The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Ryóma]

Fortunately I catch up on the lost sleep.

Unfortunately I am an insomniac.

 

[RuckenTM]

Fortunately you know.

Unfortunately I am a Uchiha.

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately, Uchiha are strong.

Unfortunately, they are bound to the curse of hatred.

 

[RuckenTM]

Fortunately, *in a sarcastic voice* thanks to Naruto we are free

Unfortunately, Your not a Uchiha.

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately, I'm a Kurama.

Unfortunately, Genjutsu doesn't help.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately there is no need for Genjutsu.

Unfortunately a tree fell right next to you.

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I am unharmed.

Unfortunately the tree gets up and attacks me.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately you overpower the tree and break off one of its branches.

Unfortunately that just makes the tree more angry and it attacks you with increased force and velocity.

 

[Romezio]

Fortunately the tree is too slow to hit you.

Unfortunately you trip over a rock while its attacking

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately it also trips over whilst I find my footing

 

[21 Savage]

Unfortunately you fell into a pit..

..

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately I got out.

Unfortunately after I got out, you fell in instead.

 

[21 Savage]

Fortunately i levitated out....

 

[Captain Isabela]

unfortunately someone kicked you down

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, you got picked up.

Unfortunately, school.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately I like school.

Unfortunately you dropped your phone.

 

[21 Savage]

Fortunately i caught it

unfortunately you fell

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, someone helps you up.

Unfortunately, I'm hungry.

 

[uchihamad]

Fortunately i made a sandwich for you

unfortunatley I'm tired

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, you fall asleep.

Unfortunately, I have homework to do.