Choose your Adventure 3.0
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You decide to proceed into the cave. A warm breeze from the inside mixes with a cold breeze from the outside. No need letting that cold air get inside. You quickly attack paper bombs around the mouth of the cave in a means of causing it's collapse. After you are satisfied with your work you rush deeper into the cave. Around a bend, you detonate the paper bombs and quickly cover your ears.
If you hadn't covered your ears in time, you probably would have ruptured ear drums right now. As the blasts subside, you uncover your ears and check behind you. Good, it would appear that the exit has been cut off. Turning back around you are suddenly greeted by a stray Konoha genin who looks eager to see you. His leg appears to be broken and he seems unable to walk.
"You're here to get me home right?"
"What? No, I was just trying to get away from my pursuers."
"Wait, what? But you have a Konoha headband. Surely they sent you to look for me."
You shake your head in dismissal, "Besides, there is no way out of here now. Nope, we're trapped forever."
A look of shock spreads across his face which soon changes into sheer terror, "You mean ... we're going to die in here?"
"Huh, never thought about it like that." You soon become slightly depressed, more so when your stomach starts to rumble. You realize you haven't eaten anything all day.
Choose now:
A) Well, you've already doomed yourselves. Might as well kill the other genin and eat him. 0 Votes
B) Are you really that sick and depraved? You should kill him, COOK HIS FLESH, and then eat him. No sense getting worms. 0 Votes
C)Seriously, you can't die a virgin you sick bastard. Kill him, use his blood for lube, cook him, and eat him (in no particular order). 127,677 Votes
Your Karma: Only you can take a rescue mission and turn it into a disaster story not only dooming a poor genin, but dooming yourself as well. You're truly a horrible person. There is probably a spot in Hell reserved just for you.
The End!
I'll probably be starting another one next Monday. I'm definitely looking to improve and will most probably not be doing another Ninja/Naruto themed storyline. So suggestions for a storyline: Goooooo!
If you hadn't covered your ears in time, you probably would have ruptured ear drums right now. As the blasts subside, you uncover your ears and check behind you. Good, it would appear that the exit has been cut off. Turning back around you are suddenly greeted by a stray Konoha genin who looks eager to see you. His leg appears to be broken and he seems unable to walk.
"You're here to get me home right?"
"What? No, I was just trying to get away from my pursuers."
"Wait, what? But you have a Konoha headband. Surely they sent you to look for me."
You shake your head in dismissal, "Besides, there is no way out of here now. Nope, we're trapped forever."
A look of shock spreads across his face which soon changes into sheer terror, "You mean ... we're going to die in here?"
"Huh, never thought about it like that." You soon become slightly depressed, more so when your stomach starts to rumble. You realize you haven't eaten anything all day.
Choose now:
A) Well, you've already doomed yourselves. Might as well kill the other genin and eat him. 0 Votes
B) Are you really that sick and depraved? You should kill him, COOK HIS FLESH, and then eat him. No sense getting worms. 0 Votes
C)Seriously, you can't die a virgin you sick bastard. Kill him, use his blood for lube, cook him, and eat him (in no particular order). 127,677 Votes
Your Karma: Only you can take a rescue mission and turn it into a disaster story not only dooming a poor genin, but dooming yourself as well. You're truly a horrible person. There is probably a spot in Hell reserved just for you.
The End!
I'll probably be starting another one next Monday. I'm definitely looking to improve and will most probably not be doing another Ninja/Naruto themed storyline. So suggestions for a storyline: Goooooo!
Sublime
Guest
Ha, now if I can just get some ideas for next weeks Choose your Adventure. Obviously, if you suggest a show I've never seen or a game I've never played, it will be rather difficult (as in I wont do it).
So, let loose the suggestions of what you'd like to see!
Sublime
Guest
I'll definitely take those options into consideration. I'd also like trying to write from the perspective of a female. I don't know how well I can pull it off, because she will probably be the most perverted and lecherous woman ever. (That's also the whole reason I let people vote the gender, I was hoping you guys would pick the girl option!)
Keep the ideas flowing people. ;D
Keep the ideas flowing people. ;D
Tsuki
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I would suggest that the main character will be more independent 
Like for example in the previous Adventure you didn't have him being accompanie by someone superior to him.
That would give more possibilities for crazy stuff to happen! :crazy:
Like for example in the previous Adventure you didn't have him being accompanie by someone superior to him.
That would give more possibilities for crazy stuff to happen! :crazy:
Yeah, I realized that mistake after I introduced him. Kind of sucks, and I wanted to try to squeeze in a time skip so hard. Just could manage it without hacking a gargantuan hole in the story. But I guess that's what they call lessons learned. ;oI would suggest that the main character will be more independent
Like for example in the previous Adventure you didn't have him being accompanie by someone superior to him.
That would give more possibilities for crazy stuff to happen! :crazy:
Sublime
Guest
Fearmonger
Active member
Dang nabbit! All of it you missed!
You'll have to get on earlier next Monday. Again, next Monday I'll be starting it around 7AM EST, that's GMT - 5 hours!
The theme for next Monday will be Zombie Horror Survival Tentacle Rape! Get ready for a thriller!
Boy oh boy! Horror
Ooh crap, next Monday i'll be in Paris.
My votes are:
A) RUN AND PANIC, cling to your wretched life! :crazy:
C) Kill em all! With a sledgehammer to the head! :nexus:
C) Beg for your life when you realize you can't kill em all. :grouphug:
B) You only begged to kill them bitches when they can't see it comming! Burn em! :kagutsuchi:
A) Make a plan to conquer the world :zonder:
A) KILLLLLLLLL! :mugi:
