24th of December. The day all children wait for has finally arrived and as such, the atmosphere at the Websters' house was really cheerful, the kids being extremely happy knewing tommorrow is Christmas.
It was already late at night and the time for bed has closed in on them. With smiles on their faces, the two children put on their pajamas, brushed their teeh and climbed up onto bed, waiting for their mother to cuddle with them before the lights are turned off. After done finishing so, their mother shuts off the lights and leaves the room, the two kids barely containing their excitement until they wake up. It took a bit of time, but they finally managed to fall asleep.
The time was deep into the night and suddenly, the noise of a bottle being accidentally kicked by a foot ringed through the house, waking up the kids from their slumber. The kids fully awake, stood there, not knowing what to do when suddenly a realization hit them... The noise... Santa Claus could be here! With smiles adoring their faces, they decided to leave the room and say hello to Santa. As the noise was coming from the kitchen, they quickly entered it, being greeted by total darkness. But... While it was dark, it was certainly not silent. There was a sound... yes... a sound similiar to that of a hungry man searching through the fridge at the middle of the night in hopes to fill his stomach with something tasty. The kids assuming it is Santa quickly reached out for the light switch and flipped it up as the light completely consumed the darkness, they quickly re-direct their gazes back to the fridge.
And there he was......... A stinking little midget. It was... None other than.. Billy.
His face covered in dirt and his height being the same of the little children's even if they were 6 years old. A piece of meat hanging from his mouth, with sausages wrapped around his neck and his little arms carrying all kinds of other meat products. Billy was shocked. Yes, he was certainly shocked that he was found out. Silence overcame all the noise in the world... And it seemed like it lasted for an enternity as the kids decided to break the ice with a loud scream, echoing through the house, awaking the parents who quickly burst out of the room and ran to the kitchen.
However, the stinking little midget Billy wasn't slow to act either as he quickly started running away for the exit. Right before he managed to reach the doors, the parents entered the kitchen through the same door he was trying to escape through. The father of the house, seeing Billy, quickly tried to make a swing at the little midget, but since Billy was small, it was not a difficult task to duck under the man's fist. Billy quickly ran between the man's legs, below his crotch. Dropping the piece of meat hanging from his mouth to the floor, Billy opened his mouths, ready to strike. He jumped up and sinked his teeth into the man's ballsack, crushing his balls with a sickening sound. The man dropped on the floor in pain with a loud scream, as Billy let go of his balls in the process and continue running away.
The mother didn't react for a moment, but regaining her composture, he reached out for the broom leaning against the wall next to the door and started running after Billy. As Billy's legs were short, he couldn't run away too quickly and the mother quickly caught up to him despite the head start he had. However, Billy did not give up, he started running faster until he reached a table and just as the mother was about to strike down on Billy with the broom, Billy quickly ran under the table, the broom barely missing him. The mother started hitting the top of the table with the broom, waiting for Billy to come out.
However, as she didn't pay too much attention due to the constant strikes of her broom, Billy's head pouked out from under the table and bit her toes. The mother jumped back from the pain and fell on her ass which gave Billy enough time to run away from the table, making his way to the doors of the house.
The mother once again started running after their little intruder, but before she could reach him, Billy jumped towards the door to reach it quickly and escaped through the little doggie doors at the bottom. As the mother opened the doors to try to run after him, Billy was already running downards the street, into the depths of the night with the meat products still in his hands and the sausages wrapped around his neck.
The next day, the kids were taken to a hospital because they were frightened by Billy where it was revealed that they suffered a great mental scar and were forced to be locked away in a mental institution for years to come, forever ruining the Websters family's life.
This is the story about how Billy ruined Christmas.