DISCLAIMER: This thread is meant for fun. Not meant to be taken seriously.
*It's just another normal day in the Akatsuki headquarters.
Nagato: "Alright guys, we're short one member. Any ideas?"
Kisame: "A shark!"
Nagato: "Okay tha- Wait, what? Like carry it around in a tank?"
Kisame: "......."
Kakuzu: "Donald Trump."
Nagato: "Okay, just because you guys are filthy rich doesn't mean we can just let him in."
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Trump: "You're fired!"
Nagato: "*Sigh*... Any other ideas?"
Itachi: "Despair..."
Nagato: "What? 'despair'?"
Itachi: "Hate..."
Nagato: "DAMMIT GUYS! Does ANYbody have any real suggestions?"
Zetsu: "Well I know this guy with a big scythe that can't die."
Nagato: "Perfect! Whatever, works for me."*
And that, my friends, is how somebody as useless as Hidan made it into the Akatsuki.
Honestly, when you look at everybody in the Akatsuki outclasses Hidan incredibly.
He's immortal, I guess, even though some rope will keep him down and beat him. Most people can destroy him regardless, at a celluar level. Not to mention his "jutsu" takes so long to use it's near useless.
Hidan is nothing but an annoying greaser with a big sword.
