Dear members of the honorable NarutoBase jury and a hopefully not so corrupted judge U_U (whoever those are supposed to be).
I hereby accuse the current mod, smod and first and foremost member Sakura Saraplovoski Petunia Crazsicklweaslwealdinscyth Marshmallowjunky, aka Lawliet, of having infected me with a sexually transmitted decease that causes you to write...wallies.
I recently remembered that she once forced me in 2009, as innocent as I was back then, to write an article and when she wasn't satisfied and I pleaded for compassion, she just increased the wordcount from 300 to a solid 350 words! I came to the conclusion that this is the origin of my wallies, my psychological trauma that has been festering in my mind for years now like a tumor. I haven't been the same ever since.
GIVE ME BACK MY INNOCENCE YOU MARSHMALLOW WITCH!
I demand her to be boiled in a pot of molten marshmallows.
I hereby accuse the current mod, smod and first and foremost member Sakura Saraplovoski Petunia Crazsicklweaslwealdinscyth Marshmallowjunky, aka Lawliet, of having infected me with a sexually transmitted decease that causes you to write...wallies.
I recently remembered that she once forced me in 2009, as innocent as I was back then, to write an article and when she wasn't satisfied and I pleaded for compassion, she just increased the wordcount from 300 to a solid 350 words! I came to the conclusion that this is the origin of my wallies, my psychological trauma that has been festering in my mind for years now like a tumor. I haven't been the same ever since.
GIVE ME BACK MY INNOCENCE YOU MARSHMALLOW WITCH!
I demand her to be boiled in a pot of molten marshmallows.
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