☭ Dead alien found in Russia ☭

[-Yard-]

Touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, c'mon... I know you wanna touch it.

*starts to say "thats what she said" but feels you're too setup for it*

 

[Hellsbadass]

Your the reason it's dead... O_O You raped it to death it tryed to probe you and you turned around and said no no no you're doing it all wrong.....

yea O_O its self defence and i was showing him the proper art of probing

>.> its not my fault it couldn't handle it

 

[Abysmal.]

Ohh O.O
What planet is it from ?

 

[Daruny]

*starts to say "thats what she said" but feels you're too setup for it*

If that's what she said then I'd touch it. Definitely.

I'd touch it.

 

[LordRaikage]

truly disgusting.look real to me

 

[gamahiro]

Ohh O.O
What planet is it from ?

The 6th moon of Ragarius 104, in the Lawlient Quadrant.

 

[Howard]

yea O_O its self defence and i was showing him the proper art of probing

>.> its not my fault it couldn't handle it

Thatz rite tem aliums needs ta learn who dus da probun in these part..... Its Hellsbadass

 

[snicka09]

no suh thatz da reel thin rite ther. i no cuz i gotz kidnipped by aliuns 1nce. aks Faust if yooz dont beleeve me

ummmmmm were u drunk when u wrote this.............

 

[-Mugen-]

It kinda looks fake....

and I swear, cant they say a sentence without saying shit or **** 3 times -__-

 

[MrSharingan]

sooooo.

tin foil hats or no?

 

[Abysmal.]

The 6th moon of Ragarius 104, in the Lawlient Quadrant.

Never heard of such a thing When was this discovery made.
I'll just relay it to ~NASA ~

 

[Forbesbm]

I was playin xbox and as soon as i signed on that is the first thing my friends were talking about it was pretty funny

 

[Forbesbm]

sooooo.

tin foil hats or no?

Seems like it would be a good idea xd

 

[Faust]

no suh thatz da reel thin rite ther. i no cuz i gotz kidnipped by aliuns 1nce. aks Faust if yooz dont beleeve me

He speaks the truth. It's a true discovery to our mankind and we shall take him for testing, it includes **** lube.

 

[DOD_bld]

no suh thatz da reel thin rite ther. i no cuz i gotz kidnipped by aliuns 1nce. aks Faust if yooz dont beleeve me

ummmmmm were u drunk when u wrote this.............

No, but he thought he was black... or 13

 

[Zerabitu]

Where is ze alien penus :| ?​

 

[Ryūjin]

o_o

Maybe it's just a little alien toy o_o.......

 

[Faust]

o_o

Maybe it's just a little alien toy o_o.......

Russian children are cruel.

 

[Shabshab]

Fake and gay... 'nuff said.

 

[Shabshab]

He speaks the truth. It's a true discovery to our mankind and we shall take him for testing, it includes **** lube.

That is truly nasty-sounding... I mean the **** lube bit...