Holy Church of Konoha: Unholy confessions

[UchihaBrat]

*Sinks into the shadows*

HOLY BALLISTA!! It disappeared!! Where are you?! *lights a match on my beard and searches for demon Omnom*

 

[Omnom]

*Reappears in the masses as Megan Fox in a bikini*

"No demon here Mr. Holy! But I do need some private confession time..*

 

[UchihaBrat]

*Reappears in the masses as Megan Fox in a bikini*

"No demon here Mr. Holy! But I do need some private confession time..*

*processing information* ... *still processing* .. *holds match up close to see better* You are.. Megan Fox.. And you have a sin to confess? A sin.. A SIN!!
*realizes it's a very respectful young lady in my taste and plans devious plans in my devious deviousness*

S-So you want to confess your sins? Come with me to the toilet ASAP!! *drags you to the toilet*

 

[Omnom]

*processing information* ... *still processing* .. *holds match up close to see better* You are.. Megan Fox.. And you have a sin to confess? A sin.. A SIN!!
*realizes it's a very respectful young lady in my taste and plans devious plans in my devious deviousness*

S-So you want to confess your sins? Come with me to the toilet ASAP!! *drags you to the toilet*

*Abandons my guise and runs out of the church*

ITS NOT WORTH IT

Your only sin was participating in transformers 1 and 2.

Touche...

 

[Swizzik]

*Reappears in the masses as Megan Fox in a bikini*

"No demon here Mr. Holy! But I do need some private confession time..*

Your only sin was participating in transformers 1 and 2.

 

[UchihaBrat]

Your only sin was participating in transformers 1 and 2.

That is for me to decide.

*Abandons my guise and runs out of the church*

ITS NOT WORTH IT






Touche...

*Gasp* ! You will not escape me with a still sinful soul! Even if you occasion- .. *stops* .. No Megan? .. *realizes it was demon* Tch!

 

[Omnom]

That is for me to decide.

*Gasp* ! You will not escape me with a still sinful soul! Even if you occasion- .. *stops* .. No Megan? .. *realizes it was demon* Tch!

*Flies back in as a bird and perches in the rafters.*

"I wonder how many will show up"

 

[Roger23]

*enters the church wearing an emblem of the church of jashin on my chest*

will there be any converts to the church of jashin?

 

[UchihaBrat]

*Flies back in as a bird and perches in the rafters.*

"I wonder how many will show up"

*slow realization* ! Demon!! A demon in the church!! *starts chasing demon but fails to find him* .. *sees a bird* aaaaw<3
(It seems the amount of sinners on NB hasn't reached a desirable amount yet, it'll come with time)

*sees Roger23* F*CK!!!
Uhm.. *sweats a lot* I suppose we could consider it *looks sideways*

 

[Omnom]

*slow realization* ! Demon!! A demon in the church!! *starts chasing demon but fails to find him* .. *sees a bird* aaaaw<3
(It seems the amount of sinners on NB hasn't reached a desirable amount yet, it'll come with time)

*sees Roger23* F*CK!!!
Uhm.. *sweats a lot* I suppose we could consider it *looks sideways*

*Thinking in the rafters: "Jashin followers are always sinful.."

Flies down and lands on Roger23's shoulder*

 

[UchihaBrat]

*Thinking in the rafters: "Jashin followers are always sinful.."

Flies down and lands on Roger23's shoulder*

What a traitorous bird! *glares at the bird* I-I mean All hail Jashin and his bloody path of justice! \(0o0')/

 

[Kikyo]

LOL shouldnt a lusty nun work better if it was a woman

 

[UchihaBrat]

LOL shouldnt a lusty nun work better if it was a woman

Yes, I was wondering, since the guy only visited and posted once. Maybe you can convince me that a nun is better as a woman rather than a hairy man?<3

 

[Bhil]

I would like to be the Pope. U_U

 

[Omnom]

I would like to be the Pope. U_U

I second this notion

 

[Scarface]

this is such a ****ing rip off of scartheism

 

[Omnom]

this is such a ****ing rip off of scartheism

I was unaware. Maybe you should kill the current leader and take over!!

 

[Bhil]

Vote for Sanji for Pope. He'll give you cookies.

 

[UchihaBrat]

I would like to be the Pope. U_U

I second this notion

Vote for Sanji for Pope. He'll give you cookies.

Huummm~ The pope is voted on by the people, and you have to be a 'padre' to be able to get voted on, I shall add this to the textxd

this is such a ****ing rip off of scartheism

I was unaware. Maybe you should kill the current leader and take over!!

@Scar: Really? I can't help your feeling this thread is similar to another one, actually, I made another holy church thread a while ago(couple of months), which makes this its sequel, not a rip off of whatever church you're talking about. Still have a problem? Take it up with the mods and stop spaming.

@Omnom: You demon!!

 

[Scarface]

Huummm~ The pope is voted on by the people, and you have to be a 'padre' to be able to get voted on, I shall add this to the textxd





@Scar: Really? I can't help your feeling this thread is similar to another one, actually, I made another holy church thread a while ago(couple of months), which makes this its sequel, not a rip off of whatever church you're talking about. Still have a problem? Take it up with the mods and stop spaming.

@Omnom: You demon!!

Boy I will spam anywhere I damn well please :/

Furthermore, I made the scartheism thread a year ago O_O