Zombie
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You quickly take the random urge to rip the kittens head off and drink it's blood and push it down into a deep and dark corner. You have no idea what came over you when that thought had arisen, but best to keep thoughts like that in check. You figure it'd probably best to doing something right for once, and take the kitten and the address from the girl.
"What do I do when I'm done?" You ask rather blandly, trying to appear nonchalant.
The girls giggle and your apparent squad leader is consumed by a deviant grin, "You will come find us. If you want to get paid that is. Maybe next time you wont try to sneak away."
"Fine, whatever." You mumble as you turn to walk off.
By the time you left the forest clearing and reached the main village area again, you decide to check the address. As you slip open the piece of paper you come to realize all it says is "Good luck." Frustrated you crumble the paper up and toss it on the ground. How the hell were you supposed to find this kittens home?
You decide to just start asking people if they knew somebody who had lost a cat. Within moments you started getting several results, and decided to investigate those. You take off in the direction of the home described closest to you. When you arrive at the home and knock on the door, the owner denounces the kitten as his and shuts the door in your face. You begin pondering a moment and realize you were going about this mission all wrong. Who would have assigned the mission, other than the Hokage right? Best go pay her a visit then, right?
You run off towards the Hokage's office building and barge through the doors. Without hesitation you further burst through the doors marked Hokage. Apparently your timing couldn't have been better, something incredibly soft and plush blocked your forward motion which would have turned into a tumble and a fall. You stagger a bit, using your hands to attempt to get your had free from the warm crevice it was wedged into. As you manage to break free, you look up to see an incredibly angry looking woman, her fists clenching tighter and tighter to the point where her knuckles were involuntarily cracking.
"Holy crap, they're bigger in person than I could have imagined!" You couldn't help yourself, the words just jumped out of your mouth!
"I'm going to give you very little time to explain yourself. Do so, fast."
"Yes mam, my squad had a mission to find and rescue this kitten and deliver it to it's owner. I don't have the address."
She becomes further irritated looking. You feel that any moment could be your last.
"I gave no such missions today, what are you trying to pull? I don't even recognize you. Nope, I've never seen you before."
It almost appeared as though a vein were bulging from her forehead at this point.
Choose now:
A) Apologize as sincerely as possible for the confusion and try to explain the situation. 1 Votes
B) Cop one last feel and embrace death with open arms. (This will kill you). 0 Votes
C) Hand the Hokage the kitten and leave. 3 Votes
Your Karma: Finally learning to behave, are we?
"What do I do when I'm done?" You ask rather blandly, trying to appear nonchalant.
The girls giggle and your apparent squad leader is consumed by a deviant grin, "You will come find us. If you want to get paid that is. Maybe next time you wont try to sneak away."
"Fine, whatever." You mumble as you turn to walk off.
By the time you left the forest clearing and reached the main village area again, you decide to check the address. As you slip open the piece of paper you come to realize all it says is "Good luck." Frustrated you crumble the paper up and toss it on the ground. How the hell were you supposed to find this kittens home?
You decide to just start asking people if they knew somebody who had lost a cat. Within moments you started getting several results, and decided to investigate those. You take off in the direction of the home described closest to you. When you arrive at the home and knock on the door, the owner denounces the kitten as his and shuts the door in your face. You begin pondering a moment and realize you were going about this mission all wrong. Who would have assigned the mission, other than the Hokage right? Best go pay her a visit then, right?
You run off towards the Hokage's office building and barge through the doors. Without hesitation you further burst through the doors marked Hokage. Apparently your timing couldn't have been better, something incredibly soft and plush blocked your forward motion which would have turned into a tumble and a fall. You stagger a bit, using your hands to attempt to get your had free from the warm crevice it was wedged into. As you manage to break free, you look up to see an incredibly angry looking woman, her fists clenching tighter and tighter to the point where her knuckles were involuntarily cracking.
"Holy crap, they're bigger in person than I could have imagined!" You couldn't help yourself, the words just jumped out of your mouth!
"I'm going to give you very little time to explain yourself. Do so, fast."
"Yes mam, my squad had a mission to find and rescue this kitten and deliver it to it's owner. I don't have the address."
She becomes further irritated looking. You feel that any moment could be your last.
"I gave no such missions today, what are you trying to pull? I don't even recognize you. Nope, I've never seen you before."
It almost appeared as though a vein were bulging from her forehead at this point.
Choose now:
A) Apologize as sincerely as possible for the confusion and try to explain the situation. 1 Votes
B) Cop one last feel and embrace death with open arms. (This will kill you). 0 Votes
C) Hand the Hokage the kitten and leave. 3 Votes
Your Karma: Finally learning to behave, are we?
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