The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Hard]

Fortunately, it all vanishes into thing air.
Unfortunately, you fall asleep and cant use your new found free time.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately I am an insomniac and wake up again.

Unfortunately it sometimes takes really long to fall asleep.

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I pass out.

Unfortunately, I am asleep for days.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately I have the best dream in those days.

Unfortunately I have one more exam tomorrow.

 

[Αizen]

Fortunately you studied

Unfortunately I have a ton of homework

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately you are smart enough to complete all of it.

Unfortunately I am sleepy.

 

[Αizen]

Fortunately you have 5 hour energy

Unfortunately you missed class

 

[RuckenTM]

Fortunately it's a no credit

Unfortunately, I win at everything

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately winning isn't everything.

Unfortunately the power goes out in your house.

 

[RuckenTM]

Fortunately where you're isn't my home.
Unfortunately, you don't win at everything like I do.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately winning isn't everything.

Unfortunately time is passing...

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately it's passing slower in my reference frame.

Unfortunately the game crashed before you could save.

 

[RuckenTM]

Fortunately the game has a recovery data on each game played.

Unfortunately, Time speeds to the point you're hours late.

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately this means I'll also be late to my death.

Unfortunately your computer gets a virus.

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I have anti-virus software.

Unfortunately it is defective.

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately you switch your antivirus software.

Unfortunately it expires.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately you get another one.

Unfortunately time is passing.

 

[King Shazam]

Fortunately im the god of time so yeah its on my side

Unfotunately your not a god

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately I never wanted to be one.

Unfortunately you are running late for school.

 

[~Annihilator~]

Fortunately there was actually no classes that day.

Unfortunately you're sleep deprived.