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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

I am will defend the honor of milady. It is the just thing to do.

Besides she is so nice to me. ( ._.)
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

Oh my god, you said it would never come to this.

I, Sakura Saraplovoski Petunia Crazsicklweaslwealdinscyth Marshmallowjunky, aka Lawliet, plead NOT GUILTY
I am a person of good morals and good faith. I do not bring out the worst in people, only the good. I am a long time and loved member of NB
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These accusations are nothing more than lies and a figment of this crazy belgians chocolate-induced imagination.

The event that Caliburn is talking about in 2009, was a task for the well-known 'Treasure hunt event'. An event that Caliburn became victorious in. My participation was the sole reason, if not the only reason he made it to the end. He owes his victory to me.

He is now the admin of nb, a renowned wallie-maker and from this it can be concluded that i was the catalyst to his success. For how can a disease be something that brought out so much good in a person?



Caliburn has his own scale it's from 'had a couple of drinks' to 'making his own wild allegations with 4 pounds of hallucinogenic friettens in his pants'



I made that avatar for him, and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that
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So are you saying you really support me?
Damn, I never thought about that *saves them avatar first.*
Yes, I am supporting you because I think what you said is logical and you have evidences to support your argument, and Cali hasn't posted enough of arguments.u.u
Another reason is my wife loves Sakura and hence I have no choice but to support you.>_>
Cool, Sakura won? :D
Since I majority of people support her, yes we should say that.
We just need one reply from Mr. Calliburn to accept his defeat.
 
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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

Innocence n truth prevails ... hopefully cali will comeup with some more evidence as to how everthing in d past unfolded ;) ...
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

Dear members of the honorable NarutoBase jury and a hopefully not so corrupted judge U_U (whoever those are supposed to be).

I hereby accuse the current mod, smod and first and foremost member Sakura Saraplovoski Petunia Crazsicklweaslwealdinscyth Marshmallowjunky, aka Lawliet, of having infected me with a sexually transmitted decease that causes you to write...wallies.

I recently remembered that she once forced me in 2009, as innocent as I was back then, to write an article and when she wasn't satisfied and I pleaded for compassion, she just increased the wordcount from 300 to a solid 350 words! I came to the conclusion that this is the origin of my wallies, my psychological trauma that has been festering in my mind for years now like a tumor. I haven't been the same ever since.

GIVE ME BACK MY INNOCENCE YOU MARSHMALLOW WITCH!

I demand her to be boiled in a pot of molten marshmallows.
First, I don't believe this is a wallie. You are on the first step to being cured.
Second, would you like a layer? Maybe someone like ?
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

Well I'm different :|

I might need the red ones and a cloth to cover his screams, I don't want the cops knocking through my door again. @_@
Everyone from 2010 onwards is the spawn of Hells' third testicle located in an alternate dimension.

Oh my god, you said it would never come to this.

I, Sakura Saraplovoski Petunia Crazsicklweaslwealdinscyth Marshmallowjunky, aka Lawliet, plead NOT GUILTY
I am a person of good morals and good faith. I do not bring out the worst in people, only the good. I am a long time and loved member of NB
Evidence:
You must be registered for see images


These accusations are nothing more than lies and a figment of this crazy belgians chocolate-induced imagination.

The event that Caliburn is talking about in 2009, was a task for the well-known 'Treasure hunt event'. An event that Caliburn became victorious in. My participation was the sole reason, if not the only reason he made it to the end. He owes his victory to me.

He is now the admin of nb, a renowned wallie-maker and from this it can be concluded that i was the catalyst to his success. For how can a disease be something that brought out so much good in a person?



Caliburn has his own scale it's from 'had a couple of drinks' to 'making his own wild allegations with 4 pounds of hallucinogenic friettens in his pants'



I made that avatar for him, and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that
Evidence:
You must be registered for see images


So are you saying you really support me?



Plenty, please refer to the start of my post.



He is always drunk. How is it fair to little old me to deal with this on a daily basis?


This is a serious accusation that needs to be addressed. Where better to address it then the NB court of law?



Something seems off about you.



See what i mean members of the NB jury?



Lies, all lies. You have me mistaken for L_Lawliet, a known troublemaker from the past who has no relation to me at all!



You bet it did, i'm not only the best but the sweetest. Known to give tooth decays to many. (Not intentional of course)



He's Portuguese... so most likely.



It is not, you are right Ira! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.


A just and noble judge.

But we need more to further cement my innocence.


I'll drown you in boiling marshmallow.



That's the burden that comes with being the best. :(



You stand with the truth.



Pekoms (shurorororo!) and Vincent have eaten it all. Even though Vincent shouldn't be eating at all at the moment. :eek:



Would you please step into my huge pot of boiling marshmallows?



Do not use your regrettable actions and one night stand with that italian hooker to place your illegitimate sons existence on me. I warned you many times (as i am the best) but you decided to not heed my warning and you now live with the consequences. He is an essence of you... evil!
Look at this post! Look at that wall! Look how she clearly forced this abomination of a decease into me while taking my innocent, pure heart away...literally! She has my heart on her desk in a jar filled with my tears and marshmallows! Look at her, she even said it while taking slowly a blood-sucked tear-filled marshmallow with the tips of her red-nailed index finger and thumb sucking it up with her juicy full lips like a vacuum cleaner in heat...look at that adam's apple go upwards and downwards...

...I'm getting hungry and excited, hug me Sara :T_T:
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

Everyone from 2010 onwards is the spawn of Hells' third testicle located in an alternate dimension.



Look at this post! Look at that wall! Look how she clearly forced this abomination of a decease into me while taking my innocent, pure heart away...literally! She has my heart on her desk in a jar filled with my tears and marshmallows! Look at her, she even said it while taking slowly a blood-sucked tear-filled marshmallow with the tips of her red-nailed index finger and thumb sucking it up with her juicy full lips like a vacuum cleaner in heat...look at that adam's apple go upwards and downwards...

...I'm getting hungry and excited, hug me Sara :T_T:
I expected more of a fight from the wallie master Caliburn. In your final testimony you failed to present any feesible evidence. Scorps i see you there and being a spawn hell child doesnt hold up i court sorry. So as per procedure, The marshmellow queen has been found...NOT GUILTY due to lack of evidence u_u
 
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