The longest sentence in the world!

[Hori]

...That i have no idea why people created this game because it requires one to type too much. You know spamming the FG section should be quick and efficient

 

[Gααrα]

.... like in the old days when you gotta spam rating games in FG to get high rank for RP.......

 

[Michelle]

(the more challenging the more its worth it)

Sentence One:
(Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements of tomfoolery within hazardous situations caused haphazardly by people, who wonder whimsically why their views vary, however nowadays newly born babies are exquisitely immaculate yet easily overwhelmed through different religion stances, along continuous changes . . . )
To mindsets . . .

Sentence One:
(Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements of tomfoolery within hazardous situations caused haphazardly by people, who wonder whimsically why their views vary, however nowadays newly born babies are exquisitely immaculate yet easily overwhelmed through different religion stances, along continuous changes to mindsets . . .

... or environement

 

[Infant]

Sentence One:
(Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements of tomfoolery within hazardous situations caused haphazardly by people, who wonder whimsically why their views vary, however nowadays newly born babies are exquisitely immaculate yet easily overwhelmed through different religion stances, along continuous changes to mindsets . . .

... or environement

(Oops, that's it for Sentence 1)

(Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements of tomfoolery within hazardous situations caused haphazardly by people, who wonder whimsically why their views vary, however nowadays newly born babies are exquisitely immaculate yet easily overwhelmed through different religion stances, along continuous changes to mindsets or environment . . . )

(See the bold. I messed up by using 'to' again.)

(I was about to judge the length of the sentence ending before the second 'to', but them I realised 'of' was also used twice, so i'll have to cut the sentence there )

So this is what we ended up with:
Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance.

(I could not just cut it before the second 'of' because the comma before "neediness" makes it senseless if it ends at "elements")

(That gives us a 76 letter sentence. A far cry from the approximately 200 letters we were on, but not bad for a first try. We learn our lessons and apply them towards a stronger second round!)

Post automatically merged: Oct 17, 2021

The attempt is to create the longest sentence ever!

So here is what we do:
» each person posts two words
» the words must make sense with the current sentece
» words cannot be repeated, at all
» usernames and punctuation marks do not count as words
» names of people and places count as normal words
» the sentence has to make sense, otherwise its just words and we achieve nothing
» the sentence will be judged as finished if it either stops making sense, word rules are broken or we just can't keep it going (i will give a little bit of time before deciding this)

Final Rules:
• We can keep more than one sentence going at a time, just make sure to post which sentence you are replying to. However, if there are more than 3 (that is to say, if a fourth sentence begins), then the first sentence is considered complete
• Sentence size is measured according the number of letters in normal words. So if one sentence has 10 words of 4 letters each (total of 40 letters), it is considered smaller than a sentence of 5 words with 10 letters each (total of 50 letters). So use all the big words you can!

Of course, a person can't reply to their own post
(Posts or parts of posts that are not direct replies to the sentence should be in brackets, like this)

Alright, let's go!

Here are the rules, for a recap.

Let's try again

 

[Kooljay]

.... like in the old days when you gotta spam rating games in FG to get high rank for RP.......

The good'ole days.

 

[Hori]

.... but now his is like a dead zone, like how I have seen the Black Ink battlefield in Martial peak

 

[Michael92]

and the barren wasteland's emptiness crushes you soul and wears you down like a weight that never can be lifted completely draining your heart, body and mind...

 

[Hori]

...until all that remains is a hollow shell, devoid of hope or purpose, as if the very essence of life has been siphoned away, leaving you adrift in an endless void of despair and silence.

 

[the big boss]

No no no.

 

[Hori]

No no no.

You are not allowed to have fun until the work is done, until every task is completed, every detail is perfected, and every shadow of doubt has been erased. Only when the silence stretches long, and the clock ticks in a hollow room, will you realize that the concept of fun has slowly slipped away, replaced by an unsettling stillness that lingers... waiting.