Were the Akatsuki really desperate or something?

[Booker]

DISCLAIMER: This thread is meant for fun. Not meant to be taken seriously.



*It's just another normal day in the Akatsuki headquarters.

Nagato: "Alright guys, we're short one member. Any ideas?"

Kisame: "A shark!"

Nagato: "Okay tha- Wait, what? Like carry it around in a tank?"

Kisame: "......."

Kakuzu: "Donald Trump."

Nagato: "Okay, just because you guys are filthy rich doesn't mean we can just let him in."

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Trump: "You're fired!"

Nagato: "*Sigh*... Any other ideas?"

Itachi: "Despair..."

Nagato: "What? 'despair'?"

Itachi: "Hate..."

Nagato: "DAMMIT GUYS! Does ANYbody have any real suggestions?"

Zetsu: "Well I know this guy with a big scythe that can't die."

Nagato: "Perfect! Whatever, works for me."*

And that, my friends, is how somebody as useless as Hidan made it into the Akatsuki.

Honestly, when you look at everybody in the Akatsuki outclasses Hidan incredibly.

He's immortal, I guess, even though some rope will keep him down and beat him. Most people can destroy him regardless, at a celluar level. Not to mention his "jutsu" takes so long to use it's near useless.

Hidan is nothing but an annoying greaser with a big sword.

This is Hidan at Akatsuki meetings:

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*Looks around*

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"I have no idea what I'm doing"

 

[sagemode jinchuuriki]

Still laughing

 

[anointed1]

I am not a big fan of Hidan myself. However, it seems that you are underestimating his taijutsu prowess.

 

[Meee]

LMAO, Some golden shit right here =D

 

[Fodder#4]

Donald Trump, I love his Casino's.

 

[Narutohokage7]

Just imagining Kakazu having to carry a shark around in a tank because it is his Akaksuki partner..

 

[Dshon21]

Hidan has an awesome taijutso style and just by being immortal he's a man with nothing to lose.

 

[3 Days Grace]

can't disagree

 

[Hypemaster]

Akatsuki were desperate because more than half of their members gave no fuks about their agenda. Poor akatsuki.

 

[6thpathsage]

Despair
Hate


Lulz

 

[Urda]

I am not a big fan of Hidan myself. However, it seems that you are underestimating his taijutsu prowess.

More like his Hidden Technique. Besides, the ultimate agenda of Akatsuki was to capture the Bijuu and control war. They recruited who they thought was the best: High S-rank Criminals. He must be the best if he is recruited by them personal in my opinion.

 

[KcMSean]

More like his Hidden Technique. Besides, the ultimate agenda of Akatsuki was to capture the Bijuu and control war. They recruited who they thought was the best: High S-rank Criminals. He must be the best if he is recruited by them personal in my opinion.

well, he was let in basically cause kakuzu couldn't kill him. I think he's still a good ninja, he dead take out Asuma. But that was only because you've never heard of a ninja killing someone by stabbing himself. He was strong, but not Akatsuki strong.

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

They got hidan because kakuzu could sow him together again after they use him as a dummy.

 

[Arugon]

Hmmm, I would have personally gone with the Shark...

 

[hyuuga teddy]

Hidan was the perfect partner for kakuzu. Man, kakuzu had killed 3 of his past parners they neede to pair him up with an immortal dude. That means no more looking for replacement

 

[Booker]

Just imagining Kakazu having to carry a shark around in a tank because it is his Akaksuki partner..

Lol the image is quite hilarious.

 

[Obito3631]

A guy who can beat Kage level ninjas surely mean he is a Kage level shinobi himself, also S rank criminals are Kage level.
Last time I checked there is no rank beyond Kage level.
Furthermore he is in the top 3 most badass akatsuki members.

 

[Booker]

A guy who can beat Kage level ninjas surely mean he is a Kage level shinobi himself, also S rank criminals are Kage level.
Last time I checked there is no rank beyond Kage level.
Furthermore he is in the top 3 most badass akatsuki members.

What Kage level ninja can he beat?

 

[Strawberry]

They needed him because kakuzu kept on killing his partners because he went berserk.. soo whenever he went nuts hidan wouldnt be killed... they were perfect match thats why their called zombie brothers.

plus akatsuki sint about flashing moves its about getting the goal done and an immortal man would seem to help.

 

[Obito3631]

What Kage level ninja can he beat?

Gai, Tsunade, Hiruzen, he could also arguably beat Kisame