The longest sentence in the world!

[Infant]

The attempt is to create the longest sentence ever!

So here is what we do:
» each person posts two words
» the words must make sense with the current sentece
» words cannot be repeated, at all
» usernames and punctuation marks do not count as words
» names of people and places count as normal words
» the sentence has to make sense, otherwise its just words and we achieve nothing
» the sentence will be judged as finished if it either stops making sense, word rules are broken or we just can't keep it going (i will give a little bit of time before deciding this)

Final Rules:
• We can keep more than one sentence going at a time, just make sure to post which sentence you are replying to. However, if there are more than 3 (that is to say, if a fourth sentence begins), then the first sentence is considered complete
• Sentence size is measured according the number of letters in normal words. So if one sentence has 10 words of 4 letters each (total of 40 letters), it is considered smaller than a sentence of 5 words with 10 letters each (total of 50 letters). So use all the big words you can!

Of course, a person can't reply to their own post
(Posts or parts of posts that are not direct replies to the sentence should be in brackets, like this)

Alright, let's go!

I'll start: SENTENCE ONE:
Frankly, children . . .

 

[Troi]

@Infant

Are quite...

 

[Infant]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite . . .) (hmm, very clever from @Moxxi , leaving a wide range of possibility)
Fondly impressionable . . .

(Dang, i think i messed it up there, but let's see what happens.)
(Also, moving forward isn't just about having routes to travel, but the power/energy to travel them. So one must balance alternatives with focus. Every choice has its strengths and weaknesses.)

 

[Malherusement]

(Sentence one: Frankly, children are fondly impressionable. . . ) Alright let me take a gander here

and insufferable. . .

 

[Infant]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable . . . )
bundles of . . .

(We have used up some conjunctions now, the sentence has taken off!)
(Woo Hoo)

 

[Malherusement]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of . . . )
ignorance, neediness. . .

 

[Infant]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferble bundles of ignorance, neediness . . . )
But not . . .

(Dang, couldn't use an 'and')

 

[Malherusement]

(gotta keep it interesting)
(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, but not . . .)
blind to. . .

 

[Infant]

(A little sweat don't hurt)
(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to . . .)
Occasional happenings . . .

 

[Malherusement]

(interesting addition)
(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings . . .)
in regards. . .

 

[Infant]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards. . . )
concerning elements . . .

(Aye, we're getting somewhere)

Post automatically merged: Nov 15, 2020

(I just copy and paste, then edit the previous reply so that i don't miss any words when typing out the sentence thus far)

 

[Malherusement]

(Sure is)
(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements . . . )

(Of tomfoolery. . .)

 

[Infant]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements of tomfoolery . . . )
within harzardous . . .

(Phew)

 

[Malherusement]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements of tomfoolery within hazardous. . .)
Situations in. . .

 

[Infant]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements of tomfoolery within hazardous situations in . . . )
'in' has already been used

» words cannot be repeated, at all
» usernames and punctuation marks do not count as words
» names of people and places count as normal words

 

[Malherusement]

hmmm alright do we restart or can i edit

 

[Infant]

hmmm alright do we restart or can i edit

No need to edit, since its already noted (and id like to keep it as a reminder to others)

Just reply to the last one before this point. So just go on like the last reply never happened

 

[Malherusement]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements of tomfoolery within hazardous. . .)
Situations caused. . .

 

[Infant]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements of tomfoolery within hazardous situations caused . . . )
Haphazardly by . . .

Post automatically merged: Nov 15, 2020

(Lol)

(Imagine talking to someone who somehow ends up saying this sentence . . . )

 

[Malherusement]

(Sentence One: Frankly, children are quite fondly impressionable and insufferable bundles of ignorance, neediness but not blind to occasional happenings in regards concerning elements of tomfoolery within hazardous situations caused haphazardly by. . .)

(People, who. . .)