Corto Maltese
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Broke my leg once, nothing serious 
I was riding down a dirt road on my dirtbike and went around a sharp turn and collided with a truck once. Completely shattered my left leg. Several breaks in my upper leg, several in my lower leg, broke my ankle in 3 places and completely crushed my foot . Took over a year before I could walk on my own.
Other Injuries:
Fell off a roof and broke my wrist and arm.
Broke my tailbone.
Broken 4 toes and 3 fingers.
Cut my finger off.
Broken cheekbone, collapsed sinus in a fight once.
Broke my hand.
Broke both ankles on separate occasions skateboarding. My right ankle twice. Overall Between dirt biking and skate boarding I have broken each ankle twice.
Blew out my knee.
Dislocated my shoulder.
Dislocated my hip.
About 150 stitches throughout my life.
3 concussions.
A few torn muscles and tendons.
That's all I can think of for now.
you need to live in a padded room for, like, ever
lolol. I hurt myself on a daily basis. I spin in my chair, cut my leg on the edge of my desk. Walking to bathroom, stub toe on edge of door. I trip over my little brothers toys all the time. I hit my head on everything. I have fallen off roofs 3 times, but only broken anything once. The other 2 times it was doing carpentry and it was sand around the houses because the landscaping wasn't don't yet so the landings were soft. I shot myself in the foot with an air nailer once as well I forgot about that. (don't ask). Also stapled my hand to a roof with a hammer stapler. (don't ask).
I really do belong in a padded room. My medical record is miles long. Once i tried to join the army, and when they asked for my medical records because of all my scars, the package the hospital sent me was 3 inches thick of papers on my past injuries. And that was just things I went to that specific hospital for. I am only 22, and I have such bad aches and pains already that some days I have trouble even walking.
I remember when I broke my arm, the doctors got mad because I cut a section of my cast off so I could still hold a ps3 controller.
I cracked someone elses skull
I don't get myself injured often and never severely.
hmmm.....you should XD
I was riding down a dirt road on my dirtbike and went around a sharp turn and collided with a truck once. Completely shattered my left leg. Several breaks in my upper leg, several in my lower leg, broke my ankle in 3 places and completely crushed my foot . Took over a year before I could walk on my own.
Other Injuries:
Fell off a roof and broke my wrist and arm.
Broke my tailbone.
Broken 4 toes and 3 fingers.
Cut my finger off.
Broken cheekbone, collapsed sinus in a fight once.
Broke my hand.
Broke both ankles on separate occasions skateboarding. My right ankle twice. Overall Between dirt biking and skate boarding I have broken each ankle twice.
Blew out my knee.
Dislocated my shoulder.
Dislocated my hip.
About 150 stitches throughout my life.
3 concussions.
A few torn muscles and tendons.
That's all I can think of for now.
I think the worse would have been: (and in the same incident)
I busted my head open and got a concussion. I had staples in for this.
Whiplash, which increasingly damaged an already spinal problem.
My jaw was knocked out of place.
Received several cuts and gashes on my arms.
my nail got tore off while playing basketball. Imagine the pain. Imagine it! Now feel it.
i love to play sports but i don't get to careless or reckless.
wow, serious? man you have a rough life