Can the Shinsuusenju ***** slap someone 1000 times simultaneously with its hands?

[GiantShuriken]

I think Hashirama needs to summon the Shinsuusenju and have it just slap Obito across the face with 1000 smacks at a time, and also backhand.

 

[Professor Finesser]

I think he should just slap him with his giant 12 inch ruler hah you thought I was gonna say something dirty but guess what I fooled ya