikely to ever see.

that's why

 

[MythicDonut]

This is what we're arguing about.

Nobody cares about this "Prime" that we're unlikely to ever see.

Startup never mentioned that it was old Hiruzen, so I'm saying it how it is. She can beat an old man but not the younger self. Maybe we will see it in a flashback soon or see something from him in the future.

 

[Sacrosanct]

I don't see how people think Old Hiruzen can match Tsunade in taijutsu, when she was able to do this to Edo Madara:

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Unless you're calling Hiruzen an idiot, he would avoid engaging her in taijutsu at all costs, and would resort to ninjutsu, his specialty. However, as Tsunade can tank everything she has (she already took Madara's Susanoo sword like it was nothing), she would just wear him out until he runs low on chakra.

Startup never mentioned that it was old Hiruzen, so I'm saying it how it is. She can beat an old man but not the younger self. Maybe we will see it in a flashback soon or see something from him in the future.

Old Hiruzen is the only Hiruzen that we know as of right now to use in a battle. He's also the one that will show us feats, which are unnecessary because he already solidified that he's under Part 1 Orochimaru.

 

[Yo pappy]

I don't see how people think Old Hiruzen can match Tsunade in taijutsu, when she was able to do this to Edo Madara:

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Unless you're calling Hiruzen an idiot, he would avoid engaging her in taijutsu at all costs, and would resort to ninjutsu, his specialty. However, as Tsunade can tank everything she has (she already took Madara's Susanoo sword like it was nothing), she would just wear him out until he runs low on chakra.

Explosive tag on each titty. GG

 

[FemmeFatale]

Okay Im going to right out a logical fight
Sound for epicness (not p*rn)
[video=youtube;EAwWPadFsOA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA[/video]

Tsunade: Well sensi, I never thoughtI would have to do this in a million year
3rd: You must be stoped, I will defeat you at all cost.
Tsunade: Bring it old man.

[Deep Voice] Round One Fight

Tsunade: He-yah
{ Tsunade punches the ground and causes the ground the break}

3rd: Ughh
[he jumps up in the air to avoid the mini earth quake, while in the air he proforms a fire style jutsu]

'[Tsunade flips back and avoids it]

3rd: I can't get close to her or I'd die for sure. I need to summon, but one mistake and she will kill me.

Tsunade jumps up in the air as the 3rd is forming hand seal and prepares the heavenly kick of pain, as she come down she hits him, to realize it was a mud clone.
The third is behind her and throws a big star thingy at her.
Tsunade is hit, she falls to the ground and cough (kishi logic)

3rd: I thought it would be Jirayah to fall for that, you were always hot headed.

Tsunade takes the star thingy out of her back and begins to heal.

3rd: Impossible?!

Tsunade: (explain jutsu) Im immortal i can't die in battle

3rd: (Craps adult diaper) (Hizeren notices Tsunade hand seals and quickly bites with thumb.

Tsunade & 3rd: Summoning Jutsu!

Slug and Monkey Appear

Tsunade: Katsuyu acid slime!

3rd: (The monkey dodges the smile and carries the 3rd with him.

Enma: Why her?

3rd: No time the explain, he wave to be careful she can counter anything i throw at her, long range attack work but are useless, she can regenerate from them. direct attack are dangerous, one blow from her is instant death. Maybe is I stick her to the ground then

(forms hand seal Earth style earth flow river)

The ground by Tsunade turns into mud and she slide she gets stuck

Tsunade: Dammit!
[As she is about to jump she see the 3rd charging at her with the staff in his hand from above

Katsuyu: My lady
Acid Slime

the Acid gets on the staff, and the 3rd then he get punched up in the air by Tsunade.
The End
The moral of the story is this. Tsunade stomps.

 

[KingHashirama]

Feats: Tsunade > Hiruzen..

Hype : Hiruzen > Minat and Tsunade.

 

[Crossroads]

Okay Im going to right out a logical fight
Sound for epicness (not p*rn)
[video=youtube;EAwWPadFsOA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA[/video]

Tsunade: Well sensi, I never thoughtI would have to do this in a million year
3rd: You must be stoped, I will defeat you at all cost.
Tsunade: Bring it old man.

[Deep Voice] Round One Fight

Tsunade: He-yah
{ Tsunade punches the ground and causes the ground the break}

3rd: Ughh
[he jumps up in the air to avoid the mini earth quake, while in the air he proforms a fire style jutsu]

'[Tsunade flips back and avoids it]

3rd: I can't get close to her or I'd die for sure. I need to summon, but one mistake and she will kill me.

Tsunade jumps up in the air as the 3rd is forming hand seal and prepares the heavenly kick of pain, as she come down she hits him, to realize it was a mud clone.
The third is behind her and throws a big star thingy at her.
Tsunade is hit, she falls to the ground and cough (kishi logic)

3rd: I thought it would be Jirayah to fall for that, you were always hot headed.

Tsunade takes the star thingy out of her back and begins to heal.

3rd: Impossible?!

Tsunade: (explain jutsu) Im immortal i can't die in battle

3rd: (Craps adult diaper) (Hizeren notices Tsunade hand seals and quickly bites with thumb.

Tsunade & 3rd: Summoning Jutsu!

Slug and Monkey Appear

Tsunade: Katsuyu acid slime!

3rd: (The monkey dodges the smile and carries the 3rd with him.

Enma: Why her?

3rd: No time the explain, he wave to be careful she can counter anything i throw at her, long range attack work but are useless, she can regenerate from them. direct attack are dangerous, one blow from her is instant death. Maybe is I stick her to the ground then

(forms hand seal Earth style earth flow river)

The ground by Tsunade turns into mud and she slide she gets stuck

Tsunade: Dammit!
[As she is about to jump she see the 3rd charging at her with the staff in his hand from above

Katsuyu: My lady
Acid Slime

the Acid gets on the staff, and the 3rd then he get punched up in the air by Tsunade.
The End
The moral of the story is this. Tsunade stomps.

I would flame you if you weren't FemmeFatale. And if I wasn't listening to baller MK music.

 

[FemmeFatale]

I would flame you if you weren't FemmeFatale. And if I wasn't listening to baller MK music.

Was it not realistic ?

 

[Crossroads]

Was it not realistic ?

Sorry, but no.. not really.
Lol

 

[MythicDonut]

I don't see how people think Old Hiruzen can match Tsunade in taijutsu, when she was able to do this to Edo Madara:

Spoiler

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Unless you're calling Hiruzen an idiot, he would avoid engaging her in taijutsu at all costs, and would resort to ninjutsu, his specialty. However, as Tsunade can tank everything she has (she already took Madara's Susanoo sword like it was nothing), she would just wear him out until he runs low on chakra.



Old Hiruzen is the only Hiruzen that we know as of right now to use in a battle. He's also the one that will show us feats, which are unnecessary because he already solidified that he's under Part 1 Orochimaru.

Yes the the old hiruzen is the only Hiruzen but my point is he was said to be waaay stronger then what he'd shown in his fight against orochimaru in fact it was pitiful compared to his former self. It's like taking the old Madara that obito met and putting him against Tsunade and judging his character as a whole from that when you know he's stronger then that in his younger self.

You take a Prime time Tsunade and put her against an ages old man who WAS in his younger days the third man to hold the title of 'God Of Shinobi' then judge his whole character from him just being old.

 

[Souji]

Okay Im going to right out a logical fight
Sound for epicness (not p*rn)
[video=youtube;EAwWPadFsOA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA[/video]

Tsunade: Well sensi, I never thoughtI would have to do this in a million year
3rd: You must be stoped, I will defeat you at all cost.
Tsunade: Bring it old man.

[Deep Voice] Round One Fight

Tsunade: He-yah
{ Tsunade punches the ground and causes the ground the break}

3rd: Ughh
[he jumps up in the air to avoid the mini earth quake, while in the air he proforms a fire style jutsu]

'[Tsunade flips back and avoids it]

3rd: I can't get close to her or I'd die for sure. I need to summon, but one mistake and she will kill me.

Tsunade jumps up in the air as the 3rd is forming hand seal and prepares the heavenly kick of pain, as she come down she hits him, to realize it was a mud clone.
The third is behind her and throws a big star thingy at her.
Tsunade is hit, she falls to the ground and cough (kishi logic)

3rd: I thought it would be Jirayah to fall for that, you were always hot headed.

Tsunade takes the star thingy out of her back and begins to heal.

3rd: Impossible?!

Tsunade: (explain jutsu) Im immortal i can't die in battle

3rd: (Craps adult diaper) (Hizeren notices Tsunade hand seals and quickly bites with thumb.

Tsunade & 3rd: Summoning Jutsu!

Slug and Monkey Appear

Tsunade: Katsuyu acid slime!

3rd: (The monkey dodges the smile and carries the 3rd with him.

Enma: Why her?

3rd: No time the explain, he wave to be careful she can counter anything i throw at her, long range attack work but are useless, she can regenerate from them. direct attack are dangerous, one blow from her is instant death. Maybe is I stick her to the ground then

(forms hand seal Earth style earth flow river)

The ground by Tsunade turns into mud and she slide she gets stuck

Tsunade: Dammit!
[As she is about to jump she see the 3rd charging at her with the staff in his hand from above

Katsuyu: My lady
Acid Slime

the Acid gets on the staff, and the 3rd then he get punched up in the air by Tsunade.
The End
The moral of the story is this. Tsunade stomps.

Even if I am a Hiruzen fan, I found this funny. Good effort

Not how it'd go down though, I think.

 

[FemmeFatale]

Even if I am a Hiruzen fan, I found this funny. Good effort

Not how it'd go down though, I think.

Glad u liked it, but i dont see any other outcome