Naruto Pick-up Lines

[Thane]

Hello everyone.

What do you think the characters in Naruto would say if they had to come up with a lame/pervy pick-up line that fit their personality/abilities?

Here are mine:

Naruto - You know there's a lot I can do with shadow clones and a naturally high stamina...

Itachi - Wanna see the real reason why Tsukuyomi is the best genjutsu ever?

Pain - The best piercings are the ones you can't see...

Hinata - Well aren't you worth byakuganing?

Kakashi - You know, COMBAT moves aren't the only type of moves I've copied with this eye of mine.

Sasori - I'm always hard. Always.

Ino - I can be anyone you want.

Killer B - I can't take you to Japan, but I can simulate the experience...

Tsunade - Love is a gamble and I'm going all in!

A - You, me and my lightning armor!

Gaara - Don't worry baby, I've already got the ultimate defence.

Madara - I'm Madara.

 

[Narutohokage7]

Lol, Shikarmaru stands at an odd angle and extends a certain shadow to make him seem more impressive.

 

[IzunaUchiha2]

Naruto - You should give up on me giving up

but my fave is darui to kin and gin

and daruis sorry

 

[lol99]

lol nice xd

Hashirama- you must have heard how powerful my wood is right?

Minato- they dont call me the yellow flash for nothing..

 

[IKSOKRIPS]

My Signatures! :y

 

[Narutohokage7]

Btw Itachis one seems a bit rapish, unless that is what you where going for.

 

[Sominus]

Actually made me lol especially itachi's and hinata's

 

[Thane]

Btw Itachis one seems a bit rapish, unless that is what you where going for.

Itachi is a gentleman, he'd never do something like that...

Or would he...

*Dun dun duuun*

 

[sasukeMangekyousharingan]

lol nice xd

Hashirama- you must have heard how powerful my wood is right?

Minato- they dont call me the yellow flash for nothing..

Lmfao

 

[Kira was Righteous]

Gai: Hey baby, want a drink from the fountain of youth?

 

[AmaniPaz]

lol nice

 

[teravita9]

I got two:

Chouji: Whe I go big everything on me is big...everything.

Hidan: I can do any type of play...

 

[Thane]

lol nice xd

Hashirama- you must have heard how powerful my wood is right?

Minato- they dont call me the yellow flash for nothing..

I skipped Hashirama due to overuse...Still funny though!

Minato feels kind of...Um...bad.

 

[lol99]

Gai: Hey baby, want a drink from the fountain of youth?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[belikemike43]

there is definitely some clever ones you could do with kimimaro i just cant think of any.

 

[Thane]

gai: Hey baby, want a drink from the fountain of youth?

Shut up and take my internetz!

 

[NinjaTendo 64]

Gai: Hey baby, want a drink from the fountain of youth?

AHAHS holy shit best 1 right here
+rep

 

[uzumaki antonia]

They are the best naruto pick up lines i have ever heard.

 

[Jyuubislayer]

Nagato: True pain would be a day without you.
Shikamaru: I've already got you under my hold.

 

[SandVillageShinobi]

Kimimaro: Wanna bone?

Very generic, but it works for him. Couldn't think of much else for him.