Choose your Adventure 3.0

[Sublime]

Gee golly! What a fine way of looking at things!

There's no turning back now U.U

B. Sure, let's venture into a random cave, what could possibly go wrong?

I know right? It's not like we'll be shutting ourselves in or anything stupid like that!!1

 

[Zombie]

You decide to proceed into the cave. A warm breeze from the inside mixes with a cold breeze from the outside. No need letting that cold air get inside. You quickly attack paper bombs around the mouth of the cave in a means of causing it's collapse. After you are satisfied with your work you rush deeper into the cave. Around a bend, you detonate the paper bombs and quickly cover your ears.

If you hadn't covered your ears in time, you probably would have ruptured ear drums right now. As the blasts subside, you uncover your ears and check behind you. Good, it would appear that the exit has been cut off. Turning back around you are suddenly greeted by a stray Konoha genin who looks eager to see you. His leg appears to be broken and he seems unable to walk.

"You're here to get me home right?"

"What? No, I was just trying to get away from my pursuers."

"Wait, what? But you have a Konoha headband. Surely they sent you to look for me."

You shake your head in dismissal, "Besides, there is no way out of here now. Nope, we're trapped forever."

A look of shock spreads across his face which soon changes into sheer terror, "You mean ... we're going to die in here?"

"Huh, never thought about it like that." You soon become slightly depressed, more so when your stomach starts to rumble. You realize you haven't eaten anything all day.

Choose now:
A) Well, you've already doomed yourselves. Might as well kill the other genin and eat him. 0 Votes
B) Are you really that sick and depraved? You should kill him, COOK HIS FLESH, and then eat him. No sense getting worms. 0 Votes
C)Seriously, you can't die a virgin you sick bastard. Kill him, use his blood for lube, cook him, and eat him (in no particular order). 127,677 Votes

Your Karma: Only you can take a rescue mission and turn it into a disaster story not only dooming a poor genin, but dooming yourself as well. You're truly a horrible person. There is probably a spot in Hell reserved just for you.

The End!

I'll probably be starting another one next Monday. I'm definitely looking to improve and will most probably not be doing another Ninja/Naruto themed storyline. So suggestions for a storyline: Goooooo!

 

[Sublime]

Perfect ending U.U
A true masterpiece!

 

[Zombie]

Perfect ending U.U
A true masterpiece!

Ha, now if I can just get some ideas for next weeks Choose your Adventure. Obviously, if you suggest a show I've never seen or a game I've never played, it will be rather difficult (as in I wont do it).

So, let loose the suggestions of what you'd like to see!

 

[Sublime]

Ha, now if I can just get some ideas for next weeks Choose your Adventure. Obviously, if you suggest a show I've never seen or a game I've never played, it will be rather difficult (as in I wont do it).

So, let loose the suggestions of what you'd like to see!

I like the idea of NOT being a ninja...
Tbh even in the previous adventure the ninja theme was not that obvious until the very end, and that was nice. :3

Well you can set it up in any universe you'd like.
Maybe make a medieval adventure or a space one....hell even something with zombies idc

Spoiler

Make one where the MC IS a zombie and the choices go like: A) BRAINS! B) BRAAAAAIIIIIINS C) brains...

Or use a girl MC for a change, I swear I'll make her as much of a perverted bitch as possible. (provided I'm online at the time)

Anything can be made into fun ^.^

 

[Zombie]

I'll definitely take those options into consideration. I'd also like trying to write from the perspective of a female. I don't know how well I can pull it off, because she will probably be the most perverted and lecherous woman ever. (That's also the whole reason I let people vote the gender, I was hoping you guys would pick the girl option!)

Keep the ideas flowing people. ;D

 

[Misana]

Hahaha ! This is always fun

Suggestions ? I really like it in this form, maybe not a genin. Female will probably turn out funny as well. Doesn't really matter to me

 

[Tsuki]

I would suggest that the main character will be more independent
Like for example in the previous Adventure you didn't have him being accompanie by someone superior to him.
That would give more possibilities for crazy stuff to happen! :crazy:

 

[Zombie]

I would suggest that the main character will be more independent
Like for example in the previous Adventure you didn't have him being accompanie by someone superior to him.
That would give more possibilities for crazy stuff to happen! :crazy:

Yeah, I realized that mistake after I introduced him. Kind of sucks, and I wanted to try to squeeze in a time skip so hard. Just could manage it without hacking a gargantuan hole in the story. But I guess that's what they call lessons learned. ;o

 

[Sublime]

Oh, I just got a really neat idea!
you should consider making a horror story sometime..
U know, sth like w survival creepy challenge! That could end up being pretty scary and fun ^.^

 

[Zombie]

Oh, I just got a really neat idea!
you should consider making a horror story sometime..
U know, sth like w survival creepy challenge! That could end up being pretty scary and fun ^.^

I can do that. Kind of like my NB of the Dead FF, cept Choose your Own adventure style. ;o

 

[Fearmonger]

Dangit I missed it all!

 

[Ldude]

Shoot, I missed it! U_U Nice story, though. Everyone kinda screwed it up though at the end. XD

 

[Zombie]

Dangit I missed it all!

Dang nabbit! All of it you missed!

You'll have to get on earlier next Monday. Again, next Monday I'll be starting it around 7AM EST, that's GMT - 5 hours!

The theme for next Monday will be Zombie Horror Survival Tentacle Rape! Get ready for a thriller!

 

[Howard]

Dang nabbit! All of it you missed!

You'll have to get on earlier next Monday. Again, next Monday I'll be starting it around 7AM EST, that's GMT - 5 hours!

The theme for next Monday will be Zombie Horror Survival Tentacle Rape! Get ready for a thriller!

Yayyy Tentacl-.... wait that doesn't sound good.

 

[Zombie]

Yayyy Tentacl-.... wait that doesn't sound good.

Did I say Tentacle Rape? I meant Tentacle Grape, a refreshing beverage!

 

[Howard]

Did I say Tentacle Rape? I meant Tentacle Grape, a refreshing beverage!

So you're going to grape them in the mouth?

Spoiler

 

[Misana]

Dang nabbit! All of it you missed!

You'll have to get on earlier next Monday. Again, next Monday I'll be starting it around 7AM EST, that's GMT - 5 hours!

The theme for next Monday will be Zombie Horror Survival Tentacle Rape! Get ready for a thriller!

Boy oh boy! Horror

Ooh crap, next Monday i'll be in Paris.

My votes are:
A) RUN AND PANIC, cling to your wretched life! :crazy:
C) Kill em all! With a sledgehammer to the head! :nexus:
C) Beg for your life when you realize you can't kill em all. :grouphug:
B) You only begged to kill them bitches when they can't see it comming! Burn em! :kagutsuchi:
A) Make a plan to conquer the world :zonder:
A) KILLLLLLLLL! :mugi:

 

[minatofan234]

yes u should make a survival horror zombie story!! it would be epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zombie]

Well, the people have spoken!

Next Monday cometh the Zombie Apocalypse. Will you survive?

Edit: Should I wait until Monday, or do it tonight? ;o