Weird things you think

[Troyg39]

Post something you think is a little weird that comes to your mind in certain situations. Be sure to give the thoughts and the situation.

Example whenever I click on a thread and it's SUPER LONG, "Don't go chasing waterfalls" by TLC always pops in my head--every time, without fail. Not the entire song just that part---I guess it's my mind's way of telling me not to read walls of text.

 

[DominiqueX]

What a perfect thread for weirdos like me who think weird things all the time. Okay, let's see.

Last night, I sat in my bed and looked at my feet, wondering why we have 5 toes each, not 4 or 6.

Very often, when I say or write something, I start to question languages. Example:
A few days ago, I wrote the word "more".. and then I wondered why it is the way it is. I said "more" over and over again and thought it sounds pretty stupid. This happens a lot to me with all kinds of words in english and german.

Very often, when I'm in the bathroom, I start to stare at the "lines" between tiles on the ground or at the wall. Then I follow these lines for a certain time. Don't know why, but it fascinates me and my brain is like.. empty.. for this certain time. >_>

 

[Dannie]

My definition of weird might be your definition of gross.

 

[Jazzy Stardust]

I definitely do more weird things than I think of weird things.

 

[Troyg39]

What a perfect thread for weirdos like me who think weird things all the time. Okay, let's see.

Last night, I sat in my bed and looked at my feet, wondering why we have 5 toes each, not 4 or 6.

Very often, when I say or write something, I start to question languages. Example:
A few days ago, I wrote the word "more".. and then I wondered why it is the way it is. I said "more" over and over again and thought it sounds pretty stupid. This happens a lot to me with all kinds of words in english and german.

Very often, when I'm in the bathroom, I start to stare at the "lines" between tiles on the ground or at the wall. Then I follow these lines for a certain time. Don't know why, but it fascinates me and my brain is like.. empty.. for this certain time. >_>

I knew there would be someone else who'd appreciate this thread. And I actually do something similar to the bathroom thing with shaggy carpets. I start looking at each individual part sticking up and then I try to count them. I just end up spacing out and staring at the floor for a few moments then I come to

My definition of weird might be your definition of gross.

Humor me

I definitely do more weird things than I think of weird things.

Like what?

 

[roark]

I often think things like: omg everybody is born through vagina
sleep is really weird, we almost give a pause in live and cease to "exist" for some hours
wearing bathing suits is the same thing to wear underwear so what's the point?
why the hell a guy would wear orange shorts? whyyy
why sticking your tongue into the mouth of someone is expressing affection?
everytime i see a pregnant woman happy with her boyfriend, i imagine all the dirty *** they make fot that children be concepted, sorry
Human being is gross, nails and hair are gross things
foot are funny, just... look at your foot and wonder why it look like that. Why don't our foot are not like the ducks and dogs legs, whyyy?
and the most important question in the world:what's the point of eating ass?

 

[Dannie]

>When I'm on the toilet I think about how shitty my life is.

>When I see a nice looking girl in public, I try to think of all the most dirtiest ways to **** them.

>When it starts raining, sometimes I go outside and raise my hands up in the air like I'm some god.

>When I'm in class, I stare out the window and think about all the possible ways I should have skipped.

>When I see a teacher with a phat ass, I imagine they have a good *** life.

>I imagine what life would be like back in the late 1800's.

>I try to picture what my dreams would be like irl. Most of them are sexual too.

>Sometimes I picture myself as a clam

>When I see a hot girl fart, I think that's hot.

>When a random girl quotes me on a forum, I get instantly hard.

>When someone pisses me off, I try to think of all the possible ways for their death.

 

[Jazzy Stardust]

Like what?

Like if I find a song I really like I'll listen to it back to back, over and over for extended periods of time. I'm not crazy but people who are around me a lot definitely think it's weird and get annoyed after a while. Longest time would be almost two weeks, everyday multiple times back to back, drove my ex crazy, she tried not to flip out at me though.

Or I'll do the ghost "boo ooo" thing all the time, it's just fun but I've been told before it's weird for me to do. Or I'll howl like a wolf randomly when I go outside, it's usually when I first go outside and it's not all the time but frequent enough.

I like sneaking up and scaring people, I even use to scare my cat when I was in school. I'll belly crawl slowly on the ground towards people's bed's and pop up. I'll walk behind people for a while and not make a noise and suddenly when they turn around, I'm there. I'll hide around things and pop out and scare people when they're looking at their phones. It's definitely weird especially given the amount of effort and patience I put in for the scares. I haven't annoyed anyone luckily yet though, I space them out between each other.

Those are just some.

 

[Troyg39]

sleep is really weird, we almost give a pause in live and cease to "exist" for some hours
wearing bathing suits is the same thing to wear underwear so what's the point?
Human being is gross, nails and hair are gross things
foot are funny, just... look at your foot and wonder why it look like that. Why don't our foot are not like the ducks and dogs legs, whyyy?
and the most important question in the world:what's the point of eating ass?

^^I've actually thought these too.

>When I'm on the toilet I think about how shitty my life is.

>When I see a nice looking girl in public, I try to think of all the most dirtiest ways to **** them.

>When it starts raining, sometimes I go outside and raise my hands up in the air like I'm some god.

>When I'm in class, I stare out the window and think about all the possible ways I should have skipped.

>When I see a teacher with a phat ass, I imagine they have a good *** life.

>I imagine what life would be like back in the late 1800's.

>I try to picture what my dreams would be like irl. Most of them are sexual too.

>Sometimes I picture myself as a clam

>When I see a hot girl fart, I think that's hot.

>When a random girl quotes me on a forum, I get instantly hard.

>When someone pisses me off, I try to think of all the possible ways for their death.

That's not so gross but definitely weird. I think *** is gross, except when I'm horny. Vaginas are slimy as hell. Also I love getting head, but as soon as I maxx I secretly start thinking to myself that the girl is gross for having something like sperm in her mouth. So unsanitary. But I don't judge myself for going down on a girl at all. It's kind of sexist but I'm not trying to be it's just what comes to mind

Like if I find a song I really like I'll listen to it back to back, over and over for extended periods of time. I'm not crazy but people who are around me a lot definitely think it's weird and get annoyed after a while. Longest time would be almost two weeks, everyday multiple times back to back, drove my ex crazy, she tried not to flip out at me though.

Or I'll do the ghost "boo ooo" thing all the time, it's just fun but I've been told before it's weird for me to do. Or I'll howl like a wolf randomly when I go outside, it's usually when I first go outside and it's not all the time but frequent enough.

I like sneaking up and scaring people, I even use to scare my cat when I was in school. I'll belly crawl slowly on the ground towards people's bed's and pop up. I'll walk behind people for a while and not make a noise and suddenly when they turn around, I'm there. I'll hide around things and pop out and scare people when they're looking at their phones. It's definitely weird especially given the amount of effort and patience I put in for the scares. I haven't annoyed anyone luckily yet though, I space them out between each other.

Those are just some.

I make all kinds of weird sounds and blurt out random stuff like I might sing a part of a song in a weird voice. Definitely annoys my girlfriend but I think that's why I enjoy it. I get it from my mom though. I don't scare people a lot but I do like to hide when I know people are coming in a room and expecting me to be there. I put a lot of effort into it too

 

[Claymantan]

Very often, when I say or write something, I start to question languages. Example:
A few days ago, I wrote the word "more".. and then I wondered why it is the way it is. I said "more" over and over again and thought it sounds pretty stupid. This happens a lot to me with all kinds of words in english and german.

This happens to me with the words "aisle" and "afraid."

I get really fascinated by simple geometric shapes. Like, the shape of schoolbuses fascinates me, and I was poring over the details of how the top of the bus is curved and how that's advantageous because it keeps snow from building up on top of there, but then, why aren't trucks shaped the same way? And then I realized it's because the cargo container that trucks have are oftentimes stacked on top of each other in warehouses and shipping stations at ports and whatnot.

But it also happens with things that have nothing to do with function. Like, I spent a good ten minutes staring at my bookshelf once because the square-ness of it fascinated me. I was like "How does this exist?"

Sometimes I think about death and I'm not scared at all by it because the idea of nothing is somehow reassuring, in the sense that being aware that I couldn't possibly be aware of anything makes it all seem less like something to worry about.

The fact that most of the people I know and interact with had *** the night or morning before I met them, and we all pretend it didn't happen, is astounding to me. I'm also astounded by the idea of professionalism in workplaces, and how everyone pretends that half of their life doesn't exist.

Still obsessing over the fact that you never really touch anything in the universe, and nothing is really touching anything in the universe, because microscopic forces repel objects from each other, and all you really "feel" is the force of yourself being pushed away from whatever you're touching.

Sometimes I think about how if God and hell and everything exists, and I got sent to hell for whatever reason, it wouldn't matter anyway. Because why would it matter? Just because somebody else said it mattered? Well it doesn't matter, because nothing matters unless I believe it matters. xD

I really feel like being sleep deprived is more enjoyable than being awake. I don't do drugs, but damn. That is, until I actually need to get something done, and I realize my brain won't focus. But like, why do drugs when you can just stay awake, man? xD

 

[DominiqueX]

This happens to me with the words "aisle" and "afraid."

I get really fascinated by simple geometric shapes. Like, the shape of schoolbuses fascinates me, and I was poring over the details of how the top of the bus is curved and how that's advantageous because it keeps snow from building up on top of there, but then, why aren't trucks shaped the same way? And then I realized it's because the cargo container that trucks have are oftentimes stacked on top of each other in warehouses and shipping stations at ports and whatnot.

But it also happens with things that have nothing to do with function. Like, I spent a good ten minutes staring at my bookshelf once because the square-ness of it fascinated me. I was like "How does this exist?"

Nice! Good to know that there are other people who get fascinated by simple things like geometric shapes xD

The fact that most of the people I know and interact with had *** the night or morning before I met them, and we all pretend it didn't happen, is astounding to me. I'm also astounded by the idea of professionalism in workplaces, and how everyone pretends that half of their life doesn't exist.

Never thought of that, but now that you mention it, it is extremely weird.

Still obsessing over the fact that you never really touch anything in the universe, and nothing is really touching anything in the universe, because microscopic forces repel objects from each other, and all you really "feel" is the force of yourself being pushed away from whatever you're touching.

Damn, I read exactly this a few days ago. That's really depressing in my opinion. So all I do is pushing my finger against my belly, thinking: "See, Domi? You touch something, don't listen to the evil scientists" xD
I try to ignore that.

 

[Jinrou]

• Well most times, I imagine myself being popular and always keep coming to the conclusion I really don't have the personality to handle fame. That has to be weird right?

• Science claims that the pheromones you take a whiff of can make you attracted to a person. But my crush was quite a distance away from me when I first set my eyes on her and there's mathematically no way I could have had a whiff of her pheromones and worse part is I was like 5 or 6. So I spend some of my time wondering what it is that makes me experience feelings I only get when I look up at the nightsky whenever I see her. (I know..cringey but you did ask for weird OP xd)

• When I'm not pondering on those two and others, I always imagine myself being Superman and flying out of Earth to go explore other planets and the galaxy lol

• Also staring at some words till their spelling loses meaning in my eyes is also a thing.

 

[Hachiman]

The weirdest thing I thought and did was fuking my bich's VJ with a pen in a theater (not fully crowded) and recorded her moans.

 

[awesomeseimei]

"What the heck is going on?" - whenever seeing something absolutely ordinary. I have a fairly... slow brain.

 

[WoldOfFingo]

I have something weird with numbers a lot. Like mixed with superstition sometime. Like I close a door, then I say to myself "if u don't open and close it 3 times again u will fall dead or will get cancer within 10 seconds... So I have to open and close that sh!t a lot.
Similar stuff with the volume button on my mp3 which I have to scale up and down.

I often put my hands at like head height and and make these crackling sounds with my knuckles.

I have a thing with words too sometimes, wondering why it calls that way.. For example "slachtoffer" which means "victim".. It's dutch.. But the literal translation mean "slaughter offer" . I don't get why it calls that way.. Like when someone dies in a traffic accidents .. 14 year old "slachtoffer" ... It's just weird and I dont fuking get it.

 

[roark]

^^I've actually thought these too.



That's not so gross but definitely weird. I think *** is gross, except when I'm horny. Vaginas are slimy as hell. Also I love getting head, but as soon as I maxx I secretly start thinking to myself that the girl is gross for having something like sperm in her mouth. So unsanitary. But I don't judge myself for going down on a girl at all. It's kind of sexist but I'm not trying to be it's just what comes to mind

i think this is completly normal, to be honest. I use to feel dirty after ***, finding sperm disgusting, I think everyone thinks that in a level or another, I mean, if you aren't that excited, *** per si is disgusting. when I have intimal relations with some guys for the first time, sometimes I randomly think of all girls and guys he may have been, and this disgusting too, it seems unsanitary. But I try not to think about it so much. I mean, *** is like eating, it's good to make but not so nice to analyse it.

Sometimes I think about death and I'm not scared at all by it because the idea of nothing is somehow reassuring, in the sense that being aware that I couldn't possibly be aware of anything makes it all seem less like something to worry about.

Sometimes I think about how if God and hell and everything exists, and I got sent to hell for whatever reason, it wouldn't matter anyway. Because why would it matter? Just because somebody else said it mattered? Well it doesn't matter, because nothing matters unless I believe it matters. xD

Still obsessing over the fact that you never really touch anything in the universe, and nothing is really touching anything in the universe, because microscopic forces repel objects from each other, and all you really "feel" is the force of yourself being pushed away from whatever you're touching.

I used to get somewhat scared about obvlion, but in the end of the day, is like sleeping. I've always believed in reincarnation, as it is what is most likely to happen, also I think ceasing to exist is very sad. Not necessarily to me but to several other poor existences who are born to suffer. Think about that possibility is depressing, but i think that makes more sense than heaven and hell, that to me is a really simplistic idea. Also i did past life regression, and a lot of things confirmed, so i tend to believe on it. But who knows...

Sometimes i start to think in all existences of the world, and that Bangadlesh is the most populous country in the world. And i've never ever meet someone from there. I mean, what importance i have in the world, and how many existences think different than me? Things are so relative if you compare to the grandeur of the universe.

The fact that most of the people I know and interact with had *** the night or morning before I met them, and we all pretend it didn't happen, is astounding to me. I'm also astounded by the idea of professionalism in workplaces, and how everyone pretends that half of their life doesn't exist.

Lol i do that frequently. I don't see a reason to treat someone really different unless i have deep feelings for him. If he's a friend, i'll keep treating him as a friend, i don't think *** change everything. On the other hand, sexual relationship turn two people more intimate , I can't understand who acts ackward on the other day, i usally feel more at easy. I usually find it funny or get annoiyed with it, depending on the person.

Like if I find a song I really like I'll listen to it back to back, over and over for extended periods of time. I'm not crazy but people who are around me a lot definitely think it's weird and get annoyed after a while. Longest time would be almost two weeks, everyday multiple times back to back, drove my ex crazy, she tried not to flip out at me though.

I do that to. I have Audacity and other softwares where i edit the song, reduce the speed, change the pitch and reverse it. And sometimes i listen all day long the same song in every different versions lol

 

[Phact]

I think of weird things all the time