The Inauguration of Obisha and Grimbiden

[Hellsbadass]

that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same, that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion. . .

 

[BishamonSama]

Supreme Court Justice: and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. .

 

[Hellsbadass]

and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. .

 

[-Naruto Uzumaki-]

Go Obisha!!!

 

[BishamonSama]

Supreme Court Justice: So help me God.

 

[Hellsbadass]

So help me God

 

[BishamonSama]

Supreme Court Justice: Congratulations, Vice-President Grimbiden


Announcer: And now, an original piece written by composer John Williams, being played by Toyata Mitsubisha on violin, Yo-yo Ma on cello, Yokshova Tinglesworth on clarinet, Nanuk Tumblecocks on piano, and Elias Smith on w/e the hell he wants, entitled, "Whispy Cloud-puffs and Cotton Candy in the Summer"

 

[Hellsbadass]

 

[Elias]

Supreme Court Justice: Congratulations, Vice-President Grimbiden


Announcer: And now, an original piece written by composer John Williams, being played by Toyata Mitsubisha on violin, Yo-yo Ma on cello, Yokshova Tinglesworth on clarinet, Nanuk Tumblecocks on piano, and Elias Smith on w/e the hell he wants, entitled, "Whispy Cloud-puffs and Cotton Candy in the Summer"

*they start playing the song, but i quickly out noise them by playing "Psychobilly Freakout" by Reverend Horton Heat*

>: D

 

[BishamonSama]

Yo-Yo Ma: Eeeey, what u doo-eeng, crazy american! *hits elias over the head with a cello*

 

[Elias]

Yo-Yo Ma: Eeeey, what u doo-eeng, crazy american! *hits elias over the head with a cello*

*the rockabilly awesomeness causes yo-yo's head to explode*

>

 

[Hellsbadass]

lmao XD

 

[BishamonSama]

*the rockabilly awesomeness causes yo-yo's head to explode*

>

*snipers posted all over the roofs shoot elias dozens of times, causing blood to splatter everywhere*

O_O

 

[Elias]

*snipers posted all over the roofs shoot elias dozens of times, causing blood to splatter everywhere*

O_O

*falls down onto the lower platform, blood spewing all over everyone while they inagurate Obisha*

 

[BishamonSama]

Announcer: OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! *stabs self*

New Announcer: O_O Alright, then. Let's get on to the inauguration of President-Elect Obisha!

 

[Hellsbadass]

*on the platform with the bible in my hands*

 

[BishamonSama]

*slowly edges up onto the platform*
O--------------------------O'

*sweating profusely*

 

[Elias]

*on the platform with the bible in my hands*

*gets up, and takes the bible, and wipes all of the blood off of me with it*

Atheists FTW!!! >: D

 

[Hellsbadass]

O.O
I, Al Kyder Obisha, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of NarutoBase, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of NarutoBase

*gets up, and takes the bible, and wipes all of the blood off of me with it*

Atheists FTW!!! >: D

*lincoln wakes up from the dead and bitch slaps elias*

O_______________O

 

[BishamonSama]

O.O
I, Al Kyder Obisha, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of NarutoBase, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of NarutoBase

*stuttering*

I.... I.... Al..... Kyder Obisha...... O________________________O