It was called absolute defense because he used to never get hit. But he has been hit hard in every fight he has been in since that one fight against total fodder in the forest of death. 3 genins hurt him badly in just one arc, lee, naruto, and sasuke. Then he has been damaged in every fight...
I feel out of the game after having a girlfriend for all these years. I have a decent job and car, but I can't score the hot *****es because I don't have an intimidating enough presence and other dudes keep interrupting my game and taking over and walking off with the girl and I even lose them...
Since he knows all of Konoha's jutsus can he do the ino-shika-cho? shadow bind an enemy, mind control them, then knock em down with a body expansion punch to the gut?
He is way too liberal and idealistic for my taste. I like him as a person, but clearly Tobirama made the better Kage. Hashi goes around looking like a little crybaby ***** in front of foreign delegates and bends over backwards for them while getting made fun of behind their backs, just like...
Between himself, Chiyo, and Sasori, why is Kankuro so much weaker? Even after he got the Sasori puppet he wasn't that impressive as the Sasori puppet by itself is barely above Karasu. He only has like 4 puppets and does not have all the special feats that Sasori had controlling puppets and his...
Prior to Itachi putting him in Izanami, I assume Kabuto wasn't going to sit idly while Obito Infinite Tsukiyomi'd everyone and live out his sexual fantasies with Rin. Was he planning to use Madara to try to stop him as a trump card(not knowing Madara can break Edo Tensei). Or did he think he...
Hanzo w/ his conviction defeated Mifune, and he also defeated the Sannin 3on1 when the Sannins were in their 20s(physical primes).
Hiruzen w/ his hype was the greatest of his time over the 3rd Raikage and Onoki (lmao, I know).
Who do you think is better?
How come we have never seen Naruto use the Shadow Clones in such a matter since? Like attacking with just a few bunshins to assess the strengths and weaknesses of the opponent, taking a deep breath and planning the next move Shikamaru style. Is it because he has BM now and does not need strategy...
I mean he beat a tailed beast that had the potential of wiping out the whole town or at least do severe damage to it with some of its devastating attacks that no one outside of jiraiya was really ready to deal with, not to mention the jinchuuriki host was the odds on favorite to win the chuunin...
Should have done the "scaredy cat" flashback during the Complete Susano scene
When Sasuke mockingly asked Naruto if he was done already, they should have played the scaredy cat flashback.
If Kishi is this lazy and needs help on the writing he can hire me to help. Doesn't even have to pay me...
The way they have Kakashi and the frogs see Minato when they look at Naruto's back?
They should have that kind of scene with Sasuke soon. In fact, it's bad writing that they didn't do it when Sasuke used his complete Susano and did that slash leaving the Shinobi Alliance bewildered.
Kishi is...
Who would win in a fight between the two weakest hokages?
Hiruzen: Shurikens, mud, fire, summons a gorilla that can turn into a staff...
Tsunade: Healing, strength, weak ass taijutsu got her ass kicked by a jounin in part one.
Who wins?
They should have had Ino-Shika-Cho do one final formation to hold off Obito to buy Naruto and Sasuke time and also to avenge their fathers. It could have been a beautiful and heartbreaking moment like when Zabuza, Hiruzen, Jiraiya, and Asuma died. Instead Shikamaru just got knocked down like a...