Naruto Pick-up Lines

[3MESSIAH]

minato:dont worry babe,this is gonna be over in a flash lol

 

[SandVillageShinobi]

Lol. All of the Minato ones make him sound like he ejaculates in three minutes. Haha!

 

[3MESSIAH]

hiruzen:you think this was great? You should have seen my PRIME!!! MWAHAHAHAH

 

[AngryRock]

Naruto:My chakra is not the only thing that lasts long
Kankuro: Puppets aren't the only thing I've mastered
Tobi: I am known for being untouchable but you have captured my heart

 

[Higekage]

B: I open up my pants for you, yo!
When big Lil' B's done, there's still 8 more to go!
Konoyaro, bagayaro



(Referring to hachibi's tentacles of course xd)

 

[Sominus]

Kiba: I perfected doggy style... they say.

No one has mentioned Kiba and doggy style yet? Strange...

God to late Som <.<...

 

[Lolxe]

Hey, it's fine. He tried. I tried. We both failed miserably. But what's the fun in not trying at all?

Trying is fine, but trying as much as he did and not realizing its not funny? You should realize that after a few times at most.

 

[Kira was Righteous]

Naruto:My chakra is not the only thing that lasts long
Kankuro: Puppets aren't the only thing I've mastered
Tobi: I am known for being untouchable but you have captured my heart

Ugh thats so corny ewwww

 

[Thane]

Killer B - I can't take you to Japan, but I can simulate the experience...if you know what I mean.

 

[Sominus]

Trying is fine, but trying as much as he did and not realizing its not funny? You should realize that after a few times at most.

He realized but he still posted, that's a difference.

 

[Nami Usagi]

lol these are my favorite

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[spade3dg]

Kiba- My bite is as good as my bark (i suck)

 

[Chachee]

Sasori - I'm always hard. Always.

:ghehe: xd

 

[TrollingSage]

Tobirama: I can get you wet, really wet.

 

[Lordlloyd7]

Im i carrying minato, cause i feel a flashback!....................................*coughs*

 

[The Mockingjay]

Tayuya: I mastered blowing at a VERY early age... you could say by now, i'm an expert.
Kidomaru: I can make you all kinds of sticky.
Sakon: you know baby, two in one isn't all bad.
Temari: Hello love, I've got wind... ah.
Shino: Injected in some places parasites can kill... In others, well... i'll let you find out.
Deidara: what's that, you dont go anywhere without your two friends... *shows hands*
I'll think of some more later... I'm LOVING this thread xD

 

[SandVillageShinobi]

Trying is fine, but trying as much as he did and not realizing its not funny? You should realize that after a few times at most.

Lol. It's really fine. Just ignore it if you don't like it. It's not affecting you. It'll be okay.

 

[Chachee]

TOBI: I wanna take you to ANOTHER DIMENSION.

xd

 

[Kira was Righteous]

TOBI: I wanna take you to ANOTHER DIMENSION.

xd

Now thats a chat up line

 

[The Mockingjay]

Chouji: wanna see me eat a bowl of Ramen, wanna see me do it again.