whats the worst injury you've ever got?

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shattered my ankle in my sleep, this fatass ran me over with his bike, fell down the stairs when i was 3 and cracked my skull, fell off a motorbike
 

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Still nobody that can compare to the injuries I have had.
 

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I was riding down a dirt road on my dirtbike and went around a sharp turn and collided with a truck once. Completely shattered my left leg. Several breaks in my upper leg, several in my lower leg, broke my ankle in 3 places and completely crushed my foot . Took over a year before I could walk on my own.

Other Injuries:

Fell off a roof and broke my wrist and arm.

Broke my tailbone.

Broken 4 toes and 3 fingers.

Cut my finger off.

Broken cheekbone, collapsed sinus in a fight once.

Broke my hand.

Broke both ankles on separate occasions skateboarding. My right ankle twice. Overall Between dirt biking and skate boarding I have broken each ankle twice.

Blew out my knee.

Dislocated my shoulder.

Dislocated my hip.

About 150 stitches throughout my life.

3 concussions.

A few torn muscles and tendons.

That's all I can think of for now.

you need to live in a padded room for, like, ever
 

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you need to live in a padded room for, like, ever

lolol. I hurt myself on a daily basis. I spin in my chair, cut my leg on the edge of my desk. Walking to bathroom, stub toe on edge of door. I trip over my little brothers toys all the time. I hit my head on everything. I have fallen off roofs 3 times, but only broken anything once. The other 2 times it was doing carpentry and it was sand around the houses because the landscaping wasn't don't yet so the landings were soft. I shot myself in the foot with an air nailer once as well I forgot about that. (don't ask). Also stapled my hand to a roof with a hammer stapler. (don't ask).

I really do belong in a padded room. My medical record is miles long. Once i tried to join the army, and when they asked for my medical records because of all my scars, the package the hospital sent me was 3 inches thick of papers on my past injuries. And that was just things I went to that specific hospital for. I am only 22, and I have such bad aches and pains already that some days I have trouble even walking.

I remember when I broke my arm, the doctors got mad because I cut a section of my cast off so I could still hold a ps3 controller.
 

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lolol. I hurt myself on a daily basis. I spin in my chair, cut my leg on the edge of my desk. Walking to bathroom, stub toe on edge of door. I trip over my little brothers toys all the time. I hit my head on everything. I have fallen off roofs 3 times, but only broken anything once. The other 2 times it was doing carpentry and it was sand around the houses because the landscaping wasn't don't yet so the landings were soft. I shot myself in the foot with an air nailer once as well I forgot about that. (don't ask). Also stapled my hand to a roof with a hammer stapler. (don't ask).

I really do belong in a padded room. My medical record is miles long. Once i tried to join the army, and when they asked for my medical records because of all my scars, the package the hospital sent me was 3 inches thick of papers on my past injuries. And that was just things I went to that specific hospital for. I am only 22, and I have such bad aches and pains already that some days I have trouble even walking.

I remember when I broke my arm, the doctors got mad because I cut a section of my cast off so I could still hold a ps3 controller.

I see.....
 

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I cracked someone elses skull :D

I don't get myself injured often and never severely.
 

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hmmm.....you should XD

Nah I'll let others get hurt severely. I'll just not do the dumbass stuff others do to get severely injured.

Only thing i get are cuts and bruises daily from running into stuff or not paying attention. However, my body has built up a resistance to it.
 

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Well, I hardly get much serious injuries but I once got pushed and my ankle kinda bent forward, I hear a crunch. I could walk a bit but it was annoying, since I've hardly ever hd uinjuries that stopped me from running or walking.

Others: I got his by a car once, I was biking when I was 7 and I turned, collided straight on. Luckily it wasn't going fast, but my whole mouth was bleeding.
 

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Cracked my head open one time..

Another time a dog bite my neck xd
 

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I think the worse would have been: (and in the same incident)
I busted my head open and got a concussion. I had staples in for this.
Whiplash, which increasingly damaged an already spinal problem.
My jaw was knocked out of place.
Received several cuts and gashes on my arms.
 

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my nail got tore off while playing basketball. Imagine the pain. Imagine it! Now feel it. :(


i love to play sports but i don't get too careless or reckless.
 
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broken arm fell out of a tree
A scar on my knee about 10 cm when I fell on a big rock with a sharp point sticking out
 

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broke my hand
sheared my lips ( so painful )
car accident
 

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I was riding down a dirt road on my dirtbike and went around a sharp turn and collided with a truck once. Completely shattered my left leg. Several breaks in my upper leg, several in my lower leg, broke my ankle in 3 places and completely crushed my foot . Took over a year before I could walk on my own.

Other Injuries:

Fell off a roof and broke my wrist and arm.

Broke my tailbone.

Broken 4 toes and 3 fingers.

Cut my finger off.

Broken cheekbone, collapsed sinus in a fight once.

Broke my hand.

Broke both ankles on separate occasions skateboarding. My right ankle twice. Overall Between dirt biking and skate boarding I have broken each ankle twice.

Blew out my knee.

Dislocated my shoulder.

Dislocated my hip.

About 150 stitches throughout my life.

3 concussions.

A few torn muscles and tendons.

That's all I can think of for now.

wow, serious? man you have a rough life
 

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I think the worse would have been: (and in the same incident)
I busted my head open and got a concussion. I had staples in for this.
Whiplash, which increasingly damaged an already spinal problem.
My jaw was knocked out of place.
Received several cuts and gashes on my arms.

ouchy:eek:
 

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my nail got tore off while playing basketball. Imagine the pain. Imagine it! Now feel it. :(


i love to play sports but i don't get to careless or reckless.

That hurts really bad. I've done it a couple times when I used to do carpentry. One I did it with a hammer stapler. Was doing roofing putting a layer of weather seal on when it was windy, and right as I swung the wind moved my target, and I whacked my finger so hard it took the nail right off, and stapled my finger to the roof all in one motion. Did it once with a hammer too.


wow, serious? man you have a rough life

Eh they are all my own fault, well most of them at least. When I broke my arm that was someone elses fault. The constant arthritis sucks, especially since I'm only 22 and already in constant pain. Now I turned lazy and don't really do anything, so I get hurt a lot less than I used to.

You think I have been hurt a lot though, you should see my dads medical records. Way worse than mine.
 
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