The Inauguration of Obisha and Grimbiden
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*extremely fast:* do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of NarutoBase, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of NarutoBase.
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lmao XD>_>...<_<....
*whispers in grimm's ear*
why are lesbians always fat?
Grimm: why? O_O
because they always eat out
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Announcer: Umm.... yes. O_O Congratulations, President Obisha! And now for his speech. . .O_O wow so the myths were true.. he did love to party
*walks up to the podium* U_U
My fellow citizens, I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.
Forty-four NarutoBasians have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity, and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often, the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, NarutoBase has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forebearers, and true to our founding documents.
So it has been. So it must be with this new generation.
Too often, our ideals are forgotten, left in a corner to gather dust, while we satiate ourselves with darkness, and power. Too often are men corrupted by such power, and too often do they lose their way. These new paths they set upon lead to things of greed, and lust, while the once-good men fail to see the big picture, narrowing their scope till all they can see is desire. Such desire, greed, and lust leads to problems on all fronts, affecting both the rich and poor, white and black.
I ask you now, my fellow NarutoBasians, to look beyond yourselves, towards the troubles of others, the troubles of us all, borne of our natural tendency to narrow ourselves to power and desire.
*dramatic pause*
hey. and why can't lesbians go on a diet and wear make-up at the same time?>_>...<_<....
*whispers in grimm's ear*
why are lesbians always fat?
Grimm: why? O_O
because they always eat out
because they can't eat jenny craig with mary kay on their face.
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That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.
Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America: They will be met.
On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.
On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics and our daily lives.
On this day, we see that fear comes from lust and greed, and we see that we no longer have to be afraid.
This nation was in the dark, but on this day, I have come forth to bring it into the light!
In conclusion, Sarah Palin's retarded, thank you, goodnight.
Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America: They will be met.
On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.
On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics and our daily lives.
On this day, we see that fear comes from lust and greed, and we see that we no longer have to be afraid.
This nation was in the dark, but on this day, I have come forth to bring it into the light!
In conclusion, Sarah Palin's retarded, thank you, goodnight.
