Holy Church of Konoha: Unholy confessions

[UchihaBrat]

Demons, werewolves, vampires, trolls, moderators, sinners.. You name them. They exist all over this base, and it is our privilege to offer you the holy protection of an explicitly corrupted church

Father, mother.. Forgive me for I have siiiinnnnned!!

Is what you might hope for, but your parents won't always be as forgiving as we are, which is why, if you ever have any sins to confess, you're most welcome into our dirty little toilet, which replaces our confession booth temporarily(closed because of several reasons better not spoken about in public) ​

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<- Our big *ss humble abode.

Positions in the Church:
Pope(papa)(Decided through vox populi, voice of the people, it is a padre getting promoted more or less): IS NOW! Vote on your favourite=DD Don't you dare vote on yourselvesO,o(even though I won't know if you do~xd)
Padre(father) Gluttony: UchihaBrat
Lusty Nun: The Inverted King
Padre Envy: Kisamerox
Padre Greed: ~Sanji~
Padre Sloth: Dragonfly X
Lady Wrath(same status as padre and also a candidate for the pope position): ★beca
Padre Pride: Deadai
Normal Nun: vacant
Ninja Nun: vacant
Part-timer Shinigami from Soul Society: AMystery
Saint#1: +BLOODsilent+
Saint#2:
Random cool exorcist(Van Helsing): Igneel
Random Angel: EchoPain
Random demon: Omnom

'What is this church?', you ask, well.. Make yourself comfortable where you sit and read carefully, because here I will write about our tenets and history. ​

No need to read it, it's kinda long.

A long time ago there was a man and he thought to himself: 'Wherever I go I meet people with sadness and sin haunting their faces, seldom do I encounter happy, pure eyes.. My fellow men and women indulge in downright disgusting rituals and activities! Strip clubs, parties, vs threads! Will it ever end??'
Seeing how the world continued further into this madness, the man thought once again to himself:
'I have wandered upon this land long enough to understand from what I perceive that this world is rotten. It needs change. It needs something clean, something pure! .. ' Then the man thought again 'But I am not pure, that is evident judging by my indulgence in all of the seven sins(totally not related to christianity). So, I have decided that I will bring this world something, I had hoped it would be something pure, but my dirty mind can not bring about anything such, thus I will bring about what I'm capable of!', so thought the man and founded a church in Konoha, which at first sight seemed to be dedicated to purity and all that stuff, but beneath the mask lurked something much more sinister..

Yeah, so we're currently hiring, if there's no sin or anything related to anything churchly , you can simply hang out~ btw the name of the church is Stephano's Revenge (cause it sounds cool).

Kisamerox is now also part of the padres whom candidate for the pope position, but I can't change the poll now afterwards, so post your vote on him in the thread and people will have to help me look out for it
Kisamerox vote count:

 

[XZA]

trolls...... :|

ill be Lusty Nun:

 

[UchihaBrat]

trolls...... :|

ill be Lusty Nun:

Padre Gluttony:Yes, ok, but if you misbehave, you'll get a kiss from me.

 

[Omnom]

I'll be the demon

 

[Deadai]

another church on NB uuuugh...

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[UchihaBrat]

I'll be the demon

Padre Gluttony: Ok dear son, I shall bestow upon you unholy powers!
*does some weird finger-movements* Domino satanus sankti!
*poof*
*you turn into a demon whenever you visit our holy abode*

@Deadai: Who're you my son? Have you a headache?

 

[Omnom]

Padre Gluttony: Ok dear son, I shall bestow upon you unholy powers!
*does some weird finger-movements* Domino satanus sankti!
*poof*
*you turn into a demon whenever you visit our holy abode*

@Deadai: Who're you my son? Have you a headache?

*Sulks in the shadows behind Lust.. :zonder: *

 

[Dragonfly X]

Padre sloth!

 

[UchihaBrat]

*Sulks in the shadows behind Lust.. :zonder: *

*puts a jar of happiness in front of you so as to confirm a successful transformation*

@Dragonfly X: Yes, I will see to it that you move your *ss at least a little bit when in church.

 

[andycamacho100]

lololocaust you aint got no pancake mix. church of that? dasd nigra

 

[Deadai]

@UchihaBrat nothing I suppose n I guess il be Pride

 

[andycamacho100]

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[UchihaBrat]

lololocaust you aint got no pancake mix. church of that? dasd nigra

I'm afraid a demon's got to my hearing my dear boy, would you kindly elaborate in a clear voice what you said? *takes out ear-plug*

nothing I suppose n I guess il be Pride

Very well, watch out for headaches, they could be the cause of mischief. U_U

 

[Deadai]

I'm afraid a demon's got to my hearing my dear boy, would you kindly elaborate in a clear voice what you said? *takes out ear-plug*



Very well, watch out for headaches, they could be the cause of mischief. U_U

riiiight I will be sure of that

 

[UchihaBrat]

*sits down and reads a magazine about sinful nuns in swimsuits*

 

[Omnom]

*sits down and reads a magazine about sinful nuns in swimsuits*

*Uses demonic powers to transform the entire magazine into old hairy men in swimsuits.*

 

[UchihaBrat]

*Uses demonic powers to transform the entire magazine into old hairy men in swimsuits.*

*continues reading more intensely* Omg You're a genius Demon!!

 

[Omnom]

*continues reading more intensely* Omg You're a genius Demon!!

Yessss.... Give in to the sin.. :zonder:

*Grows stronger with the increased sin*

 

[UchihaBrat]

Yessss.... Give in to the sin.. :zonder:

*Grows stronger with the increased sin*

*senses an increasingly menacing aura in the church* OMG!!
*turns around and sees Omnom the demon* A DEMON!! REI'S BUTT!!! What's a demon doing in my church?!!

 

[Omnom]

*senses an increasingly menacing aura in the church* OMG!!
*turns around and sees Omnom the demon* A DEMON!! REI'S BUTT!!! What's a demon doing in my church?!!

*Sinks into the shadows*