Naruto Pick-up Lines

[~Sky~]

Chouji: Did you know I can expand every part of my body

 

[Chachee]

Madara: My Susanoo is bigger than Itachi's.

Imagine him saying this. So lame xd

 

[Higekage]

Danzo: I'd die for you.. 9 times

 

[Thane]

I LOL'd so hard at this you have no idea xD

Thing is it would probably work like a charm too.

Mmm... for Kisame, maybe, "Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place."

...Great. Fish-***. Ew.

For Deidara, "I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?"

For Hidan, "Are you religious? 'Cause I'm the answer to your prayers."

And that's all I got.

Thank you! Finally someone laughs at that, I was so proud of it!

And I love yours. I would rep you but I have done that recently, apparently. You must be very awesome.

 

[Trollsage]

Shikamaru: I've already thought up 200 possible ways to get up you in my bed by the end of tonight

 

[AngryRock]

Ugh thats so corny ewwww

xd So true. I was cringing by just typing it.

 

[AlexXx]

Madara - I'm Madara.

best one ahahaha

 

[SandVillageShinobi]

Ugh thats so corny ewwww

Lol. It is very corny, but it does make sense.

 

[Jiraiya Uzumaki]

Hashi : Have you heard how good my wood is?

Tobirama: I can make you really wet!

 

[lol99]

Tobirama: I can make you really wet!

hahaha thats good :rofl:

 

[theboondoxaint]

Naruto= There's no such thing as to much. Tai Ju Kage GangBang No Jutsu!!!!

Shino= Say Hello to my little Friends.

Chougi= Ever been eaten by a fat man in an overcoat ?

juryiah =Froggy Style plz.

 

[-Logic-]

Itachi - Everybody knows I can go for 72 hours...

 

[teravita9]

Kushina: Do you like it with chains or not.

Ino: Let's be one body and one mind.

Kakashi: You shall experience thousand years of pleasure.

 

[Varnikmar]

Hashi: I'm the reason they say 'Got Wood'.

Suigetsu: Don't worry babe, we won't need lubrication.

Hidan: My scythe isn't the only long thing you can play with.

Jugo: If you think my fist is big.

Tsunade: Only one way to find out if they are real.

Neji: You'll love the rotation.

Just for lolz, Kishi: I wrote Naruto.

 

[killerman82]

lol nice xd

Hashirama- you must have heard how powerful my wood is right?

Minato- they dont call me the yellow flash for nothing..

hahaha lol xd

 

[nomadenbug]

Madara - I'm Madara.

The Best.

 

[Uchiha Madara.]

all I have to say is, poor minato.

 

[metallica9565]

Killer Bee: "show me your breasts, so my errection can rest! ya fool!

 

[Nagato Rattengift]

Kiba: I bet you don't know the real doggy style.

 

[Cronos]

Mine did too, but someone asked for Kimimaro and it's hard to come up with good one's for him. Boning this, boners that. So generic.

aye true, i try too but the only thing i can come up with is
Kimimaro: y'know i can grow boners over my Whole body:noc:
Nagato:i can create anything, anything you want