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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

Posting this evidence here
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Might help someone
Further evidence for my cause. Thank you Faye! :lawliet:

but even if lawliet wasn't guilty, would it even matter? Aren't Cali's wallies good things?
A valid point!

Everyone from 2010 onwards is the spawn of Hells' third testicle located in an alternate dimension.


Look at this post! Look at that wall! Look how she clearly forced this abomination of a decease into me while taking my innocent, pure heart away...literally! She has my heart on her desk in a jar filled with my tears and marshmallows! Look at her, she even said it while taking slowly a blood-sucked tear-filled marshmallow with the tips of her red-nailed index finger and thumb sucking it up with her juicy full lips like a vacuum cleaner in heat...look at that adam's apple go upwards and downwards...

...I'm getting hungry and excited, hug me Sara :T_T:
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I am glad to hear you have accepted defeat.

I expected more of a fight from the wallie master Caliburn. In your final testimony you failed to present any feesible evidence. Scorps i see you there and being a spawn hell child doesnt hold up i court sorry. So as per procedure, The marshmellow queen has been found...NOT GUILTY due to lack of evidence u_u
Thank you!
There is something I don't understand...why the hell are my balls now on trial as well? >_>
They sure got you in a lot of trouble.
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

*Inspects the courtroom with a magnifying glass*

Wait a minute... Something doesn't quite add up here. If Lawliet isn't guilty then... WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!? T_T
 
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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

Btw, I didn't change my status into the status I have now, so it must've been the gods, which proves that sara actually is the best
After careful deliberation i and the jury has come to a conclusion.

We like big butts. And we can not lie.
This guy spoke the truth

*Inspects the courtroom with a magnifying glass*

Wait a minute... Something doesn't quite add up here. If Lawliet isn't guilty then... WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!? T_T
blame skorm, he claims that he's evil
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

*Inspects the courtroom with a magnifying glass*

Wait a minute... Something doesn't quite add up here. If Lawliet isn't guilty then... WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!? T_T
*Looks at Wallieburn*

I change my support to Lawliet, the marshmallow queen! Cali has no concrete evidence U_U
 
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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

Further evidence for my cause. Thank you Faye! :lawliet:



A valid point!



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I am glad to hear you have accepted defeat.



Thank you!


They sure got you in a lot of trouble.
Still... Not something I want to have under the hammer of justice!!!! Now, considering Caliburn lost... I still want to hear the peoples account pertaining to the charges of sexual assault and ramming of Status undertaken by Madame Down Under over there!!!!! *points in an accusing manner to Lawliet*

...as much as it felt good, like butterflies and rainbows were making love with my status on a sunset by the beach with Change by Deftones as the soundtrack running in the background... *sigh*

-nudges scorps- thats your cue bro, go out there and rock it-nudge nudge-
Thats not me, thats a mirror... I'm over here.
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

I'd like to place my vote for SAKURA, for reasons I'd rather not divulge...
Much disappointment alt <_<

Still... Not something I want to have under the hammer of justice!!!! Now, considering Caliburn lost... I still want to hear the peoples account pertaining to the charges of sexual assault and ramming of Status undertaken by Madame Down Under over there!!!!! *points in an accusing manner to Lawliet*

...as much as it felt good, like butterflies and rainbows were making love with my status on a sunset by the beach with Change by Deftones as the soundtrack running in the background... *sigh*



Thats not me, thats a mirror... I'm over here.
I was wondering why your chest chest felt so...glassy. Still doesnt change the fact you need to get up there and shake what ya momma gave you...
 
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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

How dare you, she is a fellow Aussie, we must stick together. You disappoint me, Blake.
Biased jury spotted!

Much disappointment alt <_<



I was wondering why your chest chest felt so...glassy. Still doesnt change the fact you need to get up there and shake what ya momma gave you...
Why were you trying to feel his chest.. never mind..


I thought by now points of arguments would be settled but all I see is chaos..

Sakura's pixy dust magic is just that OP. :flowers
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

Much disappointment alt <_<



I was wondering why your chest chest felt so...glassy. Still doesnt change the fact you need to get up there and shake what ya momma gave you...
I know you love me but I'm outside your price range so beat it, loser!

BEAT IT!!!BEAT IT!!!BEAT IT!!!BEAT IT!!! *sings michael jackson song*


I vote against the evil woman that is Sakura!!! Lawliet!!!! Snuggle woman! Madame of Teddy Bears!!!!!
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

I know you love me but I'm outside your price range so beat it, loser!

BEAT IT!!!BEAT IT!!!BEAT IT!!!BEAT IT!!! *sings michael jackson song*


I vote against the evil woman that is Sakura!!! Lawliet!!!! Snuggle woman! Madame of Teddy Bears!!!!!
Zombie dance with me. U_U

[video=youtube;sOnqjkJTMaA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA[/video]
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

So Sakura aka lawliet is skorm's mom , never saw this one coming , I'm supporting sakura now .

but considering scorps his dad and caliburn is scorps dad ( legitimate or illegimate ) that makes caliburn skorm's grandpa .

Man this is hella family matter :p
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

I know you love me but I'm outside your price range so beat it, loser!

BEAT IT!!!BEAT IT!!!BEAT IT!!!BEAT IT!!! *sings michael jackson song*


I vote against the evil woman that is Sakura!!! Lawliet!!!! Snuggle woman! Madame of Teddy Bears!!!!!
If only i hadn't tipped that waiter my last dollar D:
 
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