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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

I side with Caliburn He has become victimized and he deserves justice against the person who wronged him.
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

I side with Caliburn He has become victimized and he deserves justice against the person who wronged him.
Take a look at the evidence against him and then decide. :-

Dear members of the honorable NarutoBase jury and a hopefully not so corrupted judge U_U (whoever those are supposed to be).

I hereby accuse the current mod, smod and first and foremost member Sakura Saraplovoski Petunia Crazsicklweaslwealdinscyth Marshmallowjunky, aka Lawliet, of having infected me with a sexually transmitted decease that causes you to write...wallies.

I recently remembered that she once forced me in 2009, as innocent as I was back then, to write an article and when she wasn't satisfied and I pleaded for compassion, she just increased the wordcount from 300 to a solid 350 words! I came to the conclusion that this is the origin of my wallies, my psychological trauma that has been festering in my mind for years now like a tumor. I haven't been the same ever since.

GIVE ME BACK MY INNOCENCE YOU MARSHMALLOW WITCH!

I demand her to be boiled in a pot of molten marshmallows.
Well a writing Disease is actually good if it improves your English. I am in favour of Lawliet. :ilu:
This will improve your writing skills, Thus you have already got Justice.
False Evidence :-

*a man rises from the crowd of misfits and yells, crying rivers of tears*

I TOO HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF LAWLIET, SHEWITCH OF DOWN UNDER!!!!!! SHE HAS RAPED MY INNOCENT STATUS OVER AND OVER UNTIL THE ONLY THING THAT REMAINS IS AN EMPTY VOID BIG ENOUGH TO PARK A TRAIN!!!!!!! I SAY....DEATH!!!!!!! DEATH TO THE SHEWITCH!!!!!!! SHE EVEN ABUSED ME.... on the staff... :$


Since an Empty void has been left inside you, all the useless things have vanished. Now you can fill yourself with Love, Friendship and Happiness. You should be grateful to her.

Next!!!
BECAUSE....hum... it felt like beeing hugged by 10000 plush teddy bears in a bed of cotton candy and dreams... :$
You must have been in Heaven then. Thus, your point is invalid. :p

My Verdict :-

Considering the above claims, Sakura has won this case as Caliburn is guilty for using False Evidence (Scorps) to win his case.


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As you can see above Caliburn has falsely implicated Lawliet and gone offline. When Queen Lawliet arrives she will administer Divine Punishment to Caliburn and change his name to Wallieburn.
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

I thinking to choose lawliet , people say she is nice and i know nothing about you .

feeling sad about you too , i wish i could choose ira's side instead and wish me luck as i don't want to get sick with this wallie thing ,

Wall-E , only one can understand you is caliburn man .
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

The unbiased public has spoken. The scales of justice must be satisfied.

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

To all those who say I have no proof I present to you....

*drum roll*

SKORM!!!!

*TADDAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!*

Skorm is the illicit child, born from my violated status. He has both my bad temper and good looks and Lawliet's sweetness and compassion. And I suspect a 3rd party was involved as I'm still to figure out to this day where he got his weirdness. I point my finger at Caliburn but I'm happier thinking that he had nothing to do with the case other than being a victim of Lawliet's sexual predatory instincts same as all of us. Another proof is simple and comes from logic: if Lawliet is innocent...why did she change her name to Sakura??? UH????I CALL FOUL PLAY!!!!!!! J'ACCUSE MADAME SARA!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

To all those who say I have no proof I present to you....

*drum roll*

SKORM!!!!

*TADDAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!*

Skorm is the illicit child, born from my violated status. He has both my bad temper and good looks and Lawliet's sweetness and compassion. And I suspect a 3rd party was involved as I'm still to figure out to this day where he got his weirdness. I point my finger at Caliburn but I'm happier thinking that he had nothing to do with the case other than being a victim of Lawliet's sexual predatory instincts same as all of us. Another proof is simple and comes from logic: if Lawliet is innocent...why did she change her name to Sakura??? UH????I CALL FOUL PLAY!!!!!!! J'ACCUSE MADAME SARA!!!!!!!!!!

The underlined parts show your Infidelity and the fact that you and Caliburn used Lawliet for your own nefarious needs.

Parts in Red; Lawliet herself told me that she changed her name to Sakura to protect herself from the evil schemes of Caliburn. She is right now gathering support and will soon arrive and administer Divine Punishment.
 

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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!

To all those who say I have no proof I present to you....

*drum roll*

SKORM!!!!

*TADDAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!*

Skorm is the illicit child, born from my violated status. He has both my bad temper and good looks and Lawliet's sweetness and compassion. And I suspect a 3rd party was involved as I'm still to figure out to this day where he got his weirdness. I point my finger at Caliburn but I'm happier thinking that he had nothing to do with the case other than being a victim of Lawliet's sexual predatory instincts same as all of us. Another proof is simple and comes from logic: if Lawliet is innocent...why did she change her name to Sakura??? UH????I CALL FOUL PLAY!!!!!!! J'ACCUSE MADAME SARA!!!!!!!!!!
I'm 100% done.
 
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