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You stare at him momentarily, then figure it's not even worth the effort. You wipe the saliva from your face and shrug it off. It's only spit anyway. Compare that to breaking his arm and teeth, and you got off lightly. However, his inability to accept your apology doesn't change the fact that you apologized and might as well drop it.

You shrug the issue and him off completely while turning on your heel and walking off in the other direction. This leaves the kid rather dumbfounded, seeing as you could so easily disregard his actions and be so incredibly indifferent.

You find yourself walking through town with a sense of pride, your chest puffed out and not a care in the world. You are after all a Genin now. A real ninja, you don't have to take crap from anybody, just do what you please.

"Excuse me, you going somewhere kid?"

An adult male voice from behind. Who could this be? Whatever, you don't care. You keep walking off ignoring the voice.

"How about you stop and acknowledge your squad leader."

The voice repeated itself. This time you stop and spin around. A brutish looking neanderthal stands before you towering above you like a giant. With as much muscle as he had, you wouldn't be surprised if his brain was made of muscle too. Time to test out his smarts, you figure.

Choose now:
A) Just run, somebody that big couldn't keep up with you, and somebody that dumb probably couldn't track you either. 0 Votes
B) Try to convince him you have him mistaken for somebody else. You have the feeling he'd fall for it. 3 Votes
C) Make up a lie about something important you have to do. 0 Votes

Your Karma: Neutrally neutral.
 
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B) Try to convince him you have him mistaken for somebody else. You have the feeling he'd fall for it.

The hero is a genjutsu type, I'd love a smart genjutsu-type sensei, even ninjutsu, but no taijutsu :eek:
So let's try to get another sensei :D
 
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"Huh, me? Do I look like somebody you know? I've never met you before." You respond with a relative smoothness in your voice.

He seems puzzled for a moment, staring at you as if trying to recall a description he was given earlier. He ponders a moment, and begins patting his pockets down. Possibly looking for a notebook or something. He soon has a look of reluctance as he apparently realizes what he was looking for was not on his person.

"Are you not the new genin assigned to my squad? The burping genjutsu user?"

You feign a look of bewilderment for a moment and maintain that look while responding, "Nope, the last time I checked I wasn't. You clearly are mistaken in identity. Did you need help locating this individual?"

You're suave and you know it. You lie through your teeth without the slightest hint of guilt. If you were born into another world you would be amazing at playing poker. Unfortunately, you were born into a world of ninjas and this guy probably has some silly D rank mission you really don't want to do. You don't want to do these missions even though you know you'll have no choice in the future. For now, you just want to enjoy your freedom as long as possible.

"Ah, that wont be necessary. Thank you for the offer."

"Not a problem! Good luck finding your him!" You wave to the behemoth before turning around and walking off. You decide to make sure you definitely shake him too, in case he keeps following you anyway. A tight turn down an alley here, another turn there. A brief look over your shoulder, good nobody there. You sigh to yourself before you keep walking back onto the main street where you decide to duck into a small shop which seemed to be serving lunch.

"Perfect timing. Good thing I got away from the enormous moron." You almost laugh to yourself as you speak aloud, nobody even noticing you.

Except for that hulking man casting a shadow over you from behind. "Yeah, good thing, huh?"

Before you can react, you are subdued with a primitive headlock. Try as you might, all forms of struggle are rendered null by his looming mass. You find yourself at his mercy. No sense in trying to run now.

"Well, looks like you got me. Guess I can't surprise you with lunch now, can I?"

"I see you are a smooth talker. Nope, wont work this time."

You find yourself being dragged through town in a headlock. Rather humiliating except for the fact that nobody can probably see your face behind his swollen bicep. Inevitably, you wind up in a wooded area with two other Genin from your class. Both of them girls, and not too bad to look at either. He finally releases you and you fall to the ground. Before impact you manage to regain your strength and turn it into a graceful sit, wrapping your legs under one another in a rather comfortable position at that.

The two girls giggle a bit when they see the way you're brought in. You play it off acting unconcerned with the current scenario. You also play yourself up as not even noticing them, though at your age your raging hormones are screaming at you to do whatever is possible to attempt to impress them. Your body becomes an incredible conflict of chivalry versus perversity, and a vicious war ensues.

"This little yahoo thought he could get away from his duties as a team member. Ladies, you wont allow that, will you? While he was off exploring the markets, you two were working on the mission. Any luck?"

The slightly stronger looking of the two, and coincidentally less attractive chimed in first. "It was a mission success. One missing kitten retrieved and ready to be returned to it's owner."

"Good, in that case, have wild boy here take it there."

The girl approaches you holding the young kitten out for you to take it along with a piece of paper with an address.

Choose now:
A) Violently tear the kittens head off and pour it's blood down your throat. This is probably not a good idea, and you have no idea why this idea even came to fruition, but god their reactions and the looks on their faces might actually make it worth it. 2 Votes
B) Take the cat, take the paper. Promise to do a good job delivering it, but cleverly get lost on the way. 0 Votes
C[) Well, you already made a bad impression. Probably best to get the kitten delivered in a timely manner. 3 Votes

Your Karma: Quit being so damn neutral and pick a side!
 
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Howard said:
C) Well, you already made a bad impression. Probably best to get the kitten delivered in a timely manner.
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Damnit, I thought not color coding the choices would mess you up!

Also, what's with everybody accusing me of fixing the poles when I made a mistake? Not very nice. ;(
 
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I'm very tempted to go for a normal option, C. But I don't like kittens, i'm a dog person.

So; A) Violently tear the kittens head off and pour it's blood down your throat. This is probably not a good idea, and you have no idea why this idea even came to fruition, but god their reactions and the looks on their faces might actually make it worth it.

Kill the monster!
 
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Zombie said:
Damnit, I thought not color coding the choices would mess you up!

Also, what's with everybody accusing me of fixing the poles when I made a mistake? Not very nice. ;(
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It signifies we love this. We're enthusiastic, maybe a bit too much. But it's because we care :)
Forgive us :ice:
 
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