Holy Church of Konoha: Unholy confessions

[UchihaBrat]

*dances around the ruins of the church*

:devil:

Hmph! It's already rebuilt! And now for celebration! We wasted lots of money on this crappy church!! . . .U_U

 

[Omnom]

*dances around the ruins of the church*

:devil:

*Sitting on the pulpit when you come in the church*

"My minions destroy the church even without my influence... Yess... Very good.."

 

[Zwei]

*Sitting on the pulpit when you come in the church*

"My minions destroy the church even without my influence... Yess... Very good.."

*Respawns back*

D'OH! right when i was trying to eat the holy pizza in heaven! >:O

*sees Omnom*

O_O

 

[UchihaBrat]

Who's your minion?! Demon! *Charges after Omnom* Get down from there!

 

[Zwei]

Who's your minion?! Demon! *Charges after Omnom* Get down from there!

I SHALL FOLLOW YOU, FATHER BRAT! >: o

*charges with Brat after Omnom*

 

[Omnom]

*Changes back into Megan Fox in a bikini.*

"You wouldn't hurt a helpless girl would you??"

 

[Zwei]

*Changes back into Megan Fox in a bikini.*

"You wouldn't hurt a helpless girl would you??"

*Still Charges after you*

i prefer Japanese women! >:O

 

[Omnom]

*Still Charges after you*

i prefer Japanese women! >:O

*Changes in a bird and flies up to the rafters. I then poop on Norman's head.*

 

[Zwei]

*Changes in a bird and flies up to the rafters. I then poop on Norman's head.*

*before you poop on my head, i notice a coin some meters from me, i walk towards it, dodging the poop*

 

[UchihaBrat]

Megan!! I still haven't talked to you!! *grows wings of passion and flies after Megan*

 

[Omnom]

Megan!! I still haven't talked to you!! *grows wings of passion and flies after Megan*

*Poofs into smoke and disperses through the room.*

 

[UchihaBrat]

*cough* This damn smoke! Who's smoking?! Share!!

 

[Roger23]

*enters back into the church*

i shall destroy this church and burn it into the ground

 

[UchihaBrat]

*enters back into the church*

i shall destroy this church and burn it into the ground

*hears these abominable words* . . Destroy you say?. . . Do you know how many times it has been destroyed already, son? *turns around with fiery eyes*
Begone you holy bastard! We don't need another Armageddon!! *starts crying* I-I Can't t-take this any more!!11! *prepares a snare*

 

[Roger23]

this church is blashphemy to the church of jashin

 

[Zwei]

this church is blashphemy to the church of jashin

*tries to make chaos*

JASHIN CAN KISS MY ASS!!!

>: D

*runs towards Roger and falcon punches him like captain falcon*

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[Roger23]

*i catch your punch while flipping you over me. i then slam my leg onto your body*

how dare you insult jashin

 

[Omnom]

*Reforms restraining the Priest*

"Go!! Fight!! Spread the chaos!!!"

 

[Zwei]

*i catch your punch while flipping you over me. i then slam my leg onto your body*

how dare you insult jashin

*smiles evily*

i have a metal suit on me,you know? that means im not damaged,you are!

*since you now concentrate on your injured leg, i start by falcon kicking you*

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[Omnom]

*smiles evily*

i have a metal suit on me,you know? that means im not damaged,you are!

*since you now concentrate on your injured leg, i start by falcon kicking you*

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*Feeds off the violence and grows stronger.*