MythicDonut
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Okay Im going to right out a logical fight
Sound for epicness (not p*rn)
[video=youtube;EAwWPadFsOA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA[/video]
Tsunade: Well sensi, I never thoughtI would have to do this in a million year
3rd: You must be stoped, I will defeat you at all cost.
Tsunade: Bring it old man.
[Deep Voice] Round One Fight
Tsunade: He-yah
{ Tsunade punches the ground and causes the ground the break}
3rd: Ughh
[he jumps up in the air to avoid the mini earth quake, while in the air he proforms a fire style jutsu]
'[Tsunade flips back and avoids it]
3rd: I can't get close to her or I'd die for sure. I need to summon, but one mistake and she will kill me.
Tsunade jumps up in the air as the 3rd is forming hand seal and prepares the heavenly kick of pain, as she come down she hits him, to realize it was a mud clone.
The third is behind her and throws a big star thingy at her.
Tsunade is hit, she falls to the ground and cough (kishi logic)
3rd: I thought it would be Jirayah to fall for that, you were always hot headed.
Tsunade takes the star thingy out of her back and begins to heal.
3rd: Impossible?!
Tsunade: (explain jutsu) Im immortal i can't die in battle
3rd: (Craps adult diaper) (Hizeren notices Tsunade hand seals and quickly bites with thumb.
Tsunade & 3rd: Summoning Jutsu!
Slug and Monkey Appear
Tsunade: Katsuyu acid slime!
3rd: (The monkey dodges the smile and carries the 3rd with him.
Enma: Why her?
3rd: No time the explain, he wave to be careful she can counter anything i throw at her, long range attack work but are useless, she can regenerate from them. direct attack are dangerous, one blow from her is instant death. Maybe is I stick her to the ground then
(forms hand seal Earth style earth flow river)
The ground by Tsunade turns into mud and she slide she gets stuck
Tsunade: Dammit!
[As she is about to jump she see the 3rd charging at her with the staff in his hand from above
Katsuyu: My lady
Acid Slime
the Acid gets on the staff, and the 3rd then he get punched up in the air by Tsunade.
The End
The moral of the story is this. Tsunade stomps.
LOOOL Craps adult diapers!!
I liked it but there were some flaws. Hiruzen knows all jutsu, maybe can't perform them all but he knows them and he'd definitely know his students technique. Tsunade it not completely immortal she can be killed. In your scenario he hit her with at large Shuriken? From what I said Hiruzen could have thrown that in a way which decapitates her. She can't recover properly from that unless someone out her back together for her.