What are you?

Which of the following best describes you?


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Bimbonium

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It's a sign that Narutobase needs to use some Significant Figures in their polling code :lol

Page three without shitslinging? :eek:

I must confess I'm shocked at the maturity in this thread, tho it could just mean people don't care enough to argue about anything
 

Wparker6804

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I believe in god but i'm the least religious person you'll ever meet. What does this make me?
Religion is practice; someone can have beliefs without being considered religious or involved.
 

BlacLord™

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Agnostic atheist.

I've always said it's best never to count your chickens unless there is absolute proof one way or another... if I have children and they want to be religious though, that's fine.
 
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A follow up question: if you have kids will you baptize them or some other way make them formally in the eyes of the law a part of your religion?

I'll baptize them not because of my beliefs, it's more about tradition.
 

Bimbonium

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Because every child should have a chance of deciding that kind of thing for himself/herself?

I never said he/she wouldn't decide, its not like the baptism is some mind control device, and btw my version of Christianity does not support child baptism, as baptism is supposed to be a sign of acceptance
 

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I'll baptize them not because of my beliefs, it's more about tradition.

Well do you want them to believe in god or not?

My parents for example baptized me just because of tradition and I never really were religious at any point and neither where they, but as I grew older I thought "why would I be apart of a organization of which beliefs I don't share and that taxes me a certain amount of money every year?" Would you agree with those views that it would be wrong to baptize a child?

I never said he/she wouldn't decide, its not like the baptism is some mind control device, and btw my version of Christianity does not support child baptism, as baptism is supposed to be a sign of acceptance

Fair enough. How old would he be when you'd allow him to be baptized?
 

Bimbonium

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Fair enough. How old would he be when you'd allow him to be baptized?

His religion is kinda a choice of his, my dad and I have different beliefs and I won't bind my kid to any religion but I'll guide him on what I consider the right path, I decided to get baptized at 19, he'll decide it whenever he's willing to do so.
 

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i cannot believe in a god that would allow suffering
 

Jack Spicer

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I'm agnostic. Just in the middle really. Unsure.
 

UchiGod Itachi

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The only true salvation is in lord Itachi for all you nah believers may you burn in the ever lasting flames of amaterasu in the realm of tsukuyomi.

For Fugaku & Mikoto so loved the world that they gave their prodigy Son, that whoever not challenge him shall not perish but live to see another day.
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I'm a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave but I'm old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.
I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.
I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,
So I'm interactive,
I'm hyperactive,
And from time-to-time,
I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball,
Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave,
Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.
I'm on point,
On task,
On message,
And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed,
I got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment,
On the edge,
Over the top,
But under the radar.
A high concept,
Low profile,
Medium range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties,
I tell power lies,
I take power naps,
I run victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic.
A working ragaholic.
Out of rehab,
And in denial.
I got a personal trainer,
A personal shopper,
A personal assistant,
And a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up,
You can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless,
And I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.
I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever.
Laid back but fashion forward.
Up front,
Down home,
Low rent,
High maintenance.
Super size,
Long lasting,
High definition,
Fast acting,
Oven ready,
And built to last.
I'm a hands on,
Foot loose,
Knee jerk,
Head case.
Prematurely post traumatic,
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail.
But I'm feeling,
I'm caring,
I'm healing,
I'm sharing.
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.
My output is down,
But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail,
I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds,
I watch trash sports.
I'm gender specific,
Capital intensive,
User friendly,
And lactose intolerant.
I like rough ***.
I like rough ***.
I like tough love.
I use the f word in my email,
And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini mall.
I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I'm toll free,
Bite sized,
Ready to wear,
And I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped,
Factory authorized,
Hospital tested,
Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed,
Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated,
Pre-screened,
Pre-approved,
Pre-packaged,
Post-dated,
Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped,
Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude,
But I'm the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Rough tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow.
I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide.
I got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin',
Sailin' and spinnin',
Jivin' and groovin',
Wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze,
So I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.
I party hearty,
And lunch time is crunch time.
I'm hanging in,
There ain't no doubt.
And I'm hanging tough,
Over and out.

George Denis Patrick Carlin
1937 - 2008


Word for word. :)
 

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You know, you can just name those 3 in a way that everybody understands, and you wouldn't even have to explain it then, would make your post 99% shorter.
 

Hawker

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You know, you can just name those 3 in a way that everybody understands, and you wouldn't even have to explain it then, would make your post 99% shorter.

I like to be thoughrough. Also I own this base.
 

Nobel

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Is there are a word for someone who hates or holds much disdain for God?

"AntiEl" Though that all depends on which god

OT: I dont consider myself as a being with solitary belief, you could say that i'm the one who knocks every door.
 
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