I need some new AMOG moves

GiantShuriken

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I feel out of the game after having a girlfriend for all these years. I have a decent job and car, but I can't score the hot *****es because I don't have an intimidating enough presence and other dudes keep interrupting my game and taking over and walking off with the girl and I even lose them to uglier dudes with crappier jobs :(. I need some new moves. I've tried the body positioning technique and dismissal, but some people have found ways around it, like fighting through it or repositioning. Its ****ing annoying.

What are your AMOG moves for jackass interruptors?
 

CurseSealofEarth

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Stabbing them in the throat and establishing my dominance.
 

Arcaneos510X

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To be honest I don't "pick up chicks" per-say the most I can teach any man looking for a relationship is the art of being a total gentleman. But if your looking for a quick lay or a ONS (one night stand) I can help with that as-well, if that's what your looking for?
 

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Dude, get her high.
They'll love you forever after that.
 

GiantShuriken

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I don't do one night stands either, but I do like going for attractive girls. Its just hard to get to know girls because douschebag interruptors! I generally have enough life stories and wit to keep a girls interest, but I have a hard time fighting back when an aggressive speaker cuts into my conversation. I have learned some moves here and there but people figure out ways around them like I mentioned.
 
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