whats the worst injury you've ever got?

[TrollingSage]

Ok this happened when I visited my grandma's house in the countryside. It happend one fine afternoon when I was riding my bike. There was a little trench, with a little piece of wood on it acting as a bridge. It's not big enough for two people to walk on it. Now as I was crossing this little "bridge", this kid suddenly runs toward me, seemingly out of nowhere. I had a choice to make, hit the kid and or sacrifice myself. Being a good samaritan, I decided to do the kid a favour by ending his miserable life. Just kidding.
But seriously I fell into a the trech then it happened. I broke my nail which I've been growing for months! Worst injury evah!

 

[Rohasu]

Dog bit around my eye, almost lost if the dogs teeth went a 1nch deeper.

 

[Jack Spicer]

Broken wrist. I'm such a badass.

And mcchikeneater, you're like a boss.

 

[Finn]

I broke me c0ck one time

 

[Sogen]

I've been hit by a car, broke my wrist, and had a steel table busted over my head, good news is i broke the table with my head.