The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[ᴍᴏᴏғʏ]

Fortunately, the acid rain turns into liquid candy
Unfortunately, your skin is so sensitive the liquid candy can burn it

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately, I feel no pain.

Unfortunately, your first layer of skin has been completely burned off.

 

[ᴍᴏᴏғʏ]

Fortunately, I am wolverine
Unfortunately, a mutant is currently stopping my regeneration abilities

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately, you kill them

Unfortunately, you might die too.

 

[ᴍᴏᴏғʏ]

Fortunately, my regeneration works again
Unfortunately, their ability to stop it also starts to work again :T_T:

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately it stops permanently.

Unfortunately you die before it does.

 

[ᴍᴏᴏғʏ]

Fortunately that means I don't suffer as mch
Unfortunately it means I no longer exist..

 

[Captain Isabela]

fortunately the gods have been generous and let you continue existing

unfortunately those gods were gods of calamity

 

[ᴍᴏᴏғʏ]

Fortunately, I am a greater god, so I overrule their power
Unfortunately, I lose power in my house so I have no longer any power!

 

[Captain Isabela]

fortunately that house gets blown away! No house = no power restriction though you still are in the vicinity


unfortunately you're mother is the all mighty, just being in her presence takes your powers away

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, your father helps you take her down.

Unfortunately, I'm standing here all alone.

 

[ᴍᴏᴏғʏ]

Fortunately, I am not standing beside you :3

Unfortunately, you don't know who I am..

 

[Captain Isabela]

fortunately He's not a perv

unfortunately...wait... yeah he is

 

[ᴍᴏᴏғʏ]

Fortunately he tends to be more pervy than you
Unfortunately, you are pretty pervy

 

[RuckenTM]

Fortunately who ever is below me tends to be more pervy than me
Unfortunately, you're mine

 

[Dr Ramen]

Fortunately someone else is yours.

Unfortunately I hate you

 

[ᴍᴏᴏғʏ]

Fortunately, you come to know me in real life and think otherwise now

Unfortunately, you then begin to hate me anyways!

 

[Dr Ramen]

Fortunately I moved on and forgot you exists

Unfortunately I need to go to school

 

[Captain Isabela]

fortunately you're homeschooled

unfortunately you live in a school

 

[Dannie]

Fortunately I live in a house

Unfortunately I have some work to do