Holy Church of Konoha: Unholy confessions

[UchihaBrat]

*Huge Church Doors Open, heavy footsteps are heard in the silence, echoing through the Huge building. A slow, heavy, and rather Sarcastic voice is making it's presence as everyone turns to the general direction of it's Origin.*
Church...?
God...?
Pope...?

*The silhouette jumps behind everyone, their eyes are too slow for his movement, putting his long arm inside his coat, grabbing a mildly massive gun, firing .55 Rounds, encased with Magnesium, explosion on Impact, he points it at UchihaBrat`s head*
Are you kidding me...?
*He laughs Sarcastically, holding his Chest with his other hand, making sure his lungs don't bust out of the massive amount of air circulating through it, mainly because of the intense laughter.*

If I may, our holy water is as holy as the toilet it comes from, and whatever god we believe in, I've forgotten everything about him. The church is dedicated to sins, but as it actually is a church, we need to put up a decent facade. Feel free to indulge in any of the sins~

 

[Sonne]

If I may, our holy water is as holy as the toilet it comes from

*takes the holy grail filled with holy water and puts it in my foot,extinguishing the fire in my foot*

Did you just shove your foot in the Toilet?

 

[+BLOODsilent+]

can i be a saint :|

 

[Kikyo]

<_<

>_>

>_<

Everyone bow down to Nocturnal-sama, he's the new pope of this church and if everyone has something to say about that then talk to me fools...

*points a 9mm gun to everyone*

 

[UchihaBrat]

Did you just shove your foot in the Toilet?

Nonononon! Technically it's toilet water, but we transfer it from its less public place to the basins in here *cough*

can i be a saint :|

Why not?

<_<

>_>

>_<

Everyone bow down to Nocturnal-sama, he's the new pope of this church and if everyone has something to say about that then talk to me fools...

*points a 9mm gun to everyone*

I've something to say, reread the first post miss young, attractive, proportionate lady<3

 

[Zanji]

(Just because I always wanted to do this.....and I can't in Rl because I would be sent to prison.......)

*walks into the church pouring gasoline on the ground and gets on my knees at the alter...* Forgive me for I have sinned U_U

*walks away and lights a match dropping it on the gasoline trail and laughs manically as I disappear*

and that is that for the randomness of Zanji in this thread

>_> I seriously hate churches......I dunno why o_o

 

[UchihaBrat]

*sees the church burning away* .. Meh.. We'll build another one~ *calls various contacts* (on phone) Yeah, seems we gotta rebuild it yet again.. Huh? No, last time you confessed you punched a hole through the wall, I'm not that rich! . . Well, make it cheaper! . . No, she left because of all the harassment you so kindly provided. . . What? No way, just get it done, pronto!
*Fire-trucks roll in and puts the fire out*

 

[Zwei]

Did you just shove your foot in the Toilet?

WHAT!?

*runs away to a beach & shoves my feet into the water*

*comes back*

aaah, now my feet is clean. \

 

[UchihaBrat]

WHAT!?

*runs away to a beach & shoves my feet into the water*

*comes back*

aaah, now my feet is clean. \

Yeah, so help me rebuild this church. It seems as if Zanji burned it to the ground for his own selfish satisfaction..
*puts a helmet on Norman's head* Let's get to it! *starts rebuilding the church*

 

[Zwei]

Yeah, so help me rebuild this church. It seems as if Zanji burned it to the ground for his own selfish satisfaction..
*puts a helmet on Norman's head* Let's get to it! *starts rebuilding the church*

*gulp* sure!!

*goes off going to the roof of the church*

 

[Roger23]

well, this church has been burned to the ground but it seems some herecy still exists to the church of jashin

*looks at the 2 people who are rebuilding the church*

 

[Zwei]

well, this church has been burned to the ground but it seems some herecy still exists to the church of jashin

*looks at the 2 people who are rebuilding the church*

Hey! come and help us, roger! >:O

 

[Roger23]

ok

*mutters "forgive me jashin for they have sinned" i start to walk towards both of you*

 

[UchihaBrat]

*finishes rebuilding the toilets and successfully restored the holy water to its original holiness* Phew! Ok guys I'm thankful for your helping me, but remember to make it just as shabby as it was before!

 

[Kikyo]

I've something to say, reread the first post miss young, attractive, proportionate lady<3

No thanks I dont feel like going to the first page plus I'm order by my boss to take over this church on the name of Atheism U_U

 

[Zwei]

No thanks I dont feel like going to the first page plus I'm order by my boss to take over this church on the name of Atheism U_U

*gulp* thinks:

which to choose side? my boss or Brat? .....aww f*uck it.

*brings up a bomb and puts it on my chest*

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MAY THE LORD FORGIVE US ALL

*bomb detonates and explodes, killing us all*

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[Kikyo]

*disappears in a flock of crows before Norman detonates the bomb*

My plan works it seems...

*Lights up a cig and smokes it while watching the church engulf in flames*

 

[Roger23]

*standing next to kikyo*

well the church is destroyed

 

[UchihaBrat]

No thanks I dont feel like going to the first page plus I'm order by my boss to take over this church on the name of Atheism U_U

The Church won't submit to such foolery!

*gulp* thinks:

which to choose side? my boss or Brat? .....aww f*uck it.

*brings up a bomb and puts it on my chest*

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MAY THE LORD FORGIVE US ALL

*bomb detonates and explodes, killing us all*

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. . . t-the church.. Again..

*disappears in a flock of crows before Norman detonates the bomb*

My plan works it seems...

*Lights up a cig and smokes it while watching the church engulf in flames*

*standing next to kikyo*

well the church is destroyed

... *makes another phone call* Yes hello? .(on phone) Yes it's me again, I was just wondering whether we could have another of the same please. . . . Of course not! We're friends right?! Ok? . Ok! Now same location, thx buddy. *fire-trucks comes back and puts out the fire, then I start rebuilding the church once again* Damn these explosives.

 

[Kikyo]

*dances around the ruins of the church*

:devil: