Naruto Pick-up Lines

[SandVillageShinobi]

You know Minato's pick-up lines are the most horrible ones in this thread.

Who wants to get with a guy who's done in a flash? Seriously.

Lol. That's what i said!xD

 

[Thomazzzzz]

Deidara: Girl I'll blow your mind..
Killerbee: they call me octo*****
Naruto: I'm foxy
Tobi: shhh you won't feel a thing

 

[eyesofthekyuubi44]

Jiraiya: DAMMIT! MY TOAD'S GOT GENITAL WARTS!

 

[SandVillageShinobi]

aye true, i try too but the only thing i can come up with is
Kimimaro: y'know i can grow boners over my Whole body:noc:
Nagato:i can create anything, anything you want

Lol. I don't know if it's even possible to come up with a good Kimimaro pick up line.

 

[Infallible]

Minato: I'll take you for the ride of your life...just don't blink.

 

[Red Swag]

raikage A: with a body like yours, I'll have another arm in no time!

 

[Sunagura]

sasori: wanna see my Eternal beauty
it's beautyful and can last forever..

 

[Rayder]

Deva Path: I'll show you true pain

 

[BlueNote]

kimimaro: i can bone you all night

 

[~Puppet Master~]

Sasori - I love my new stick!

 

[Emmaline]

Lol, Shikarmaru stands at an odd angle and extends a certain shadow to make him seem more impressive.

Your sig had me hysterically guffawing.

 

[Arian]

LMAO!!! xD xD xD

 

[SasugayUchiha]

Shadows aren't the only things I can extend - Shikamaru

 

[Neji360]

Oonoki: I'll knock the dust off that pu*** xd
:shrug: I tried lol

 

[Rayder]

3rd Raikage: I think a fingering would be too painful.

 

[Chachee]

I read everything and feel like a pervert...

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[Higekage]

Orochimaru: I want that young body of yours

 

[King Cobra]

J-man: have you heard of my toad song?

Kabuto: that's not my only snake.

Konan: I have a paper fetish.

Ey can't think of a good one for konan. J-mans and kabutos are generic. All the good ones have been used

 

[Shinraa Tensei]

madara: guess it time for me show you the perfect dildo.

 

[Yo pappy]

Kiba: Close your eyes, show me your face. I'm gonna piss on it.