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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!
I, Sakura Saraplovoski Petunia Crazsicklweaslwealdinscyth Marshmallowjunky, aka Lawliet, plead NOT GUILTY
I am a person of good morals and good faith. I do not bring out the worst in people, only the good. I am a long time and loved member of NB
Evidence:
These accusations are nothing more than lies and a figment of this crazy belgians chocolate-induced imagination.
The event that Caliburn is talking about in 2009, was a task for the well-known 'Treasure hunt event'. An event that Caliburn became victorious in. My participation was the sole reason, if not the only reason he made it to the end. He owes his victory to me.
He is now the admin of nb, a renowned wallie-maker and from this it can be concluded that i was the catalyst to his success. For how can a disease be something that brought out so much good in a person?
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So are you saying you really support me?
But we need more to further cement my innocence.
Oh my god, you said it would never come to this.
I, Sakura Saraplovoski Petunia Crazsicklweaslwealdinscyth Marshmallowjunky, aka Lawliet, plead NOT GUILTY
I am a person of good morals and good faith. I do not bring out the worst in people, only the good. I am a long time and loved member of NB
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These accusations are nothing more than lies and a figment of this crazy belgians chocolate-induced imagination.
The event that Caliburn is talking about in 2009, was a task for the well-known 'Treasure hunt event'. An event that Caliburn became victorious in. My participation was the sole reason, if not the only reason he made it to the end. He owes his victory to me.
He is now the admin of nb, a renowned wallie-maker and from this it can be concluded that i was the catalyst to his success. For how can a disease be something that brought out so much good in a person?
Caliburn has his own scale it's from 'had a couple of drinks' to 'making his own wild allegations with 4 pounds of hallucinogenic friettens in his pants'
I made that avatar for him, and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that*looks at your Zoro AVA*
And I support you Cali.
*looks at her Sakura AVA and username*
I better stay neutral or become judge or something.:|
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So are you saying you really support me?
Plenty, please refer to the start of my post.
He is always drunk. How is it fair to little old me to deal with this on a daily basis?
This is a serious accusation that needs to be addressed. Where better to address it then the NB court of law?what.???
now admins are trolling too.??
Something seems off about you.
See what i mean members of the NB jury?
Lies, all lies. You have me mistaken for L_Lawliet, a known troublemaker from the past who has no relation to me at all!
You bet it did, i'm not only the best but the sweetest. Known to give tooth decays to many. (Not intentional of course)
He's Portuguese... so most likely.So you're saying that you got hugged by 10000 plush teddy bears IN A bed of Cotton CANDY??You must be registered for see images
I deem that as a Criminal sexual conduct in the third degree!! A Felony I say!!!
Or............
You must have been high on acid.
Drugs will do that shit to ya'.
It is not, you are right Ira! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.How dare you! She did that to us all...
But that didn't mean anything! She is the best. :flowers
No . It's not Stockholm syndrome, damn it!
A just and noble judge.
But we need more to further cement my innocence.
I'll drown you in boiling marshmallow.
That's the burden that comes with being the best.
You stand with the truth.
Pekoms (shurorororo!) and Vincent have eaten it all. Even though Vincent shouldn't be eating at all at the moment.
Would you please step into my huge pot of boiling marshmallows?Caliburn hands down
Do not use your regrettable actions and one night stand with that italian hooker to place your illegitimate sons existence on me. I warned you many times (as i am the best) but you decided to not heed my warning and you now live with the consequences. He is an essence of you... evil!
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Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!
Why does she have too put up with this!!? Females unite against the drunken males.
Uh oh the tides have changed. After seeing all the evidence..I have to say Sakura she now has my vote.
Why does she have too put up with this!!? Females unite against the drunken males.
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*everyone stares at the newcomer, an old granny in a bathing swimsuit and a miss world sash dating 1948*
This sole declaration of country discrimination betrays her underlying ebilness! I have no doubts Sakura is a cold blooded sociopath that manipulated everyone into feeding her narcissistic obsession! I file that her whole statement and any argument of goodness, including past Avatar Making and the Saraisthebest Trend, be revoked from the registry, accounting for discrete but intrinsic and negative psychological manipulation!
Guilty!!!
I OBJECT!
*everyone stares at the newcomer, an old granny in a bathing swimsuit and a miss world sash dating 1948*
This sole declaration of country discrimination betrays her underlying ebilness! I have no doubts Sakura is a cold blooded sociopath that manipulated everyone into feeding her narcissistic obsession! I file that her whole statement and any argument of goodness, including past Avatar Making and the Saraisthebest Trend, be revoked from the registry, accounting for discrete but intrinsic and negative psychological manipulation!
Guilty!!!
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Is it so if the man -Scorps- said so himself? Not even 10 minutes ago Scorps himself said that when he is high/drinks he cannot remember most events.
Objection.
Is it so if the man -Scorps- said so himself? Not even 10 minutes ago Scorps himself said that when he is high/drinks he cannot remember most events.
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I'm feeling it!! The manipulations! Please guard, she is trying to take over this poor grandma's mind! Help!
Re: NB Courthouse in session: I demand Justice!!!
People, people (and marshmallow lady), it matters not whom gave Caliburneth such a life-threatening disease. We need to focus on finding some sort of anti-wallie serum to administer unto the afflicted. So I took it upon myself, and after stealing all of Vincent's super-duper secret medical files on every staff personnel (Scorps, you need to see someone about that mushroom rash >.<), along with his medical research I've concocted an antidote that'll cure the moss-head once and for all. The only problem is that I've hidden it somewhere and to reach the serum one must pass through a series of rooms that are definitely not loosely based off of the Saw series at all. :| That being said, let the games begin. :}
People, people (and marshmallow lady), it matters not whom gave Caliburneth such a life-threatening disease. We need to focus on finding some sort of anti-wallie serum to administer unto the afflicted. So I took it upon myself, and after stealing all of Vincent's super-duper secret medical files on every staff personnel (Scorps, you need to see someone about that mushroom rash >.<), along with his medical research I've concocted an antidote that'll cure the moss-head once and for all. The only problem is that I've hidden it somewhere and to reach the serum one must pass through a series of rooms that are definitely not loosely based off of the Saw series at all. :| That being said, let the games begin. :}
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